A four year old little boy was at the doctor’s office with his mother in the waiting room when he spotted a pregnant lady on the other side of the room. Having nothing better to do, he walk over to her and inquisitively asks “Why is your stomach so big?”
She replied, “Im having a baby.” With big eyes, he replied, “Is the baby in your stomach?” She said, “He sure is.”
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look on his face, asked yet another question, “Is it a good baby?” She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.” At this point the woman is thinking the little boy is incredibly cute and looks foward to what he has to say next…
And, much to her suprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, he asks.. “Then why did you eat him?”
I have read this jokes earlier. Too old to enjoy again.
its acceptable
omg , that is soooooo funny ,, bless the kid ,,
ITS NOT LOL ITS MORE LQTM…(laughing quitely to myself)
dont care if its an old one – i have a 3yo and a new baby and the little bugger kept asking his mum why she ate the baby. Priceless
hahahhahahaha
av erd dis 1 b4 dese fukin jokes r wank dey aint funny jus shyt
Learn to spell correctly and your comments will have more effect. ^^
DONT TELL PEOPLE WAT TO DO ITS NOT RIGHT
I have come to realize that the comments on this site far much funny than the jokes
Learn to spell dude, and we can tell people what to do! so blow me!
returded, flat, boring, it really sucks!!!!!!!!!!
Uhmm…You’re All Ignorant For Commenting On Each Others Comments… And That’s A Fact. Anyway… The Joke Was Cute. =]
hahaha little kids are sooo funny.
today’s joks is “gaurv birla is my friend”
BORING
ew. and it’s a fact that you’re a dumbass, kiwi. we’ll comment if we want.
HEY BILAL! DONT SWEAR! CUZ IF I REPORT U THEN THE POLICE CAN TRACK U DOWNAND SUE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND U WILL GET FINED AND GO TO JAIL! IT WAS ON THE NEWS! SO WATCH WAT U COMMENT!!!!!!!!!
That was a cute joke 🙂
how cute =)
im comment 21 yay
hehehe tha was cute. I’ve heard this joke before but it was still cute.
lol
whose kid was this? my guess- George W. Bush, another guess- Sr. one
Its really fentastic…I was so curious to know the final answer…. hehehehe….
cute kidd..lolz
funny
WoWdude, i think it is more like CLTM, (Crying loudly to myself.)
lol this actualy had to happen to some1 lol my sister was always asking my mom if she ate the baby lol it was funny
um wow lol i laughed so hard milk came out my nose hahaha jk jk
Isn’t it so funny how people say “comment on the joke, not the people who comment” when that is exactly what they are doing? And yes I know I’m doing it too! Love the joke and the comments!
I didn’t laugh.
Hmmmm…. Such an exquisitely questioning small lad he must be, if he is real that is.