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A Smart Business Plan

March 12, 2009 by F&J Staff 16 Comments

A new shift manager was being shown around the Latex factor where he was just hired. The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in their manufacturing process.

On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud “hiss-pop” noise, and the shift manager asks his tour guide what it’s doing. “As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise.” he says “The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.”

Baby Bottle NippleOn the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machine makes a “hiss.. hiss… hiss-pop” sound during the manufacturing process. “Wait a second,” the future shift manager says, “I know what the hiss, hiss is… but what’s with the ‘pop’ noise every once in a while?”

“Oh, that hehe. It’s the same as the baby bottle nipple process.” says the guide… “It pokes a hole in every third condom.”

“But that can’t be good for the condoms!” the observant shift manager replied.

“Nah, but it’s really good for the baby bottle nipple business!”

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Comments

  1. IrritatedOyster says

    March 12, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    Lol, that IS a smart business plan!

    Reply
  2. Francis says

    March 13, 2009 at 1:57 am

    That`s a good one. I liked it.

    Reply
  3. Darth Vader says

    April 17, 2009 at 8:02 am

    I agree with the pissed clam

    Reply
  4. winnie says

    April 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    ha thats funny smart buisness plan lol

    Reply
  5. sushai says

    April 24, 2009 at 7:50 am

    ha ha very smart

    Reply
  6. ur mom says

    April 27, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    this was a gay joke but i also did not get it….

    Reply
  7. aldealan says

    May 1, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    That’s great, I like this buisness plan, good for European countries with problems with population.

    Reply
  8. ? says

    May 4, 2009 at 10:36 am

    lol i like it

    Reply
  9. joshua says

    May 4, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    xD funny

    i got another though

    whats the height of revenge?

    a man with a needle in a condom factory.

    Reply
  10. Ally M. BBY says

    May 6, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    DUDE THATS FRIKKN FUNNY HOW DO U NOT GET IT…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Reply
  11. Ifesi says

    July 1, 2009 at 1:47 am

    Never mind d manager i love d joke is impressive

    Reply
  12. Ifesi says

    July 1, 2009 at 1:49 am

    I love d joke is impressive

    Reply
  13. PATRICK ARHIN says

    November 16, 2009 at 5:26 am

    A deviation from confusion

    Reply
  14. Me says

    June 29, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    Pretty funny joke. I just hope that nobody who works in a condom factory ever thinks about doing this…. We’d all be doomed. Abortion rates would go right up. STINK!

    Reply
  15. Nat says

    July 18, 2010 at 2:00 am

    Lol but darth vader’s comment about the pissed clam made me laugh more hahaha

    Reply
  16. jackee says

    July 28, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    Is very smater

    Reply

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