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You are here: Home / Jokes / Gay Jokes / Brokeback Mountain – Deputy Edition

Brokeback Mountain – Deputy Edition

March 3, 2008 by F&J Staff 46 Comments

A few overworked deputy sheriffs deserved a vaction, together they decided to go on a mountain retreat. Since police officers are so underpaid, they decided to sleap two per room so they could afford the trip.

Now, nobody wanted to sleep in the same room with Daryl – he’s got a well known reputation for snoring  and since it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time – so they voted to take turns.

The first deputy to bunk with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot, looking like he didnt get any sleep. They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night, couldn’t get any sleep.”

The following night it was a different deputy’s turn. In the morning, same thing – hair all messed up, eyes blood-shot, etc. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He said, “Man, that Daryl! Shakes the roof he’s so loud. I watched him all night.”

The third night was Frank’s turn. Now Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man’s man. Said he wasn’t gonna put up with any snoring… “We’ll see!” said the other debuties. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. “Good morning, wonderful day outside isn’t it?” he said.

They couldn’t believe it! They said, “Man, what happened?” He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Daryl into bed, then kissed him good night. He sat up all night just watching me. Didn’t snore a bit, hehe.”

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Comments

  1. MARGIE says

    March 8, 2008 at 1:30 am

    HOPE YOU GET THIS

    Reply
  2. lovegal says

    March 9, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    no i dont

    Reply
  3. Sherry says

    March 13, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    LOL

    Reply
  4. hatley bo says

    March 14, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    this was the stupidest joke i have ever heard…learn to spell

    Reply
  5. Chrisio says

    March 24, 2008 at 2:55 am

    What grade r u in? Like pre-school?

    Reply
  6. Goblin Punch says

    March 26, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Daryl thought the football player was gay or something : p Hence the “Broke maontain” Part. I have another Brokeback mountain joke.

    “Brokeback mountain” Isn’t just a movie it’s what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his back yard.

    Reply
  7. Droges says

    April 2, 2008 at 11:17 am

    dead ninjas in the back yard.. thats funnny!!

    Reply
  8. Naughtydude says

    April 3, 2008 at 2:34 am

    Hahahahaha! I LOVE IT! LOL! That’s so clever!

    Reply
  9. Jessica D. says

    April 10, 2008 at 7:55 am

    wow Goblin punch your amazing

    Reply
  10. al says

    April 23, 2008 at 3:35 am

    i have been hit on by gays in a bar in Denver(the broken arrow) and unappropiatley on their part and i leave them be because there r no rights that protect me from them… if a joke is joke, and is how we point them out and their awkwardness to straight people, so be it thank you for our freedom of speech. mind you i have been in the offset ordeal of how to tell them no when they have no right to approach and anybody that does not look for their affection. I am christian and firm but because i am christian i can walk away and let them deal with it when they need to appropiatley with god. it is not my position to judge but laughing is no sin. lolololololololololololol

    Reply
  11. Sue Rin says

    April 30, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    i’ve heard that joke before. are you sure that the F & J staff wrote it? i doubt it.

    Reply
  12. Kate says

    May 2, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    -CONFUSED-

    Reply
  13. sarah w. says

    May 5, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    bloody hell, that’s awesome!

    Reply
  14. yari says

    May 7, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    lol

    Reply
  15. AIDENNN!! says

    May 26, 2008 at 1:54 pm

    AHAHAHAHAHA. Ohhh thats lovely.

    Reply
  16. necrophiliac says

    May 29, 2008 at 12:36 am

    ahahahaha

    Reply
  17. james says

    June 9, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    Retarded

    Reply
  18. Kelly says

    June 14, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    the broke back mountain joke was funny but the chuck norris joke is retarded

    Reply
  19. jess says

    July 3, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    Hey Al if you have such a problem with gays then why did you click on the joke? Get a life. That was a good joke!

    Reply
  20. erraticheart says

    July 6, 2008 at 2:05 am

    ahh, thats hillarious!! gimme five!! 😉

    Reply
  21. Umar Malik says

    July 7, 2008 at 9:16 am

    hahaha…v funny

    Reply
  22. Nick says

    July 18, 2008 at 4:40 am

    Joke wasn’t bad, but your grammer completely spoiled it for me

    Reply
  23. Pattie says

    July 21, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    ahahaha that was hella smart lmao

    Reply
  24. desma says

    October 24, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    lol lol lol sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

    Reply
  25. Ashley says

    December 3, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    eh

    Reply
  26. agee says

    December 22, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    that’s ok, he can always sleep in d daytime, rite.

