A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chicago and I’m staying right here.”
After repeated attempts and no success convicing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Chicago and I’m staying right here.”
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.” He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.
“I told her first class isn’t going to Chicago.”
UM WTH? I MEAN HECK NOT HELL OK Y IS THERE A PARIS HILTON? Y R U MY HAIR COLOR LOL BUT Y? UH…..BLONDES R NOT ALL DUMB THTS A STEREO TYPE YAY I GOT 1ST COMMENT OTHER THAN THT IT WAS KINDA WEIRD JOKE! ^@^
well..the joke is trying to say that the blonde is so dumb that she get tricked..of course..blondes are not stupid..i agree..
Pilots are the greatest people alive. This joke was gold.
that was a gay joke ever hahah… Could do better!!!
WOW THAT IS SO SAD, NO JOKE!
i think this iz very stupid lol this iz exsaskly what paris hilton would do shez a stupid idiot lol
i thought it was kinda better.
definitly better than thet other ones i read.
HA HA HA,THAT JOKE IS GOOD
Wow. This joke is brilliant.
This was a pleasant blonde joke i was happy to read and totally claim i made up myself when i tell my friends. Just kidding………Blonde jokes are priceless.
HEHE. This joke was funny.Not saying that blondes are idiots but still funny to read about them.
omg i think that blond fell out of a stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. 🙁
bahahhhahahah hilariousss ! (:
I dont get it??
All of you guys are gay for posting your comments on a joke you really must not have lives at all…..
OMG
WHAT?!!? Do you want to fight or somthing???!!!!??
You guys are retarted!!
I’m getting tired of the stereotype blonde jokes- nobody hears of anyone trying to be a brownie or blackhead. You’re all just jealous and won’t admit it.
I can laugh at a joke-I don’t see people correcting their hair to look like yours. Must be saying something…
That was the most horrible joke I’ve ever read and is an insult to all blondes. Not that I am blonde.
I died a little inside, cuz that sucked
YOU GUYS ARE D U M B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with money maker
LOVE IT some blonds r so stupid saw a girl wearing a top saying CAUTION BLONDE THINKING what a laugh
lol!! WHAT a retarded blonde… u can tell she’s blonde
if u cant take a blonde joke than dnt read them idiiots
alll of ya’ll need to quit bein stupid let people enjoy their 1st ammendment rights!!!! BYE-BYE!!
the pilot sounded hott!!! and yes…..im a guy! 😉
WHOA……..:0
I like man junk
and i dont care if i wear every color of the rainbow!!!!! hehehehehehehehe
so anyways….whos looking for a date…?
ME……………!!!!!!
im ready for a date wuss yo numba???
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FAGS!
any body not gay in this country anymore???!!!
you guys must be from california….??? am i right???
I’m sitting and reading your posts and I can’t believe. Some people have really big problems wich only one simple joke. I like it. I’m blonde.
dingleberry,
i dont want to fight. With all due respect why r u calling us stupid? 🙁 and yes i do have a life i’m a writer…..sooo yeah. just puting it out there.
hey pple relax weaz ur sense of humor.
arent jokes supposed to relax u?
u guys r Rtarded! what the hell is ur problem… its a simple blonde joke… even the RL blondes like this joke it was funny, GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!
and Jinglebells… ur an ass!
I think it’s very funny. =) I love it.
f@#$ all you guys
Scarlett’s a jackass!!!! FU!!!
ike boys!!!!!!
once upon a time there was a little boy who ate poop and he said that he would not go to the store to go to some regular food so he just said “i will just eat some more poop for dinner.” so one day there was an eskimo who said that there was a shortage of poop in the world and that if he wanted to eat he would just have to suck on his winkie so he agreed and then the eskimo gave the little boy whos name was Mr. Lolli, some special eskimo mayonaise and Mr. Lolli liked it so much he had the eskimo make him some more so he could make some sandwiches when he got home since there was a shortage of poop in the world so every day Mr. Lolli went over to the eskimos house to recive his mayonaise for the rest of his life THE END
OMG Dingleberry u tell everyone else they are stupid for posting comments.. well look at u.. ur posting comments just like everyone else.. all they are doing is laughing at a funny blonde joke and if u cant live with that then get off the internet and let everyone else live their lives and get over urself.. wats up with the world and all the drama now days?? its like no one can take a joke anymore and makes a big deal about everything.. really everyone just needs to grow the fuck up and leave everyone else alone!!
