Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.
“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”
OUCH!
lmao that’s so funny
wont say nothing
The story and the plot is rather simple.
I hoped it more spark than that.
The joke cannot reflect meaningful something.
Should I laugh?
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!!
this was stupid. Obama will probably be a better president for America then they have had in a long time. But it’s just a joke *shoulder shrug*
That was a really cute joke. I think this would be the worst President we could ever vote into office. Why would you want someone who obviously doesn’t know s**t AND won’t salute our flag?
Longhornfan, you obviously don’t know politics. Get your facts straight. McCain would be a terrible president – look at what he’s done in the last 26 years of Congress; voted to raise taxes and give tax cuts to big businesses. That’s it. What has he proposed so far? Nothing. The same goes with his piss-poor choice of a running mate. Palin can’t even answer a question. And why is that? Oh, because she has no experience whatsoever. Woo, she was governor of a town of 4000 for 2 years. Wow. Just the other day she spoke of her fending off the oil companies in Alaska when she was governor but now her motto is “Drill Baby Drill”? What a hypocritical sad excuse for a human being.
That is the funniest thing i have ever heard!!!
that’s freakin hilarious!
Taken, I completely agree with you there. But sometimes letting these uninformed idiots speak for themselves on forums is just about the best thing we can do to expose their ignorance — that is, step back and give them the floor.
Anyone who still thinks Obama is a Muslim or won’t salute the flag is obviously a cave dweller. Moreover, if such petty issues are your criteria for electing the leader of the free world, then you had better vote for Obama — McCain never wore a lapel flag pin to either of the debates so far, and Obama has to both.
Pity the uninformed; it’s our duty to vote in their best interest, even if they don’t understand.
I totally aggree with Reaganomics……..
Lets due our duty and elect someone who will do the best for our country.
funny….:P
that s too funny
good one
vote mccain/ palin 08
john mccain.com
get the facts
to taken and reaganomics……just shut up while you still have the chance…..everyone knows that obama is a no good lier….mccain and palin would have been way better for us……obama dont know and thing about our country…a least mccain has served for us…..what has obama done…..nothing….all he is going to do is ruin our country…..and yeah he is a muslum….i don’t care what anyone says…..you need to face your own facts….he wasn’t even born in america….he went to and islamic school and around the time he was in school you had to be a citizen of kenya to go to their school….he is not an american….not only that but no one in his family can tell the truth…his grandma says that she was at the hospital in kenya when he was born while he said he was born at one hospital and his siter said he was born a another hospital……then he is yet to show his birth certificate to the judge…why is he so scared……im sorry…well no im not…but some of ya’ll have made a big mistake by choosing him to run our country…..he aint noting but a liar…….every one know that mccain would have been better for our country……obama is just killing babies and raising taxes while mccain wanted to rais babies and kill taxes……how can anyone be pro choice….abortion is abortion no matter what……i would never trust obama with any thing….not even a penny……he don’t deserve to even be in america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barack just happened to be in the right place at the right time. It was really a vote against McCain, not a vote for Barack. The presidency will be on-the-job training for him.
I still can not figure out how someone could vote for such an unkown. However, Barack has defined a new style of getting votes. Promise Hispanics something (get their vote). African-Americans usually vote Democratic, but how would they have voted if Barack chose the Republican ticket?
A vote for the highest office in the land should be more than, looks, age, race, saying you’ll change politics. It is called show me something!
hahahahahha I find this very funny. I dont like OBAMA at all. Sarah Palin helped lower taxes in Alaska and she was governor their so she does have experience. McCain had a good campaign and OBAMA was just throwing the world change out there. Where did he come from?? NO where. I hadn’t even heard of him until this election and all the shit i heard about him, he deffinatley didnt get my vote.
He’s a fillthy, muslim, fag-hugging, nigger that will spell doom for the USA and with it the rest of the free world.
hahaha…i wish i could meet that girl! she is a smart child!
OBAMA08, All white people, report to the cotton field at 7am for orientation!!!
Pat Riot – you seem a bit indecisive, why don’t you just come down off the fence and say what really bothers you about The Obama?
By the way, the little girl joke was good!!
hey guys dont worry about Obama, when have you know a nigger to keep a job for more that 4 years?
I LOVE OBAMA LOL U GUY R RACIST>>>>>>>:) ME A GOOD MAN NOT NO RACIST….ALSO VERY SMART WITH POLTICS U GUYS SUCK WITH POLITICS
I thought the joke was funny…first off. But for those who could not see that they are on a website for “jokes” and actually think that this conversation truly occured, i can see how you are truly blinded by your ignorance. It is sad to see the racist comments on here; however, I am not surprised. I don’t feel that either candidate would have spelled doom to OUR country. You guys sure won’t so outspoken against Bush and look what he’s done. I thought McCain was a great candidate; however, I believe he made a fatal mistake by choosing Palin. She is like Bush. An overconfident nitwit. And a couple of you call Obama a liar when Palin was shown to have lied on many things. And for the guy who was talking about where Obama was born…it doesn’t matter where he was born. His mother was a citizen of the US, therefore, he is a citizen of the US. If a woman decides to travel up to Canada or Mexico for instance and ends up going into labor and having her baby in that country, that doesn’t make her baby a Canadian or a Mexican. LOL! Don’t you think Obama had to show a birth certificate to get a SSN, like everyone else? You have to show a Social Security Card to acqire any legitimate job. Self-professed intelligent people astound me at times. In addition, Obama believes in marriage as it is described in the Bible and does not promote abortion; however, he does believe in ones own choice over their lives. People always want to tell someone else how to live their lives. Live your own. Do not judge lest thou be judged. Only a perfect man can point out the faults of an imperfect one and no person on this earth is perfect. Also, both Obama and Biden have their Juris-Doctorates, with Obama having graduate Magna Cum Laude, while McCain graduated bottom of his class from a military academy (that he only got into because of generational ties), and Palin went back and forth from local college to local college (a year here, a semester there) for a quite a few years before she even got her bachelors (in Journalism). Both Obama and Biden studied, international relations and political science, preparing themselves. McCain crashed planes and Palin was a pageant girl. Have a great-8 everyone, cause I believe we’re all in this for the long haul. *smooches*
Mia, if everyone were as wise as you I’d have nothing to joke about.
why is it not taken as its meant to be, a joke…
i think the only person who can answer such a question
would be a veterenarian,, so relax,, and i dont think any of those red necks can answer it either
This goes out to Mia. After reading your response I just had to sit back and laugh for a second. Any one who believes that Obama was a better candidate for President is insane. Lets see here McCain a man who served his country and knows what is going on when it comes to politics. Even though some may not believe that he does but hey hes just another politician. Then there is Barrack Obama a black muslim who supposedly went christian. Cant prove that he is a valid U.S citizen due to no birth certificate, and also couldn’t even be a CIA agent due to his criminal radicalist background. Yeah CHANGE? This country will change but not by the moves of a president but by us as the people who live in it.
And then George Bush says “funny, they all taste the same.”
obama is the best. Coming from straight out of the Caribbean. From Trinidad to Kingston Jamaica YES WE CAN OBAMA! YES WE CAN!
Obama is GaY… Love the joke.
We are in a world of shit with this “guy” in charge and people are making jokes?
hey guys did you hear about the obama christmas orniments? yeah hallmark is giving them out for free. so that all of america can hang that nigga from a tree
mia get the facts straight to be prsident you have to be born in the us and you dont automatically become a citizen if ur mom is one, i cant believe that a unitedstates citizen (mia) is so dumb
Obama is a dumb fkin nigger who is going to ruin this world
I thought that joke wuz hilarious( but while reading the comments i grew wary of the racial slurs in other ppl comments. not that im saying most of those comments were white ppl who is most definitely a republican but that is to fuckin ignorant to still use the “N” word lyk that! I kno better than that to call some one that. Oh well funny Joke
It is amazing to see how racist some of your are. It is 2008 and you still can’t get over the fact we put our pant on the same, we sleep the same way, and we die the same way. You are human, please do not for get that, i bet some of you are punks in your neighborhoods, cause you wouldn’t open your mouth like that in some one else place of rest. please quit being dumb over the internet. Wise up and understand we all struglle the same and we suvive the same. So to Barack obama congrats, and say congrats to whoever one white, black, mexican or chinese. Who gives a care about religion, quit being GOD. You can’t audition for that job, i’m sure some you tried at your jobs. Live your lifes.
