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You are here: Home / Jokes / Blonde Jokes / Blonde The Builder

Blonde The Builder

March 14, 2008 by F&J Staff 60 Comments

Two blonde chicks were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a nail; the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood.

The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, “Why the %@#& are you throwing some of the nails away?!” “Whoa! Don’t yell!” the blonde on the ladder explained, “If it’s pointed toward me when I pull it out of my pouch, I throw it away. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I can use it safely! Duh!”

The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde’s get a bad rap for being dumb. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, “Don’t throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They’re for the other side of the house! Duh!”

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Comments

  1. MARCOS says

    March 17, 2008 at 4:20 am

    DONT KNOW IF YOU WILL GET THIS…I MEAN IF I SENT IT CORRECTLY….YOURE NOT BLOND RIGHT? πŸ™‚

    Reply
  2. tsepo says

    March 18, 2008 at 6:59 am

    IT’S DEFINETELY BONDS WHO DID THAT

    Reply
  3. kelly says

    March 21, 2008 at 10:30 am

    tsepo by any chance are you a blonde(bond)

    Reply
  4. samantha says

    March 21, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    this joke is really dumd i dpnt get it

    Reply
  5. bubba says

    March 21, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    i dont get it and i’m blonde

    Reply
  6. Peanut butter says

    March 22, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    HAHA bubba dont get it and hes a blonde lol mayb thts y u dont get it lol jks….;)

    Reply
  7. logan says

    March 23, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    GOOD 1 PEANUT BUTTER LMAO

    Reply
  8. iggy says

    March 23, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    i’m not blond and i don’t get it.

    Reply
  9. Goblin Punch says

    March 26, 2008 at 10:00 am

    They think you can’t use the nails because they are pointed towards them, but the other says they are for the other side of the house. Instead of the nail they turn the house around. Literally cant think of how I can make it simpler but I tried.

    Reply
  10. gross says

    March 26, 2008 at 12:03 pm

    if they go to the other side of the house, then the nail will be facing that side. simple.

    Reply
  11. Ur mom says

    April 3, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    Am i the only smart person who reads blonde jokes the funny part is no matter what side of the house there on the nail will still be facing them

    Reply
  12. sandee says

    April 11, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    cool joke—as a “natural” blooooonde I can appreciate and retell -some of these are pretty funny-I see them more geared twd bottle blondes..and vain chicks in general

    Reply
  13. ur dad says

    April 15, 2008 at 11:27 am

    omg, im dumb as hell and even i got that and im not blonde… lmao, it was funny

    Reply
  14. MiaChristina says

    April 15, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    OMG!!! why dont some people get it??!! I mean seriously it is sooo simple…I get it!! And im blonde!!!! Lol πŸ™‚
    x

    Reply
  15. ~7ud@cr!$ 7!zz!3~ says

    April 17, 2008 at 9:54 am

    hahaha lmfao wtf dude this wasnt all that funny. . . dude, the peoples replies are funnier than the joke itself! lmfao!
    XD <3 ^_^

    Reply
  16. Hippy Peace says

    April 23, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    lol i love blonde jokes i’m not a total blonde but i have my share of blonde moments maybe itsd bc i’m a dirty blonde (natural tyvm)

    Reply
  17. sarah w. says

    May 5, 2008 at 12:47 pm

    funny but a little wordy. anyone who doesn’t get it obviously has stage four tda- terminal dumbass.

    Reply
  18. sarah w. says

    May 5, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    and you can kiss my ass, tsepo and bubba.

    Reply
  19. ASHLiE says

    May 5, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    this dnt make sence i dnt get it!

    Reply
  20. ASHLiE says

    May 5, 2008 at 1:50 pm

    I DNT GET iT … iT DNT MAKE SENCE UGH!

    Reply
  21. That one guy, from that one place says

    May 9, 2008 at 10:04 am

    I like blonde jokes but the real joke to this is to see all of the people that spelled blonde wrong when leaving their message.

    Don’t believe me….. see for yourself.

    Reply
  22. a.slfd;glaksjfgaslf says

    May 9, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    THAT WAS GGAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY……….DID YOU MAKE IT UP?

    Reply
  23. bree says

    May 9, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    yeah i agree that was GAY

    Reply
  24. bob!! ((HAHA)) says

    May 13, 2008 at 10:29 am

    hah..this joke is GAAAYY.. jkjk.. it was ok.. lol… gosh..im borreeedd.. lol.. me and this dude named bob are reading these jokes..and some are ok.. lol.. but ya…were in skool…(GAAAYYY)))) lol. ya..

    Reply
  25. ella bits says

    May 14, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    this joke is really dumb. i hate jokes that have to blondes in them because they are always so predictable.

    Reply
  26. joker says

    May 19, 2008 at 5:46 am

    Could someone leave a message that don’t make them sound stupid?????????

    Reply
  27. haha says

    May 21, 2008 at 5:00 pm

    not the best

    Reply
  28. lala says

    May 31, 2008 at 8:38 am

    huh!!

