Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Avenge Yourself – Be a problem to your children
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
He’s not dead, he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Why be difficult – Be impossible
I wonder how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Make the world a better place; kill a bigot
The first boat people were white
God created Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world
When I grow up, I wanna be just like Barbie. That BITCH has EVERYTHING!
Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.