The dude that left that 39th comment is stupid.
Funny joke but stupid to.
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XD i just read comment number 39 and couldnt stop laughing. XD LMAO!!!
“Live your lifes.” first of all smart one, its “Live your LIVES.”
“…and say congrats to whoever one white, black, mexican or chinese.” XD you need to REALLY fix this sentance.
By the way Taken (comment number…nine i believe.)
Palin has done everything she can with what she is given. Alaska has one of the lowest populated states in america (i believe that wyoming has even fewer…) There arent going to be a buhjillion people living there. Sorry but if i were you i would get MY facts straight instead of accusing others.
That is one very intelligent and insightful little girl.
The lamestream media and the 0 spin doctors have elevated this no experience corrupt Chicago empty suit to demi-god status. When he falls flat on his face, which he will, the fall will be just that longer. The problem is he and the other 2 members of the three stooges, Pelosi and Reid, will take the country down with them.
Barack obama reaches the purley gates and st peter approachs him.
St Peter: Who are you?
Obama: Barack Obama
St Peter: Whos that?
Obama: The first black president
St Peter: 0o0o0 when did that happen?
Obama: 2 minutes ago
did u guys hear about the rose garden patch at the white house? yeah when he gets inagurated their gonna make it a watermelon patch.
Did ya hear about Obama telling someone he’s really not sure if he can fix the economy, but he’s sure he can niger rigg it.
obama rulzzz
I say the girl is a bit to harsh for the President! One, since she is not an Obama support group what does she know. Another I honestly did not like the story writer said the Obama I preferred President Obama even though a funny joke what he declare. I really believe Obama means YES WE CAN! And He will bring a change to America! Sorry I hate Bush or JOhn Mccain but don’t take it personal Thank you! For taking your time and reading it.
Not too bad, I give this 3 stars. Im not American and I sure am relieved that a warmonger is not in power. Its funny how the intelligence behind racism appears more child-like in written form.
to “Makes me laugh”
If obama is not a warmonger, than why is his first act as prez is to send 20,000 more troops to afganistan? The heroin fields not being protected enough from the peaceful taliban, who do not want opium fields nor a trans-afgani oil pipeline through its country. Is that why we went to war in the first place, not 911 as to the official story? http://www.prisonplanet.com http://www.infowars.com
Thomas Jefferson would have enforced the natural born citizen law for obama. http://www.rense.com
to “heywood”
After all the racist comments made on here your gonna hit me up bout saying Obama is not a War Monger? Um, last I checked George Bush made the call to go to war in Afghanistan. George Bush junior and senior pretty much set the bar for modern day Warmongers. Obama’s not a Warmonger, he’s left to clean up the mess.
TO THIS GUY:
• hjgfj says:
December 2, 2008 at 1:09 pm
mia get the facts straight to be prsident you have to be born in the us and you dont automatically become a citizen if ur mom is one, i cant believe that a unitedstates citizen (mia) is so dumb
MY RESPONSE:
US Citizen: Citizenship is granted at birth to persons born in the US, persons born abroad with at least one US citizen parent, persons granted lawful permanent residence, or persons naturalized.
I looked it up just to make sure, if you still think I’m making up stuff just google “US Citizen definition” and click on the first link. So I guess that I am not the dumb one. Hey, I know. I have family who were born outside of the US (in Finland) and they were able to come right on over with granted citizenship because their father was a US Citizen. I don’t just talk out of my butt for the sake of winning an argument unlike others. Also, by now you should all know that Obama did show his birth certificate. And, you guys are so hypocritical…if Obama just pulled out of the war cold turkey you would say he wasn’t patriotic enough and now because he is actually sending troops to find our original and real threat in order to end the war and lower the amount of TAX PAYER MONEY going overseas you guys are calling him a warmonger. Pick something, find out if it is actually a legitimate argument, and stick with it. I can’t even be mad at you people…ignorance is like an infection. If left alone, it will kill the host. The host is your brain…therefore, leaving you guys braindead. 🙂 Have a good 8! *smooches*
nice
yesterday everyone knows that they painted the white house black after obama got in there right…..
That was a funny joke, in fact our nation has some funny people because they voted for obama… did you know that obama is going to cut military in half and take away the raise george bush just issued? did you know that obama doesn’t want any military around him when he travels? ok… no air force one then obama… so if he gets attacked by a wild civillian, don’t complain about it black america… also dont complain about taxes going up, you are the ones who put the man in the office that will raise them
amen, amen , amen!
Owned!!
To “makes me laugh”
This is why obama preached about peace in the mid east, yet instantly went silent on the Israeli/Palestinian conflict getting all those guys over there angry with him for sitting on the fence post.
Silence is only condoning the wrong actions for each enemy.
So you criticize both Bush’s for at least making decisions?
During conflicts as such, there is no time to just sit and think it out, not while hamas is constantly firing missiles randomly into israel, and israel returning the favor to them while both sides having massive innocent civilians being killed.
But people like you “makes me laugh” would obviously much rather see massive innocent civilians killed just so you can use spin and blame Bush for all your lifes problems, including not getting enough blueberrys on your pancakes when growing up.
Spin is out, Facts are in baby!
oh obama is getting screwed dats wat changes he expected i think…!!
It was very funny n very true 2
Obama is in wayyyy over his head. he is a polished speaker PERIOD! he is a radical left winged yo-yo whowants to get more people dependant on government handouts. He is power hungry, and still never produced a real birth certificate. he accoplished NOTHING as a senator, and snowed the gullible country into electing him. Now he has our economy in the friggen tank! As he doesn’t know anything….except how to fool gullible people and win an election. . .and sell out our future!
Show me the proof of the Birth Certificate and I’ll slink away. Don’t show me a Certificate of Live Birth, which is NOT a birth certificate. He has not released a REAL birth certificate. SORRY
That was really a funny joke but with also a lot of reality behind the scene basically what the intelligent girl imply was the fact that AMERICA is CRAP!!!!! and its full of it so how the hell can OBAMA bring change if he is unaware of that fact,I really feel sorry for OBAMMA because he has to bring change into CRAP!!!!!! so lets just watch and see if he will reach his goal……….
That was hilarious!!! I can’t regret voting for obama cause i voted republican. Im not against any race being president as long as he’s honest, but get real america, he said change, for what? No politician is honest. The last one we had was JFK. A++++ joke.
To Cody
people who only show one side of a story anger me yes Obama is going to raise taxes but he is also stopping tax breaks to big buisness that go to africa and aisa to get workers, also he is trying to bring those big buisnesses into America which will open up more high paying jobs which will give people more money to pay those taxes…
And about the cutting of the military he might try but it will never work plus im sick of the notion that everyone needs to have the biggest military its aggravating that people need to fight to solve there problems to just have a defensive military would be fine by me
And do you guys really think that the government would let Obama be president if they didn’t have certified proof that he born an American citizen think before you talk please.
I love OBAMA he is true his duty to help fix a mess that bush ignorant ass created and F&J you ought to be a shamed to let these dumb fucks post their silly ass comments when OBAMA is goin to help them in the long run
Well now bunnie, censoring comments wouldn’t be American… would it? Maybe in Obama’s administration, one day.
The joke triggered lots of intresting comments, l enjoyed reading them.
Nice Jokes….. Good Site ………. for Link Exchange Contact Me Please.
To K. Evans
To K. Evans
OK. First of all you CANNOT say that Obama is helping the economy money wise. All 43 presidents before Obama had a total of 1 trillion dollars in national debt put together. Since Obama came into office he has added on to 1 trillion dollars to 11 trillion dollars. 43 presidents combined could barely spend one trillion dollars. Alone Obama spent 10. You CANNOT say he’s helping because he isn’t.