    Reply
  29. Jean says

    June 3, 2008 at 1:33 am

    i was surprised by the ending…
    it wasn’t really gay.. it was more like… STUPID GAY..
    lolx..

    Reply
  30. Bubba says

    June 11, 2008 at 10:43 pm

    I’m blonde and I don;t get it

    Reply
  31. 2010 puppy love says

    June 14, 2008 at 7:07 am

    this joke is wack

    Reply
  32. drew says

    June 25, 2008 at 9:06 am

    this is stupid

    there is no good jokes

    Reply
  33. kiwi says

    July 11, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    i`m blonde and i got it, its not that hard, your all just idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and most of you are probs fake blondes anyways.

    Reply
  34. Jake says

    July 18, 2008 at 8:11 am

    Uh I get it The Ones that are Towards her on the Other side of the House it opiset so she has to keep them for the other side of the House.. it is a Dumb joke though

    Reply
  35. Tanya says

    July 22, 2008 at 7:01 pm

    ok. that really sucked.
    I don’t know one dumb blonde.
    I get A’s and so does my sister, who is now
    a chemical engineer. My mom used to be an engineer.
    Yes, we are all blonde, and I do get this joke.
    It’s not funny is all.

    Reply
  36. blondesrdumb says

    July 30, 2008 at 12:13 am

    no matter what way they are going to stand the nail will always be toward them… lol

    Reply
  37. Brittany says

    August 28, 2008 at 10:34 am

    This was not that funny…but i’ll give the blonde her props!

    Reply
  38. Michelle Horton says

    November 21, 2008 at 7:02 am

    I understood the joke, but it was still crap!

    Reply
  39. Anna says

    November 22, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    I have a version of this:
    A blonde is Driving around in her car.
    She is feeling a little put out because, on the radio that morning, she had heard that blondes were officially the stupidest beings on the planet.
    She drove on and came to a field. In the middle of it was a blonde in a rowing boat trying to row across it.
    The 1st blonde shouts to the blonde in the field: “what are you doing?”
    The other replies: “I’m fishing”
    the first blonde, angry now, shouts: “It’s people like you who give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim I’d come over there and give you what’s coming to you!”

    Reply
  40. victoria =) says

    January 23, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    haha uhm yeah that joke was retarded =] kaybye

    Reply
  41. a person says

    February 3, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    hey you know what im top of my class and i’ll give ya three guesses what my haircolor is!!!!!! >:(

    Reply
  42. jm says

    March 15, 2009 at 7:27 pm

    iggy are you sure ure not a future blonde? lol just kidding

    Reply
  43. jm says

    March 15, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    to a person BLONDE!!!!!? lolllll

    Reply
  44. Jessica says

    April 1, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    I didnt get it…….

    Reply
  45. Moshami says

    May 13, 2009 at 5:37 am

    it’s not funny

    Reply
  46. Don says

    May 26, 2009 at 5:48 am

    Some of the comments are more funnier than the joke itself… SOME OF THEM DIDN’T GOT IT…. Its hard to explain a joke , some commonsense needed to understand the jokes….

    Reply
  47. Miranda says

    July 21, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    That is so stereotype! If you replaced the blond with a brunette it wouldn’t be funny anymore, right? Because the person’s HAIR COLOR isn’t blond. It’s a HAIR COLOR. HAIR has nothing to do with our intelligence.

    Reply
  48. xerxes says

    August 11, 2009 at 9:08 am

    oh,hahahaha, this one was really funny…why are blondes reffered to be dump

    Reply
  49. AmyLeighh says

    August 12, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Mwahaha (6)
    Funnyy.Funnyy! :):D
    Well Kindaaaaa, 😎
    Heheeeee,
    GiddyyMeeee! (a):-)

    Reply
  50. Ashley says

    August 17, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    I didnt really like it!!!!!!!!!!
    the joke was so long at the end of it i forgot what happened in the beggining!!!

    Reply
  51. Texas Gal says

    September 14, 2009 at 10:49 am

    im blonde and i love all the blonde jokes hahahah they are so funny.

    Reply
  52. Boohoo says

    October 9, 2009 at 8:53 am

    Lmao this was great

    Reply
  53. dlb says

    October 22, 2009 at 7:25 pm

    wait if she puts them back into the bag and they face the other way then what happens????

    Reply
  54. Neo says

    November 14, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    hahaha..that was damn funny!!
    i hv never met a blonde..r they really like this…

    Reply
  55. megan says

    January 6, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    WTF do you mean you’ve never met a blonde?

    Reply
  56. Prim says

    January 27, 2010 at 5:19 am

    hahahaha

    Reply
  57. danny says

    March 9, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    im soo blonde and i totally understand why this joke is soooo true! haha! blonde moments or should i say blonde hours are sooo stupid! haha!

    Reply
  58. christiana says

    May 18, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    wowwwwwwwwwwww that was stupid

    Reply
  59. Me says

    June 29, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Ahahahahaha that was a good joke!!!! πŸ™‚

    Reply
  60. RoJo says

    September 13, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    ROFLMAO πŸ˜€

    Reply

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