Dogs think they’re human. Cats think they’re gods.
Save the Dolphins. What did the cows do wrong?
Help wanted-telepath: you know where to apply
I still miss my wife, But my aim is improving
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him/her sleep.
Help! I Farted and can’t roll down my windows!
What if the whole world FARTED at the same time?
What part of “No” don’t you understand?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film
When all else fails manipulate the data
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Love thy neighbor, but don’t brag about it.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.