P.S if any of you try to say i’m racist. i’m mixed. how do you like that?!
TO K EVANS:
So you really think that fighting cant solve anything? I am sure that if that was the case then the United States or any other country for that matter would just drop their arms and talk about shit….but that isnt the case so when we are left wide open for attack, with a left wing like obama in office who cant make a decision to save his life, we will get demolished because Obama has crippled the military and none of the troops would even want to fight for this so call Commander and Cheif. That is why we need another president like Reagan to enstill fear into all nations and Terrorist, who will build the military up so we as United States Citizens wont have to worry about constant terrorist attacks and stuff like that…so you can take you lets just talk thoery and give it to a pushover country like Canada.
you need to leave barack obrama alone because he his trying
I dont understand why so many who dislike Obama use the same old arguments which make about as much sense as the conspiracy that NASA never got to the moon…’he still hasn’t produced his birth certifcate!’ Its ridiculous. Obama inhertited a mess…he inherited years of financial de-regulation by the republicans (hence the global recession) and years of taking away the rights of US citzens ‘ironically’ under the banner or patriotism. He is Increasing the presence in Afghanistan (where the real fight has always been) and reducing in Iraq (where terrorists never where). He wants to help people who are below the povertyline, which by the way, doesnt mean you are a bum, drug dealer or leach, and wishs to provide better healthcare for everyone in the US…the richest country in the world…Cuba has public healthcare and they are streets ahead of everyone else in that respect, and Obama isn’t even talking about public healthcare. give the man a chance!
What do you really know about obama, other than what you see on CNN?
What did Barack Hussein Obama do before he was elected to prove he was ready for president? Please someone tell me. Kool-aid drinkers who watch CNN or PMSNBC or mainstream media never got the truth about this guy. Everyone except fox news gave him a pass and it is going to affect this country dearly. He was not the most radical liberal in the senate for nothing.
Liberals say oh just give him some time and he will save us all, he is so great, well follow this link. If this is not communism nothing is.
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-health-cuts8-2009may08,0,4592200.story
People we do not have time to wait we must act now before it is to late. In New York there is Representative by the name Jose Serrano has introduced a bill (HJ Res 5) that would repeal the 22nd amendment or term limits for presidents. Thankfully there are no co-sponsors.
If GWB would have flown a plane at 1000ft for a photo-op do you think he would still be in office, no I don’t.
Ok, lets sort out this little problem. Bush sent us into war….blah, blah, but you tards forget one little thing……..THEY BLEW UP OUR EFFIN’ TOWERS! Are you all really THAT slow? Bush was a great president, he protected and don’t give me that ”he is the cause of the money problem” shit cause’ you can stop RIGHT there. America decided to spend to much and when they discovered this….who better to blame it on? It’s gonna’ happen to this terrorist too. Not to mention he took MORE than what we needed out to repay the fines….you know what that means? SAME situation you’re bitching about now. Obama is a loser, he is a terrorist, and the only reason he won the election is because the Minority population. Period! So shut up, and make some damn ”Hussein” jokes, cause’ it’s funny as hell. NOBAMA! Mcain forever Obama never!
We have elected gutless presidents in the past and BO will show his true color during his administration.
Makes me laugh…How about grasping one simple fact…BUSH IS NOT IN THE WHITEHOUSE ANY LONGER…LET IT GO AND MOVE ALONG. WHINING IS VERY UNBECOMING BEHAVIOR. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS ABOUT SOMEBODY WHO IS NO LONGER IN THE WHITEHOUSE. DID I MENTION THAT BUSH IS NO LONGER IN THE WHITEHOUSE? BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT. QUITE WHINING AND START LOOKING AT WHAT OBAMA IS UP TO. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MIRACLES OBAMA PROMISED US IF WE WOULD JUST PASS THE STIMULUS BILL? HE SAID IF IT WASN’T PASSED RIGHT AWAY, UNEMPLYMENT WOULD EXCEED 8.1%…HMMM…IT PASSED. UNEMPLOYMENT IS OVER 8.5% NOW. BUSH DIDN’T MAKE THAT PROMISE. OBAMA DID. NOW THE OBAMA BUNCH IS SITTING UP THERE YAMMERING ABOUT ALLEGED WATERBOARDING THAT ALLEGEDLY TOOK PLACE 7 YEARS AGO. ALL THE WHILE, OBAMA’S CAMPAIGN PROMISES ARE FALLING OFF, ONE BY ONE. BUT I GUESS IT’S BUSH’ FAULT BECAUSE OBAMA CAN’T KEEP HIS PROMISES…
Yeah Obama and his administration are a bunch of morons. I mean the Branch of Homeland Security stated that people with guns especially soldiers returning home are a threat to the Government. I mean no shit that is what the second amendment was created for so that if the government becomes too powerful (LIKE IT HAS) the people can rise against it. I mean what happened to the constitution does no one belive in anything it says anymore. I mean with obama as president now we may as well go ahead and prepare to make the transition to the Communist States of America. Bye Bye USA hell CSA. And thats not confederate cause that would be bad ass and i would move to the first state to seceed and obama would be to much of a pushover to even do anything about it so there wouldnt be a war this time
The arrogance that some of you represent is why the whole world has been laughing at you America, whilst you slowly were slipping down a vortex of oblivion. The saddening observation I can present is that you don’t even seem to be aware that your level of self recognition is way below that of some far simpler communities. And instead of reflecting upon these words you’re probably going to attack me under the guise that America “at least gets involved” but an ape could get involved in astro mechanics, but, it wouldn’t make it a good idea now would it?! The fact is you haven’t the first clue of what the sensitivities of the middle east are and how things can be approached. What more, you aren’t even aware that you, the Americans, are the ones who were penalized by Bush’s actions. This is why his reign got to a ridiculous point at which if the desire for change wasn’t apparent, you would have been the subjects of endless mockery in the world. Patriotism shouldn’t be a blind excuse for reaching out into the world and messing it up beyond belief, and if your thinkers, those in your country who actually spend time pondering multiple facets of any given situation are at odds with your president, it shouldn’t mean a lack of patriotism, but the contrary of which, where they care enough to spend time thinking about it properly.
I am actually done with this, I feel its probably a lost cause and those who at risk of understanding what I am getting at are already in the choir. I hope you all reach some form of enlightenment without it resulting in millions of people’s deaths. Don’t worry, we the middle east won’t attack you unless you continue attacking us.
To Jerome.
You make some good points. And your right Bush probably did the wrong things with the war in Iraq and stuff but the point is we the Americans dont have a problem with the Middle East. I work with many people from the middle east and have a great respect for your culture. But it isnt the Middle Easterners that we are after, it is the terrorist who make the whole middle east look bad. We have nothing against your people its the terrorist and the evil that lies in your presence. There are terrorist everywhere so dont take it personal. terrorism is everywhere. You just happen to be at the middle of it and i am sorry for the hurt we may have caused the good part of the middle east but i am sorry thats kinda what happens when you harbour terrorist.
Obama is not a good president! Never will he keep all those promises that he made to get his black ass in the white house. His wife out in the back of the white house building a flower garden that sounds about right now don’t it. He’s out having dinner with his wife and having a good time being rich and ruling the nation when really he hasnt done anything since he got into office. Bush was a great president. No not because he was white but because he hasnt got the us in debt trillions of dollars, he went to war because people were messing with the U.S., they blew up our towers, and Obama is trying to create jobs, for who? Ever since he got into office I’ve seen nothing but people getting laid off from jobs. Coal Mining which is jobs that are running this country are being cut down tremendously. All this wind powering crap where the hell is all this wind coming from. At least the miners can show you the coal the wind isnt always blowing. What is the world coming to with this President in office? A whole lot of nothing and when the next president gets in I hope how soon, he is going to have alot of cleaning up to do after Obama leaves because all Obama is worried about is running after his wife.