**this was a funny joke**
Dingleberry u dont have a life.. ur posting comments just like everyone else so get over urself..
this joke was pretty funny and i dont get why ppl make fun of blondes all the time.. they are not stupid(well at least the ones i know are not)
LOL, this is very funny, nd it shows that blondes are very dumb nd stupid!!!
I LIKED IT
That was a gay joke ever? You’re a stupidest human ever dipsh.
hey! i’m blonde! a little respect, plz! i’m not saying ppl r idiots for liking the joke i’m just saying it’s a bit mean. also, that girl named (on the site) get over yourselves………………
i hate her tone.
and uh, philly? let’s work on our grammar, shall we? if i were to type your comment, the proper way would be,
“that was the gayest joke ever. you’re the stupidest human ever.”
i have absoletely no idea what a dipsh is.
i thought this joke was superr dupper funnie!
=]
ROFL! Thats good!
a person, I is capitol im not much of a gramma person but i couldnt resist! =P
That was a funny one. But it could have been shorter.
lol this was kinda funny
who the mess would want to be such a (_ _ _ ) to freakin comment about somebodys gramatical errors? what the mess, it doesnt freakin matter. come on ppl
That’s Funny
lmfbao (lafng my fat blonde ass owt)
Very Funny!! I loved it!! My girlfriend is blonde, I´m starting to understand her better now reading these jokes!!
haha(:
i love blonde jokes
I’d say no offense blondes
but that be lying… cuz I’ve met a few stupid @$$ blondes!
XD
Um… A Person I think dipsh is suppose to be dipsh*t. I have to say this no one hate me for this but when they mean comment they mean to display your opinion in a way that is not offensive to anyone… And bad language offends me
By the way this joke is okay I like it, but I’m not trying to offend any blondes. But if I did I’m sorry.
But I just noticed if your offended by this joke don’t read blonde jokes. And if your offended by it then you should do something about it make brunette jokes or red headed jokes don’t sit there and feel sorry for yourself, yet again don’t hate me for this comment but I had to get my feelings out..
ahahahahahahahahahaha I loved this joke!!!!! Gooooood one!!!
What I find funny about blonde jokes is that you could actually say that about anybody, whatever hair colour they have. I bet if they made dumb brunette jokes, everybody would be able to find someone to fit into the stereo type of dumb brunette. Its only because of the dumb blonde stereo type that we notice all the dumb blondes. Or maybe some blondes are only “dumb” because they think they can’t be anything other than dumb, because the whole world is telling them that they’re stupid. Maybe they just don’t believe in themselves enough and thats why they’re seen as “dumb”. I have a friend who is a perfect example of this. She doesn’t try because she thinks she’s too dumb, but when she does try she is soooo smart. Maybe everyone should think twice before they place judgements on people due to stereotypes.
LMAO!!!!im blonde but its funny
super? duper? what r u? 8 years old?
“a person” lmao that is funny
i think it should be a really noughty joke and a picture of naked people having sex with eachother and girls putting their boobs in peoples faces and
girls sucking on boys penisis and boys licking girls viginas. I LOVE HAVEING SEX WITH EVERYONE AND STRIPING AT BARS. I AM A SEXAHALIC. PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME.
my friend is a brunette she is the most gullerbel person i have ever met i told her that i typed stupied in google and a picture of her came up and she actually beleaved me this joke is probly some thing she would do lolz =^_^=
i love the blond jokes but i dont like them because i am a blond lol
jenna, get a life, will u? dunno if u noticed, but this is in the “CLEAN JOKES” SECTION. its a good joke though…
JENA I THINK I LOVE YOU