The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.
Wink, I’ll do the rest!
Will work for food – Will beg for sex
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Discourage Inbreeding – Ban Country Music
Boldly Going Nowhere
Metaphors be with you
Money Isn’t Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Unless you’re the lead dog, the view doesn’t change
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
I love cats…they taste just like chicken.