The thing about getting citizenship if your parent(s) do is true. I got mine that way. If you are under 18 and your parent(s) gets a citizenship (and you live with them, and they are the primary caretaker.) you your self will automatically get a citizenship. All I had to do was show up, and singe my name on a few documents. Now I am not sure about if I hade to live in USA for eight years like the standard time a person would in order to be eligible for citizenship.
Nice one!!!!
hi ……wht ur name
miss1028- YOU ARE AWESOME!!!i agree with you 200% obama has done nothing but suck up to the media-which is completely dead now btw. you cant believe anyone but Fox anymore. lets face it- the guy cant keep a promise to save his pathetic life. heck- he even told the nation he would get a shelter dog and came home one day with a purebred puppy that he just HAD to accept because it was a gift from a distinguished congressman. Good Lord!!! Our democrats just dont get that CAPITALISM WORKS!!! there our people out their who work and pay taxes and buy houses they can afford and pay the bank back and if obama expects us to pay for the idiots who are on welfare fro no particular reason but laziness’ mistakes, i for one am moving to japan!!
funny as crap
funny as S H I T
dis is to all da democraps
i lost my job because if oboma
miss1028- YOU ARE AWESOME!!!i agree with you 200% obama has done nothing but suck up to the media-which is completely dead now btw. you cant believe anyone but Fox anymore.
HAHAHAHAHA FOX?!?! FOX is the most bullshit propaganda republican tv station there is. everyone talking here has no idea what the hell theyre talking about because of fox. any of you look at the DOW since obamas been prez? well you better.. its up a shitload and i know that doesnt mean much but its a start everyone blames all the problems were having on Obama when really its mostly bushs fault. we were 11 trillion dollars in debt before obama even got into presidentcy and william you didnt lose your job because of Obama you lost it cuz your an idiot “dis is to all da democraps” learn how to talk and then you can start blaming people for your problems(which i thought democrats were supposed to be known for…. damn republican hypocrits) btw i wont answer any responces cuz i just came across this site by accident so dont bother
YANGA BONGA: Seriously… You think America is crap? Pathetic…
Miss1082 you are so true. The joke is so true though! Lmao!
you pathetic blind followers. You have given one party 2 years to change as much as they can to Socialism before you have the first chance to vote them out.
As for the rest, apathy abounds.
You’ve arrived at the cliffs edge and pushed america to the brink of not knowing her, recognizing her for what she was.
You have little time to correct your stupid mistake.
Do it.
Just Do it.
I have to giggle at all the posters that still insist that Obama inherited a mess from Bush. Wasn’t it Bush that was trying to clean up the mess inherited by Clinton (a Democrap). If Clinton would have taken out Bin Laden when he had him, there wouldn’t be a mess now for Obama to deal with. The ONLY reason Obama even won the election is because he was Black, but that isn’t racism now is it?
Why is it too painful b/c he is black??? Ohhhhhh (W) racist ppl you r really the most selfish self centered & cruel. God is watching as all ………..you lie 2 yourself if you think Obama is worse…..you even said Palin is better now. You ppl I wonder u are humans sometimes…………..does she even know what is coming out of her mouth let alone think and run a country is IT b/c ? She is white???
I wound rather be black and extremely POOR than be white. They are fake they lie to them self thinking they are everything…………while the rest pass all the bad things they did to them all………..U don’t even fear GOD.
obama is only human with no super powers. yet every one wants to talk like there in shock because the world is worse now than what it was. it simply goes to show that people in general are nieve and will believe anything any one tells them ( example ) obama said he could and would make a change. well who ever voted for him got there change. so suck it up stupids you got your change.
mesmerized, your qite a hipocrit to say anything about racism ,that comment you made about whites being fake is just as rascist. your just as bad to strereo type people because there white. there is enough hatred in the world. and if your such a God fairing person you shouldnt catagorize people. all people of every race can be smart or stupid it doesnt matter if your purple, blue,black or white stop the hate.
United States Of America !!! It is bigger than you or I ,or Barack Obama. It was once the Greatest Nation Ever why, It was founded on God and God Alone!!!! Our fore fathers was Smart Men they knew God was the only answer!! Though God and Prayer anything is in reach. Every great nation that has turned their back on God , and has fallen it is in every history book! The only solution is to not put or faith or trust in a man or president but to get on our knees and ask for forgiveness ask for guidence ask for wisdom !
sam. i dont hate you because your religous. i hate you because your very much like the lady in The Mist. i guess the word im looking for is arrogant and ignorant……
Intelligent little girl? I doubt that, she’s been told what to say.
GO SAM!
sam your are an idiot. GOD didnt come around until years after other religions were already established. and your just stupid. its a joke laugh and move on.
I love this joke. this is great. Very true! He should have backed down when he was still able to.
Now the world knows how truly dumb this man is, he’s a great speaker yes, I’ll give him that. But who WRITES his speeches?
All he’s good at is reading out loud.
This is just a joke everybody. He never had this conversation with a little girl, and if he did, he very well may have said the difference is the three animals have different diets, metabolisms, digestive systems, and water retention. When did a joke site become a battle between Right and Left. You all need to chill out because neither side is winning us centrist voting Americans.
Wow dude seriously? You honestly think everyone that had ignorant comments does not realize that President Obama did not really talk to that little girl on a public plane? Do you even comprehend the fact that the joke did not mention the little girl was riding on Air Force 1? And besides all of that. This joke is directed at the fact that President Obama has a record of making stupid comments and trying to do things that is un-orthidox and immoral to the military. One last thing…. What in the hell was the point of pointing out how differect fecal matters are processed out of the body. This was a joke and all of you need to realize that the joke was not at all bent around a religion or what the process of grass entering and exiting a animals body is, it is to pretty much critique what President Obama has said and done so far in the time he has been our … well not so great President.
One last thing, all of your comments are officially PWND!
cute
“sam says:
July 25, 2009 at 10:35 am
United States Of America !!! It is bigger than you or I ,or Barack Obama. It was once the Greatest Nation Ever why, It was founded on God and God Alone!!!! Our fore fathers was Smart Men they knew God was the only answer!! Though God and Prayer anything is in reach. Every great nation that has turned their back on God , and has fallen it is in every history book! The only solution is to not put or faith or trust in a man or president but to get on our knees and ask for forgiveness ask for guidence ask for wisdom !”
I agree that religion is important, I also agree that the fore fathers of America were smart people, you however, are another story, I shall direct your attention to a small part in Sam’s post, “Our fore fathers was Smart Men” I hope there are people intelligent enough to notice what I am pointing out
That was a pretty funny joke, though not very tasteful. Obama only wants to help America. He is still our President and you all should try to show a little respect.
Its a good joke where you can replace the job and name with any number of alternatives.Any president would have a hard time cleaning up Bushes mess.God bless our president and God bless America.
go Sam
i agree with brandon too
you are wrong
I really ‘have no idea’why people over here cry against Obama’s effort at its beginning stage. Lets give him time and see. By the way it is not only Obama who is responsible.we are all responsible! Above all we need to repent for our damn sins that has taken away the God of Abrhham and George Washington from our country. Communists are becoming nearly better than Americans interms of Knowing God. What a Shame to George Washington’s Country
Even the President should put first the Lord Jesus if he wants Success!
sam is the only intelligent human being on this site. ride on sam
How come no one supporting sam can spell or use grammer correctly? How come christians feel the need to shove religion down a persons throat at every opportunity? Its a joke, just a joke. Get a life! If you have to preach do it in a church where it belongs.
“no one supporting sam can spell or use grammEr correctly?” that’s just hilarious. I agree that this is a joke site and this should be taken as one. But honestly, to look at America and see the blasphemy that has become socially acceptable with a declining influence of God- it really does explain a lot concerning the sad state the country is in. (poor economy, divided citizens, rep vs dem)
Oh yes we should respect our presidents, Right Brandon? That is funnier then the joke! Since when do Americans respect their presidents? They are the butt of all jokes on late night tv and radio stations. ???
