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You are here: Home / Jokes / Clean Jokes / A Bun In The Oven

A Bun In The Oven

February 21, 2008 by F&J Staff 33 Comments

A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks “Why is your stomach so big?”

She replied, “Im having a baby.” With big eyes, he replied, “Is the baby in your stomach?” She said, “He sure is.”

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, “Is it a good baby?” She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.” At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks foward to what he has to say next…

And, much to her suprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asks.. “Then why did you eat him?”

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Comments

  1. Kanty says

    March 6, 2008 at 2:45 am

    I have read this jokes earlier. Too old to enjoy again.

    Reply
  2. noor says

    March 9, 2008 at 7:47 am

    its acceptable

    Reply
  3. Krissy says

    March 14, 2008 at 7:47 am

    omg , that is soooooo funny ,, bless the kid ,,

    Reply
  4. WoWdude says

    March 18, 2008 at 11:12 am

    ITS NOT LOL ITS MORE LQTM…(laughing quitely to myself)

    Reply
  5. Rojik says

    March 19, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    dont care if its an old one – i have a 3yo and a new baby and the little bugger kept asking his mum why she ate the baby. Priceless

    Reply
  6. Liv says

    March 20, 2008 at 9:18 am

    hahahhahahaha

    Reply
  7. bilal says

    March 22, 2008 at 6:41 am

    av erd dis 1 b4 dese fukin jokes r wank dey aint funny jus shyt

    Reply
  8. Goblin Punch says

    March 26, 2008 at 10:20 am

    Learn to spell correctly and your comments will have more effect. ^^

    Reply
  9. A girl says

    March 30, 2008 at 12:00 am

    DONT TELL PEOPLE WAT TO DO ITS NOT RIGHT

    Reply
  10. The One says

    April 7, 2008 at 2:13 am

    I have come to realize that the comments on this site far much funny than the jokes

    Reply
  11. Vigan says

    April 12, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Learn to spell dude, and we can tell people what to do! so blow me!

    Reply
  12. Black Mamba TruAfrican says

    April 23, 2008 at 4:51 am

    returded, flat, boring, it really sucks!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  13. Kiwi says

    April 24, 2008 at 4:25 am

    Uhmm…You’re All Ignorant For Commenting On Each Others Comments… And That’s A Fact. Anyway… The Joke Was Cute. =]

    Reply
  14. smiley says

    April 24, 2008 at 10:34 am

    hahaha little kids are sooo funny.

    Reply
  15. dharmendra says

    April 25, 2008 at 7:00 am

    today’s joks is “gaurv birla is my friend”

    Reply
  16. gurl racer says

    April 26, 2008 at 11:13 am

    BORING

    Reply
  17. sarah w. says

    May 5, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    ew. and it’s a fact that you’re a dumbass, kiwi. we’ll comment if we want.

    Reply
  18. A PERSON says

    May 21, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    HEY BILAL! DONT SWEAR! CUZ IF I REPORT U THEN THE POLICE CAN TRACK U DOWNAND SUE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND U WILL GET FINED AND GO TO JAIL! IT WAS ON THE NEWS! SO WATCH WAT U COMMENT!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  19. JustWed says

    May 30, 2008 at 12:39 am

    That was a cute joke 🙂

    Reply
  20. vas says

    June 7, 2008 at 5:41 pm

    how cute =)

    Reply
  21. mr.getalot says

    June 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    im comment 21 yay

    Reply
  22. Lucky Charm says

    June 14, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    hehehe tha was cute. I’ve heard this joke before but it was still cute.

    Reply
  23. kasha says

    July 4, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    lol

    Reply
  24. dumbass says

    July 8, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    whose kid was this? my guess- George W. Bush, another guess- Sr. one

    Reply
  25. Linus... says

    August 5, 2008 at 8:45 am

    Its really fentastic…I was so curious to know the final answer…. hehehehe….

    Reply
  26. sniper_dogg says

    February 7, 2009 at 5:04 am

    cute kidd..lolz

    Reply
  27. JT says

    July 15, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    funny

    Reply
  28. daniel says

    November 2, 2009 at 8:17 am

    WoWdude, i think it is more like CLTM, (Crying loudly to myself.)

    Reply
  29. shire says

    February 16, 2010 at 6:00 am

    lol this actualy had to happen to some1 lol my sister was always asking my mom if she ate the baby lol it was funny

    Reply
  30. kATie says

    May 10, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    um wow lol i laughed so hard milk came out my nose hahaha jk jk

    Reply
  31. West Side Story Fan says

    July 11, 2010 at 10:35 pm

    Isn’t it so funny how people say “comment on the joke, not the people who comment” when that is exactly what they are doing? And yes I know I’m doing it too! Love the joke and the comments!

    Reply
  32. Cheeseslave says

    July 21, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    I didn’t laugh.

    Reply
  33. The guy who knows how to spell says

    October 21, 2012 at 3:38 am

    Hmmmm…. Such an exquisitely questioning small lad he must be, if he is real that is.

    Reply

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