A new shift manager was being shown around the Latex factor where he was just hired. The plant manufactures various latex products, and has a reputation for using cutting edge technology in their manufacturing process.
On one side of the building, the factory makes baby bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud “hiss-pop” noise, and the shift manager asks his tour guide what it’s doing. “As the rubber is being injected into the mold, it makes a hiss noise.” he says “The popping sound is from needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.”
On the other side of the building, the two men look at the condom making machine. This machine makes a “hiss.. hiss… hiss-pop” sound during the manufacturing process. “Wait a second,” the future shift manager says, “I know what the hiss, hiss is… but what’s with the ‘pop’ noise every once in a while?”
“Oh, that hehe. It’s the same as the baby bottle nipple process.” says the guide… “It pokes a hole in every third condom.”
“But that can’t be good for the condoms!” the observant shift manager replied.
“Nah, but it’s really good for the baby bottle nipple business!”
Lol, that IS a smart business plan!
That`s a good one. I liked it.
I agree with the pissed clam
ha thats funny smart buisness plan lol
ha ha very smart
this was a gay joke but i also did not get it….
That’s great, I like this buisness plan, good for European countries with problems with population.
lol i like it
xD funny
i got another though
whats the height of revenge?
a man with a needle in a condom factory.
DUDE THATS FRIKKN FUNNY HOW DO U NOT GET IT…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Never mind d manager i love d joke is impressive
I love d joke is impressive
A deviation from confusion
Pretty funny joke. I just hope that nobody who works in a condom factory ever thinks about doing this…. We’d all be doomed. Abortion rates would go right up. STINK!
Lol but darth vader’s comment about the pissed clam made me laugh more hahaha
Is very smater