Seriously, blokes(and sheilas) just relax. This is just a little funny to make you giggle. It is most certainly NOT a boxing ring. Just enjoy yourselves. (btw, I’m not religious, I’m agnostic)
P.S. “Guyatworkwaistingyourtaxdollarstomakefunofmiddleamerica” , I love your name XD
I think I am going to take an Obama, wipe and then a shower. Nobel Prize has clogged up my system, the joke made me laugh and got my system moving.
Thanks alot !!!
For clarity…
A “centerist” is a liberal who doesn’t know he’s a liberal or too gutless to take sides.
Hahahaha thats funny
Hey, “Guyatworkwaistingyourtaxdollarstomakefunofmiddleamerica”
Really? “waisting”? What, you’re putting the money into fattening food?
This joke was originally a Ronald Regan joke. It’s been recycled for every president. To those of you who think it means something special about Obama, well, you’re reading too much into it.
Which little girl was it? Sasha or Malia?
wow: nobody realizes this is originally a blonde joke. some people think its true. are u kidding me?i don know about USA but people from every other country think obama is right for the post.
i hate obama and i have to live with the sad fact that i voted for him.WHAT A FOOL! obama as president is the ultimate plan for those terrorist to finish america and we got to get him out as soon as possible or he will destroy us!
p.s that joke was right on target. FUNNY and TRUE
Isn’t it hysterical how many libtards had to be told that this was a joke? Yes! They really ARE that STUPID!
Glad to see people like Jessica waking up in America. The time to act is short and the road back to freedom will be long, but we can do it, yes we can. Obama is not the solution he is the problem.
I miss bush, you are more ignorant than your name.
It was a joke. It didn’t happen, ‘Now the world knows how truly dumb this man is’, and now the internets know how truly dumb you are.
Anne-Marie? Love the insult. Maybe you should make a sign and throw a tea party?
By the way, the joke was funny.
Anne-Marie, went to your blog.
So, when home schooling political science to your children, is ‘libtard’ one of their spelling words?
Anne-Marie, I also visited your blog.
Stupid and libtard don’t become you.
After all, Jesus was the ultimate libtard.
GOD HELP US! It is only a joke.
It is a good joke.
A lot of peaple Posted worse jokes about Bush.
That was awesome
Everyone should follow satan anyway!!!
You American guys didnt have to literally follow George Bush as a direct role model and become complete idiots!!! But you all seemed to anyway!
You are all depriving a village somewhere of many idiots
AMERICA SUCKS BALLS!!!!
Says a lot when god botherers have to try and get their point across on a bloody joke website. Bloody Americans with your whiney nasal accents and your sub-standard health system.
Claire (Age 5)
“i hate obama and i have to live with the sad fact that i voted for him.WHAT A FOOL! obama as president is the ultimate plan for those terrorist to finish america and we got to get him out as soon as possible or he will destroy us!”
Why did you vote for him then?? Beggars belief really. Stupid Americans. WMDs my ass.
i voted for him because he said a lot of good things. for example he was gonna bring back our troops because all that war is doing is digging us in a deeper whole of debt and why go on you should know. he was very charming and he bought me with his lies thats why i voted for him. but who cares this is a joke and it is funny maybe we shouldnt post comments that are not commenting on the joke because its a joke site afterall
hahahaha that is a really hilarious joke !! who cam up wif it ??
lol
you guys are funny ass people
Sam, thank you for pointing out the truth (which should be obvious to anyone with more than one brain cell.) How the hell else do you people think tiny little Israel has lasted since after the Holocaust? No one can do sh*t to that country because of God. However, spell check/grammar check is here to help you. No one will take you seriously while speaking broken English. Thanks anyway, though.
The JOKE was really funny!
Hi guys, I’m not a racist, but I’m glad not to be an American. It doesn’t mean I hate you at all, but it makes me sad how unhappy you appear to be. I’m also glad to know that there are Americans, who don’t perceive themselves as being Americans, but rather something that easy to understand: fucking human beings or earthlings, with heads full of shit. I’m not saying I’m not full of shit. On the contrary, I am even more than I might think, but at least I let you know! I found the joke funny too. But the most funny parts of the joke, are the political and aggressive reactions/comments. You’re really full of shit too, if you still blindly believe that someone like Obama (full of shit of course (like me and you), but still human) will save America or the world, or you believe he’s Satan… then you you’re caught in your own web of beliefs, feeding your hatred against others and considerately killing yourselves. Obama said “We can change”, but you know, of course this is true, we do change all the time… Life is ambivalent, the human world is the world of contradictions, if there weren’t any, we would never change and everything would be perfect…
Hi guys, I’m not a racist, but I’m glad not to be an American. It doesn’t mean I hate you at all, but it makes me sad how unhappy you appear to be. I’m also glad to know that there are Americans, who don’t perceive themselves as being Americans, but rather something that easy to understand: fücking human beings or earthlings, with heads full of shït. I’m not saying I’m not full of shït. On the contrary, I am even more full of garbage than I might doubt, but at least I let you know! I found the joke funny too. But the most funny parts of the joke, are the political and aggressive reactions/comments. You’re really full of shït too, if you still blindly believe that someone like Obama (full of shït of course (like me and you), but still human) will save America or the world, or you believe he’s Satan… then you you’re caught in your own web of beliefs, feeding your hatred against others and considerately killing yourselves. Obama said “We can change”, but you know, of course this is true, we do change all the time… This is nothing new. Life is ambivalent, the human world is the world of contradictions, if there weren’t any, we would never change and everything would be perfect…
What do you people have against President Obama? I wish you will get over the fact that he won president and most of you racist people don’t like it!! I agree with Brandon you should show respect to your president. If you don’t wanna do that why don’t you go say these words to his face!! I get sick and tired of you ignorant people making racial comments and “jokes” about our president. I put jokes in parenthesis because this is not a joke it’s not all that funny! I’m not preaching to the world I’m just saying that this is not funny. I agree with the person that said how can anyone clean up the mess Bush left us? If you got a problem with our president i would like to see you go say it to his face. And if you really believe this is a true about being on an airplane with a little girl then you are complete idiots! And I don’t care if you say anything about me on here because honestly I care less and I will not be getting on this website ever again, so go ahead say whatever you want about me it’s just gonna prove that you know I’m right about this. I agree with Brandon and I also agree with Sam and I agree with all the other people that agree with Sam. Now I won’t see how many of you all will actually go to President Obama’s face and tell him that you hate him,tell him that he’s a lier and a fool and stupid. But,we all know that most of you all that are saying bad things probably won’t do it. I would also like you all to go on t.v while he is making a speech tell him what you think about him. All it’s gonna prove is that you are brave it won’t prove anything else.
GOODBYE!!!
I see a lot of Liberals are upset by those who call OBAMA names.
I have ONE question for all of you.
Where were you when President Bush was being called Names such as “Monkey”.
Get over it or change it by stopping your side from calling Republicans names.
ok well everbody has there opinion to like obama or not so it doesnt matter ii\f u like obama why di u ope n the joke?
I just don’t see why anyone who doesn’t care for obama is considered racist… it absolutely boggles my mind. And to show respect and follow your President without question is not only servile but unpatriotic. We need to watch him like a hawk and criticize his every move, for without us to stop him from usurping too much power, who would? And for the racist comments, and I understand anyones trepidation to touch on such a volatile subject, but I must ask if it was indeed the “whites” who enslaved “your” people,(which if you believe that then I highly recommend you research your history because you are very wrong), who was it that freed you? But to ask for thanks for my ancestors freeing your ancestors would be deemed racist I’m sure. It’s such a shame people have such selective knowledge. This comment is directed at “NOTGIVINGANAMEITCAUSESPROBLEMS”.
please give him a break, being a black and white he accomplished a lot before we were able to post something online. Appriciate the man for his inner strength and will power. let us pray the lord for his health and wealth of USA. Love your friends and family also your foes.
God Bless America
look its not my president i didnt vote for him 1 way or another however i am hearing some complaints from the ones that did answer that if you could.