    Reply
  27. kay says

    January 22, 2009 at 11:47 am

    WTF
    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????I’mCONFUSED???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    Reply
  28. Tim says

    January 23, 2009 at 8:53 am

    Faget..u nd help

    Reply
  29. Ralph* says

    February 4, 2009 at 9:43 am

    ha ha Tim you spelled fagot wrong! FAGOT!!! =) lol

    Reply
  30. ihate americans says

    February 21, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    stupid warmongerrs. first you elect a nig then u argue over jokes. no wonder you’re the laughing stock of the planet. at least with your ridiculous stimulus package the nigs can buy all the fried chicken n watermelon they want. must be time for you cunts to start a new war its been a while! thats right, no oil in sudan

    Reply
  31. Tra says

    March 31, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    Listen ‘I hate americans’ we have to suffer because of RACIST SLURS people say. You need to loosen up and smell the roses! Be nice! STOP SAYING NIG! SOME PEOPLE ARE TOUCHY. go buy yourself a heart…jerk. YOU SOUND RACIST STEREOTYPICAL AND PLAIN IGNORANT. its a comment board let people argue! its not ur problem.

    Reply
  32. Tra says

    March 31, 2009 at 9:48 pm

    Sorry everyone that ruffled my feathers. That joke was funny. oh and just to tell “i hate americans” I’M BLACK! WHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY NOW!? HOW ABOUT AN APOLOGY… 🙁 Not only for me but for all of us!

    Reply
  33. Cosy says

    April 13, 2009 at 2:29 am

    The jokes are funny, but the comments are funnier. Y du wi cumplain abt spelins wen wi re able 2 undastnd.

    Reply
  34. Africano says

    April 29, 2009 at 6:32 am

    ELABORATE PLEASE!!!!!! entered da site for hilarious staff and all, whassup with da harsh comments on each other yo! tk it easy guys

    Reply
  35. Shah Jahan says

    May 21, 2009 at 1:48 am

    Not Bad Yar

    Reply
  36. patty flores says

    October 26, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    Lol-joke! Plz work on ur grammer! & dog who hates americans I’m sure that where ever u r from we saved ur ass at some point. U r a disgrace 2 the human race in general. You should go on tour to places with very high buildings & loose ropes hanging around (hint hint). I ddnt get the chuck norris joke 🙁

    Reply
  37. Tra says

    October 28, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    i totally agree with patty! if he hates americans why is he reading american jokes. pfftttt hes a hypocrite. >:(

    Reply
  38. Craig says

    November 26, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    how doe anyone find this ‘joke’ funny…

    Reply
  39. Tina says

    December 8, 2009 at 4:20 am

    Ohhh man d comments r so funny……..LMAO

    Reply
  40. Krazy_mexican says

    April 9, 2010 at 3:41 am

    Dam pe0ple this is a j0ke site n0t a drama site if u f0os d0nt like it then 2 easy w0rds fawk 0ff!

    Reply
  41. Gay Wolf says

    May 27, 2010 at 9:23 am

    This joke is good 4 poepel who did not see the movei and not funny for me

    Reply
  42. cole moyo says

    August 27, 2010 at 5:49 am

    not funny dud

    Reply
  43. Oor Wullie says

    September 2, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    What a lot of sad folk suffering from humour by-pass syndrome. I thought the joke very funny. However, I thought Brokeback Mountain was about a couple of lonely cowpokes who discovered a mutual love of pulling their chaps on backwards!

    Reply
  44. you are all idiots says

    October 7, 2010 at 4:47 am

    If you didnt think the joke was funny go to the address bar at the top of your browser and change what it says. This is a joke site, youre not going to like all of them, and your input isnt really required if you dont. If you do like it then leave a comment telling the F&J staff that you enjoyed it and that their time was worth the effort.

    If you didnt get it, hang yourself.

    Reply
  45. manny says

    November 11, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    You people suck

    Reply
  46. Mezza says

    November 13, 2010 at 6:10 am

    lol

    Reply

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