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Airplane Problems

June 20, 2007 by F&J Staff 2 Comments

An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

“All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except the lawyers are still going around passing out business cards.”

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Comments

  1. bama_girl says

    September 26, 2007 at 8:33 pm

    that was stupid

    Reply
  2. Chendi says

    September 27, 2007 at 10:21 am

    that was real dumb

    Reply

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