It makes me quit sick to hear my fellow Americans fight like this on the Internet. While my “brothers and sisters” are in a warzone protecting the right for freedom of speach. Thats right the freedom “we” (the president included) have. President Obama is are President no matter what. If you say that he isnt yours then your not an American. Thats right. You may not like him, and i dont blame you. I dont like him either, but he is my “boss” and i have to obey the orders passed down from him to me. And if you dont like him that much. There is a thing called run against him for President. Thats the great thing about America and thats why i love “our” country. Be glad you can vote for your government officals, instead of someone doing it for you. Thank you for your time and God Bless
Great joke!
Should be more of them.
I don’t know how the US was hoodwinked into thinking that all the world likes Bannana because we don’t!
Aussie
For one, little girls who have been brought up right do not talk to their elders the way she did. Second of all, the whites need to stop being accused of making the balcks slaves cause that was way before now and that was the ones many moons ago and you need to get over yourselves. I didn’t do it and no more then the ones that are here today. You can’t hold us to blame no more then I hold two black men for rape in the past. It could have been two white men. Also, I am not really white cause white is like chalk. But I don’t go find another name for myself like African Americans cause you all didn’t come from there. You are just darker color and you are just as equal as the whites.
In 1507, German cartographer Martin Waldseemüller produced a world map on which he named the lands of the Western Hemisphere”America” after Italian explorer and cartographer Amerigo Vespucci.[12] The former British colonies first used the country’s modern name in the Declaration of Independence, the “unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America” adopted by the “Representatives of the united States of America” on July 4, 1776
The United States is a multicultural nation, home to a wide variety of ethnic groups, traditions, and value. Aside from the now small Native American and Native Hawaiian populations, nearly all Americans or their ancestors immigrated within the past five centuries. The culture held in common by most Americans—mainstream American culture—is a Western culture largely derived from the traditions of European immigrants with influences from many other sources, such as traditions brought by slaves from Africa.
More recent immigration from Asia and especially Latin America has added to a cultural mix that has been described as both a homogenizing melting pot and a heterogeneous salad bowl in which immigrants and their descendants retain distinctive cultural characteristics. WITH OUR HAMBURGER, Velveeta Cheese, TO THE CHICAGO HOT DOG, PIZZA ,FOOT BALL, BASE BALL AND ROLLER BL ADDING & COMPUTERS TO HOLLYWOOD to innovation we went to the moon and further.. IN SHORT ORDER AMERICA HAS LEFT THE BIGGEST MARK IN THE WORLD IN THE SHORTEST PERIOD OF TIME DUE TO OPPRESSION AND DETENTION OF OTHER CULTURES WHICH TRANSFORMED THIS NATION INTO TO A FIGHTING TEAM.
IN DEFENSE OF THE AMERICA WE KNOW OF INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM, FREE MARKETS, AND RESPECT OF PROPERTY. *************
TO DEPART FROM THESE PRINCIPLES IS TO INVITE TYRANNY WHOSE ARRIVAL WILL MOST LIKELY BE UNANNOUNCED, GRADUAL, AND UNDER THE CLOAK OF A CENTRAL GOVERNMENT USING DEMOCRATIC INSTITUTIONS.
President Obama is heading towards disaster AND SUCKING OT OUR RESOURCES The evidence is overwhelming, and it helps explain why he is pursuing kamakazi-like economic policies that will damage the private sector in America. HE HAS BEEN DISCOVERED & by taking his party along THEY ARE GASPING FOR air and running towards the light.
Jefferson was a leader in developing republicanism in the United States. He insisted that the British aristocratic system was inherently corrupt and that Americans’ devotion to civic virtue required independence. IHe warned that Hamilton and Adams were trying to impose a British-like monarchical system that threatened republicanism. He supported the War of 1812, hoping it would drive away the British military and ideological threat from Canada. NO we must do the same as socialism is the plague that Obama wishes this country to be infected with and be rendered weak.I have never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as a cause for withdrawing from a friendship but in an enemy it gives me strength to fight to the end
See,we have started to get the first signs of some of his flock jumping ship. IN the coming months it will be the whole crew. Justice will be served because in God We Trust, the freedom of speech and the very reason
“We the People” have the right to BEAR ARMS.
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I haven’t read all of these comments, but I did however read the one posted by “NOTGIVINGANAMEITCAUSESPROBLEMS”, and you mention us being racist by making jokes about Obama. However, you turn around in insult our former President, George Bush. Now, I would like to point out to you that I find this joke rather funny- but not because I am racist. I am not racist in the least and I would be more than happy for a person of color to be our president, however, to me it is more the policies behind the person rather than their skin color.
But if we are speaking on the matter of color, does not everyone realize that our president is less African American than anything else? He is more caucasian than arabian and more arabian than black. Why would someone say we have a black president when to be politically correct he is nothing of the sort.
Perhaps I would be looked down upon for my young age, since I am not old enough to vote and had no say in the matter of who was to be our president. Although I do not like the man’s political position, as the sailor said he is still our president.
And to those of you who talk down on former President Bush, you should remember he was a leader in great difficulty as well. If you dislike what you hear said about Obama, perhaps you should rewind several years and listened to what might have come out of your own mouths toward Bush.
That joke is very believable because we all know Obama is just that much of an idiot.
Hey I’m not racist….i just hate obama. doesnt matter is he was white or not. hes sucks period
I think that whatever someone’s opinion on Barack Obama it is their own. Everyone will always disagree with someone and we don’t need to argue over that. We should just accept people are different. This website is a joke website which children read. These comments are inappropiate for children to be reading and offensive to many people. People come here to laugh not be berated. I think everyone should not post unless it’s a courteous comment.
Thanks for the heaping portion of morning mush Cassandra.
wow you guys have a lot to say just about a joke lol i love obama but i still think the joke is funny !!!!!!!!!
Why do you people always assume that if someone doesn’t like Obama it’s because he’s black? Justifies how many of his followers know he doesn’t have anything to offer this country…
Yes. We all know that Obama is president. I am neutral though. I don’t care who’s president– I’m a minor. But I still find Obama jokes funny. Just like I find Bush jokes funny. So why don’t some people keep their racist comments to themselves? (This includes saying, “You are so racist.” And the likes.)
Just because you don’t like Obama, does not make you a racist. Truthfully, it makes you a patriot, seeing as how he is systematically tearing apart the fabric of this country. This joke says it all in a nutshell. Obama is way out of his league. He bit off more than he could chew, just like all of those who voted for him. People act like this is the man who is the savior of America and Americans, when they should be running for cover to hide from the wake of destruction that he has already started bestowing upon this country. People want to turn jokes into politics then they need to actually learn to articulate their statements into something that sounds like a rational thought, instead of just saying that I’m a damn racist cause I don’t like Obama. Are all the blacks that hated Bush or Reagan racist? No. They have the right to their opinion. Just like I have the right to mine.
okay first off, just because someone doesn’t like Barak Obama, doesn’t mean they’re racist. in fact, if it wasn’t for the fear of being called racist, voters would have more likely have voted for mccain. obama has had so little actual political experience, becoming president is one of the worst things that could happen to him. his socialist ideals, the health care plan, his anti-gun beliefs, all of these, if anyone here actually pays any attention to their history, these are things that lead to the failure of a country. these are things voters should have looked at when they voted, not the color of his skin. obama supporters can call racist all they want, but from an inteligent standpoint, they are the people that would run this country into the ground before admitting they’re wrong. the people of this country shouldnt just sit back and accept what he is doing. even in the constituion, we have the right to tear town this government if it becomes destructive to it’s own ends which, with obama as president, is happening at this very moment.
To notanamerican : we are glad you’re not an American, too.
Love, a 13th generation American.
Cassandra, it seems to me that if you are so concerned about children, I am sure you will keep YOUR own kids off the site. Otherwise, let the rest of us deal with our children the way we choose.
And Prasad…are you fu@$king kidding me?
” Appriciate the man for his inner strength and will power”?????
That’s Michelle’s job.
Personally, I think he’s an ass with the strength to weild his power at screwing things totally up.
