Two blonde chicks were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a nail; the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood.
The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, “Why the %@#& are you throwing some of the nails away?!” “Whoa! Don’t yell!” the blonde on the ladder explained, “If it’s pointed toward me when I pull it out of my pouch, I throw it away. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I can use it safely! Duh!”
The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde’s get a bad rap for being dumb. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, “Don’t throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They’re for the other side of the house! Duh!”
DONT KNOW IF YOU WILL GET THIS…I MEAN IF I SENT IT CORRECTLY….YOURE NOT BLOND RIGHT? 🙂
IT’S DEFINETELY BONDS WHO DID THAT
tsepo by any chance are you a blonde(bond)
this joke is really dumd i dpnt get it
i dont get it and i’m blonde
HAHA bubba dont get it and hes a blonde lol mayb thts y u dont get it lol jks….;)
GOOD 1 PEANUT BUTTER LMAO
i’m not blond and i don’t get it.
They think you can’t use the nails because they are pointed towards them, but the other says they are for the other side of the house. Instead of the nail they turn the house around. Literally cant think of how I can make it simpler but I tried.
if they go to the other side of the house, then the nail will be facing that side. simple.
Am i the only smart person who reads blonde jokes the funny part is no matter what side of the house there on the nail will still be facing them
cool joke—as a “natural” blooooonde I can appreciate and retell -some of these are pretty funny-I see them more geared twd bottle blondes..and vain chicks in general
omg, im dumb as hell and even i got that and im not blonde… lmao, it was funny
OMG!!! why dont some people get it??!! I mean seriously it is sooo simple…I get it!! And im blonde!!!! Lol 🙂
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hahaha lmfao wtf dude this wasnt all that funny. . . dude, the peoples replies are funnier than the joke itself! lmfao!
XD <3 ^_^
lol i love blonde jokes i’m not a total blonde but i have my share of blonde moments maybe itsd bc i’m a dirty blonde (natural tyvm)
funny but a little wordy. anyone who doesn’t get it obviously has stage four tda- terminal dumbass.
and you can kiss my ass, tsepo and bubba.
this dnt make sence i dnt get it!
I DNT GET iT … iT DNT MAKE SENCE UGH!
I like blonde jokes but the real joke to this is to see all of the people that spelled blonde wrong when leaving their message.
Don’t believe me….. see for yourself.
THAT WAS GGAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY……….DID YOU MAKE IT UP?
yeah i agree that was GAY
hah..this joke is GAAAYY.. jkjk.. it was ok.. lol… gosh..im borreeedd.. lol.. me and this dude named bob are reading these jokes..and some are ok.. lol.. but ya…were in skool…(GAAAYYY)))) lol. ya..
this joke is really dumb. i hate jokes that have to blondes in them because they are always so predictable.
Could someone leave a message that don’t make them sound stupid?????????
not the best
huh!!
i was surprised by the ending…
it wasn’t really gay.. it was more like… STUPID GAY..
lolx..
I’m blonde and I don;t get it
this joke is wack
this is stupid
there is no good jokes
i`m blonde and i got it, its not that hard, your all just idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!
and most of you are probs fake blondes anyways.
Uh I get it The Ones that are Towards her on the Other side of the House it opiset so she has to keep them for the other side of the House.. it is a Dumb joke though
ok. that really sucked.
I don’t know one dumb blonde.
I get A’s and so does my sister, who is now
a chemical engineer. My mom used to be an engineer.
Yes, we are all blonde, and I do get this joke.
It’s not funny is all.
no matter what way they are going to stand the nail will always be toward them… lol
This was not that funny…but i’ll give the blonde her props!
I understood the joke, but it was still crap!
I have a version of this:
A blonde is Driving around in her car.
She is feeling a little put out because, on the radio that morning, she had heard that blondes were officially the stupidest beings on the planet.
She drove on and came to a field. In the middle of it was a blonde in a rowing boat trying to row across it.
The 1st blonde shouts to the blonde in the field: “what are you doing?”
The other replies: “I’m fishing”
the first blonde, angry now, shouts: “It’s people like you who give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim I’d come over there and give you what’s coming to you!”
haha uhm yeah that joke was retarded =] kaybye
hey you know what im top of my class and i’ll give ya three guesses what my haircolor is!!!!!! >:(
iggy are you sure ure not a future blonde? lol just kidding
to a person BLONDE!!!!!? lolllll
I didnt get it…….
it’s not funny
Some of the comments are more funnier than the joke itself… SOME OF THEM DIDN’T GOT IT…. Its hard to explain a joke , some commonsense needed to understand the jokes….
That is so stereotype! If you replaced the blond with a brunette it wouldn’t be funny anymore, right? Because the person’s HAIR COLOR isn’t blond. It’s a HAIR COLOR. HAIR has nothing to do with our intelligence.
oh,hahahaha, this one was really funny…why are blondes reffered to be dump
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Funnyy.Funnyy! :):D
Well Kindaaaaa, 😎
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GiddyyMeeee! (a):-)
I didnt really like it!!!!!!!!!!
the joke was so long at the end of it i forgot what happened in the beggining!!!
im blonde and i love all the blonde jokes hahahah they are so funny.
Lmao this was great
wait if she puts them back into the bag and they face the other way then what happens????
hahaha..that was damn funny!!
i hv never met a blonde..r they really like this…
WTF do you mean you’ve never met a blonde?
hahahaha
im soo blonde and i totally understand why this joke is soooo true! haha! blonde moments or should i say blonde hours are sooo stupid! haha!
wowwwwwwwwwwww that was stupid
Ahahahahaha that was a good joke!!!! 🙂
ROFLMAO 😀