NOTGIVINGANAMEITCAUSESPROBLEMS says:
” Now I won’t see how many of you all will actually go to President Obama’s face and tell him that you hate him,tell him that he’s a lier and a fool and stupid”
oh, yea? When should I expect him?
all of you….. No one speaks the real truth here! Every person is a racist in one way shape or form.. And it is still very much alive.. especially when i know that little black children no more then 7 or 8 yrs old are taunting white teachers in school…with name calling..
This is obviously taught at home.. “watch out.. we can do anything we want… Obama is President now”… give me a break… I dont like Obama one bit!!! Or his very racist WIFE!!! And i cant stand Biden or Pelosi morons!!
If you read some facts from real books, you will realize how this new Health reform is a socialized way! Just like Canada… go ask a Canadian how they like their INS?? They dont like it, Thats why they come here! So 35 Million people dont have ins…those people are lovin Obama…11million immigrants live here… that 1/3 of those uninsured!! do i want to pay for their ins… r u kidding me! Its going to be mandated… how are unemployed , or underpaid people going to pay for it???? ME!!! Not out ofmy pocket!!!! I have insurance and want to keep what i have without a hike in our premium… or worrying that i might not be able to have a surgery or meds i may need when i am 60!!! who gives Obama the right to tell me that…..My doctor should tell me what i need… and with my ins co now.. i would be able to get it..(AETNA the best) who knows about when im 60……. Obama… One Term President!! for the sake of the Country……..everyone should wake up and getback to your history lessons in school and realize what the hell is going on…. Yeah and where are his papers??? if thats the way to get him out of office, then g-d dammit …. do it!!!!! Whats with all these bribes too???? yes i said bribes not deals… thats how to get a vote to pass healthcare! Chicago sleaseball politics!!! Go Home!
Well whoever says Obama is a great president is in a place all their,own when he passed that bull #$%* health care bill he screwed up all our childrens lives.I just don’t see how people can agree with the lie that Obama is a great president.if you do think he is great tell that to my fist.
parsad you should shut up!yoursuperior is right, whites were the people who freed blacks.so Obama should not screw up america.Or maybe Obama is working with the terrorists and is purposely screwing up america
Brack Obama is a joke! someone should just shot him in the head!
bye bye brack! haha!
I think Dale Smith should really rethink that horrible comment.
This joke originally was pro Obama, OR vice versa, who cares. To the next President I say your name will be switched out and on and on, we will hear this joke to the end of time. Like all sh*t, recycle baby…
RJH just shut up!Go Dale Smith!!!!
Shut the fuc* up lucy wellington!
RJH your wrong, Obama is more of an idiot than that!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama should’ve been shot from the beginning!Hi I’m Obama and I state that I will change the state for the better.BOOOOM!
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I’m so seldom wrong it’s hardly worth mentioning and this isn’t one of those times. I don’t care what your politics, statements like that are wrong and could end up with you looking through the bars of a prison cell.
RJH, burn in hell!
OOOOOHHHH!!!!!ASSWIPE
someone needs to tell the doctor to turn up the juice a little for his shock treatments.
ur still an asswipe
someone did you forget to take your medication today? I’ll pray for you.
NOTGIVINGANAMEITCAUSESPROBLEMS, I would tell Obama exactly what I think of him and ask him all the questions in the world about his policies. That is assuming he’ll let me be one of the average Americans in his town hall meetings.
make fun of me I’m a joke i need to do what i say and i was born in a different country. I’m stupid
I am not on medications dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!right to RJASS!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!burn asswipe!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know it’s not that we’re racist, it’s because Obama always had a reputation of spending ridiculous amounts of money and doing stupid things with it, or in our current case, nothing at all. he won a nobel peace prize, let’s face it, because he is the first BLACK president. now, that is reverse racism. he wants to take away our guns, freedom, and money. well he can keep his ‘change’ and you know, when he said ‘YES WE CAN’, i bet he was talking about destroying america
someone needs his meds tweaked a little, along with a few more amps on his shock treatments. someone at least go grab a currant bush. Then go see your proctologist to get some help with your head.
see, i love how people say you should respect your president, yet when bush was in office many people did not respect him and it was fine. Calling people ignorant for doing the same thing you did is just plain ignorant. Like the old saying goes ” If you want respect, you must give respect”.
Dont get me wrong i know bush wasnt the best, but niether is Obama, and Obama is making us go into the extream debt saying he is trying to get us out. Iam sorry but there is nothing he can do to prevent us from going father into debt. Only thing he can do is change the policy for hiring people overseas, and to stop the exporting of jobs that way Americans wont have as hard of a time to get a job, not saying it will fix it 100% but that should be a first step. and if you disagree with me, id love to TALK not argue about it so mail me at Lukesp11@aol.com
oh and i have the perfect joke for the situation obama is in
he is a “post turtle”
“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he sure as heck ain’t goin’ anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there in the first place.”
Now as Cassandra was saying some of ur coments are really inappropriate for children which i am but i agree with a few of yew who says every one hasthe right to thwere own opinion which is in the constitution but realy none of yew have the guts to tell obama how yew really feel about him i knowidont cuss i think hes cute and thats a lil embarassing but back to what i was saying noe of yew will ever even meet O
Now as Cassandra was saying some of ur coments are really inappropriate for children which i am but i agree with a few of yew who says every one hasthe right to thwere own opinion which is in the constitution but realy none of yew have the guts to tell obama how yew really feel about him i knowidont cuss i think hes cute and thats a lil embarassing but back to what i was saying noe of yew will ever even meet Obama cuss ur al a bunch of loosers siting at home on your computers arguing ove a joke… or some of yew anyway
dont get offended the ones who arent loosers and if yew do ger offended thats cuss yew are a looser!!
btw rjh and someone is hilarious they should post some jokes on this website
well she is a little girl and she should change that mouth of hers and i would have never sat with her
she is a little girl but she sould have cange that mouth of hers and i would have not sat next to her that little girl mouth i wouyld have hiting her on the butty
I am a bad leader and you all hurt my feelings I am going to cry in the corner.
the obama? :L love the jokes tho XD funny stuff
What eva
To: NOTGIVINGANAMEITCAUSESPROBLEMS i’m pretty sure if we went up to his face like you told us to do we’d be shot so in light of that we could make an appointment. NO WAIT!!!!!! he’s the president we cant. the joke has nothing to do with his race. and lots of people don’t judge him based on race but his current actions, like making people buy health care and fining them if they don’t. race don’t have nothing to do wit it.
I love the joke,d little is so intelligent to hav brought up a topic lik that to make sure that mr president has passd through all corners n cranny of a state he is leading.
obama is stressed out….tells his driver ….i needa drink ….drive around and i will tell you a bar to stop at ….after a few minutes in a rather seedy section of DC ,,…obama says …”pull in here”….then says …damn ….dont stop ….I see Larry sinclair’s car …….driver says …where do you wanna go now mr President …..he says “there are other gay bars …..I’ll tell you when we get to one “
IT WAS ALL BUSHS FAULT 4 DIS ECONOMY CRISIS ND OBAMA SHOULD MAKE ALL THE MEXICANS LEGAL SINCE HES COLORED 2……
well i wana make a comment onn tha first person on tha bottom whos name is fergie. well fergie not every person who is colored and illegal is maxican. some of them are salvadorian or honduran or any person thats not from this country. okk
obama is the real joke!!!! Any president that can,t be at Arlington cematory is no better than the people that spit on our Vietnam vets!!!!!!!
Yes children should be shielded from such vulgarity. Even in the White House there shoud be better insulation. Just the other morning Mr Obama while shaving was asked if he had filled the big hole yet!
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.’
To Fergie: You’re a stupid one, aren’t you? Why should someone be made a legal citizen JUST because of their skin color? If they have nothing to add to society, they shouldn’t even be here. If they don’t want to try and become a legal citizen, shey should leave. The immigrants, no matter if they’re European, African, Mexican, Canadian, South American, whatever, that have become lawful, LEGAL citizens, have earned the rights and respect they deserve. Someone who comes here illegally shouldn’t get what they get. Why does Obama being ‘colored’ have anything to do with that? Grow a brain.
Anyways, this joke is awesome. If I met that girl, I’d give her a high five.
if said that i am obama i won’t have sit down near the girl
i bet if you say that to Obama for real you would go to jail
I love this phenomenon wherein a rather simple and very silly joke is posted on the internet, and several mentally retarded people with computers feel compelled to start a political discussion group. I especially like the part where some of the tards become indignant at the thought of a little girl (fictional) using a vulgar word (shit). Theories of racism abound, even though there was no mention of the possibility that the very intelligent little girl was in all likelihood the Obama’s daughter.
“Yes children should be shielded from such vulgarity. ” hey Larry, why is that? when children that are shielded their entire lives are shocked to see how the real world is. they become so seemingly innocent that the people that are in the real world see them as simply ignorant. children should be allowed to see what the world is like and not have the entire world be censored just for someone that would eventually learn about it anyways.
If anyone is interested go look up the video “what Obama doesn’t want you to know”. pretty interesting stuff. Kinda scary actually
whats the girls name, put it on the ballot, shes more qualified to be in washington than obama
loving your jokes
i like this joke Guys Iknow this is not real.this little girl is geneus
I like sugar and I like tea but I don’t like nuggets no sirre there two thing in the world that will make me puke that’s a hog eating slope and a big black spook roses are red and violets are blue nuggets are black u know that’s true
good one
Wellthat’s pretty funny and if it were true, God bless that little girl
Jokes are jokes. This joke is funny
Obama is a joke.
Here
are some more.
Even president can be challengeable with little ones.you canot explain every thing even you are a presedent,every one has a talent!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought that was funny. IT seems that some people dont understand its a joke.
Even little children know the truth
I love the joke. Note to commentators… If you have a valid point you are trying to make you really should learn how to form sentences and use spellcheck. Ignorance and stupidity does show whether you are talking or writing. Just a thought.
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i really dont appreciate the comments being made about our african american president u ppl who made dis mess up must be of no color. give the man a chance he’s only fixing wat u all so called usta b president screwed up so give the man a chance and let him do wat he has to do and wat type of children do u know dat goes around saying those types of words u all orda be ashamed of yourselves now wat u all need to do is get it togetha and get a freakin life cuz obviousely u all dnt pulling little stupid stunts like these.
Being a President of USA doesn´t mean he´s nt a person like any other…. So what???
@ delia …Please don’t use the race card! Why do you have to say African American Pres. The joke have nothing to do with race.
delia, who dat say who dat?
As a military veteran, patriot and a real American, I despise Obama. Withthat said, let’s stick to jokes about the man who is already the worst President in my lifetime.
If you want to comment, at least try to be intelligent.
People is not spelled PPL.
Moving along…
Q: What is the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion. Obama is a lyin’ African.
hahahaahahaah that is so funny
That’s funny! ha
Its just jokes i like what she said its all ture so back off.
Q: What do the Obama Family and a box of suppositories have in common?
A: They’re stuck up @ssholes.
Not the funniest.
Soooo funny
I despise obama
While visiting Queen Elizabeth II, President Obama asked, “Your Majesty, how is it that you run such an efficient government?”
She replied, “Mr.President, I surround myself with intelligent people. Let me demonstrate.” She picked up the telephone and said, “Please summon Tony Blair.”
Moments later, former Prime Minister Tony Blair was ushered in.
“Mr.Blair,” said, the Queen. “Your parents have a child who is neither your brother or your sister. Who is that child?”
“That child would be me,” replied Blair.
After returning to the White House, Obama summoned Vice President Joe Biden and asked, “Joe. Your parents have a child who is neiter your brother or your sister. Who is that child?”
Biden replied, “Let me first think about that question. I will give you the answer later.”
Later, while in the men’s room, Biden saw Newt Gingrich and asked, “Newt, your parents have a child who is neither your brother or your sister. Who is that child?”
Gingrich replied, “That child would be me.”
Biden excitedly returned to the Oval Office and told Obama, “That answer to your question is quite elementary. That child would be none other than Newt Gingrich.”
Obama replied, “You fool. That child would be Tony Blair.”
The comments about the “Barack Obama -vs- the Intelligent Little Girl” joke, such as the little girl “should change that mouth of hers,” along with other stupid commentaries, which have no entertainment value should be purged.
I believe that most of us would rather laugh at jokes about the worst President that this nation has been burdened with since the 1800’s.
Now it’s joke time.
Q: What’s big, dark, evil, stupid and thunders “Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fee” ?
A: Barack Obama giving out his telephone number (without the help of a teleprompter).
Q: Why did Barack Obama go overseas to apologize for our great country and then bad-mouth Americans?
A: Because Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.
@Fyrefiend are you impeded? You can say whatever you like short of a threat of harm to anyone let alone a presidential looser to the effect of obummer, that being said BHO if you ever read this… kiss my republican voting ass you pathetic excuse for a president, even carter did better than you (not by much though)
Unbelievable. Are you serious??? Is this what it has come to??? Get a life, learn to spell and find a period for your sentences once in a while instead of prolonging the one in your pants. Its a joke blog, get over it for the love of Obama.. I mean God.
Michelle obama, Barack and Oprah Winfrey are all flying in air force one.
Michelle speaks up and says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw onethousand dollar bills out the window.i can make ten people happy
Then Barack says if i take 10,000 dollars and throw 100’s out the window i can make one hundred people happy
Oprah then says well if i throw 10$ bills out the window i can make 1000 people happy
The pilot hears all of this and says to himself “what a bunch of egotists, I can throw three N*****s out the window and make millions of people happy!
My fellow patriotic Americans, here are some more jokes about the man who saved Jimmy Carter from the distinction of being the worst President in over 60 years.
Q: What is large, white and has a black @sshole?
A: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Q: What is Barack Obama’s birthstone?
A: Rock cocaine
The Obama can make changes to america by increasing salary of persons working in america by 100 times and decreasing value of us$ by 100.
you are gay
yo mama is obama
Greetings to the real Americans who want what’s best for America: For Obama to be a one-term President.
Q: Why does President Obama want to visit Saudi-Arabia?
A: Because he’s home-sick.
Q: What is about 7′ long and was wrapped around sh!t?
A: Young Barack Obama’s turbin.
Amazing how much truth there is in comedy.
Absolutely brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Possitively brilliant ! I love it
how dare you suggest that we should be courteous to others , when you allow this crap from others about our president …..Now i understand why they call them uneducated voters.. to all you back hill socialites: TAKE DOWN THAT CHRISTMAS TREE AND THOSE LIGHTS,FOR GODS SAKE ITS ALMOST APRIL
I don’t have to be courteous, I can say what I want when I want, I can what I want. Why? I’m an American. Get over it. Obama is not my president ! I didn’t and would never vote for him. My president would be white, christian,educated some place other than Chicago ghettos, an American and fair.
Obama is out to ruin our nation. We’ve been fighting with muslims for all these years and all the time we had one right under our nose. Now, in God we trust is gone from the American dollar. You want couteousy, where do you get off?
About my last comment, anger causes typos
Diane, I found your comment to be a bit crude, no offense. First of all, while I personally am not a fan of Obama, the president doesn’t have to be white. If someone hispanic, african-american, or asian was an American, and was intelligent, I’d vote for them. And while I am Christian, the president doesn’t have to be Christian either. In our constitution, freedom of religion is specifically noted. As for education, I agree with you, an educated leader is important, because the man, or woman, that decides the fate of America should know what they are doing.
So, while I disagree with parts of what you say, I’d just like to state that I respect your opinion, and your right to say it. 🙂
And on topic, this joke was pretty funny. xD I sort of expected a bit of snark from the little girl, based on the title, but it indeed made my day. ^^
Yes they finally have proof now of evolution. All you need to do is consider the baboon in the white house
thats funnnnnnnny !!!!!
Jay furor,the constitution says a white male over the age of 35.
^bruce you are correct.
Well said Jay. America isn’t a nation of white people. It is a nation of all people. And, the joke was funny
So, did you hear Obama is going to tax aspirin???
Its white and it works.