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You are here: Home / Jokes / Blonde Jokes / A Blonde’s Flight To Chicago

A Blonde’s Flight To Chicago

February 6, 2009 by F&J Staff 74 Comments

A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago, when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up and moves to an open seat in the first class section. A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must return to her seat in the economy class because that’s the type of ticket she paid for.

Dumb BlondeThe blonde woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to  Chicago and I’m staying right here.”

After repeated attempts and no success convicing the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-pilot that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to  Chicago and I’m staying right here.”

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this. I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.” He kneels down next to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,” then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

“I told her first class isn’t going to Chicago.”

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Comments

  1. NATALIE says

    February 6, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    UM WTH? I MEAN HECK NOT HELL OK Y IS THERE A PARIS HILTON? Y R U MY HAIR COLOR LOL BUT Y? UH…..BLONDES R NOT ALL DUMB THTS A STEREO TYPE YAY I GOT 1ST COMMENT OTHER THAN THT IT WAS KINDA WEIRD JOKE! ^@^

    Reply
  2. mysteriousmist says

    February 7, 2009 at 10:25 am

    well..the joke is trying to say that the blonde is so dumb that she get tricked..of course..blondes are not stupid..i agree..

    Reply
  3. John says

    February 7, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Pilots are the greatest people alive. This joke was gold.

    Reply
  4. haylea says

    February 8, 2009 at 4:30 am

    that was a gay joke ever hahah… Could do better!!!

    Reply
  5. iwillpwnusobadlynojokokay says

    February 10, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    WOW THAT IS SO SAD, NO JOKE!

    Reply
  6. keeley says

    February 12, 2009 at 6:07 am

    i think this iz very stupid lol this iz exsaskly what paris hilton would do shez a stupid idiot lol

    Reply
  7. hey_monday says

    February 27, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    i thought it was kinda better.
    definitly better than thet other ones i read.

    Reply
  8. MATHILDA says

    March 12, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    HA HA HA,THAT JOKE IS GOOD

    Reply
  9. Aleasha says

    March 17, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Wow. This joke is brilliant.

    Reply
  10. Darth Vader says

    March 18, 2009 at 9:29 am

    This was a pleasant blonde joke i was happy to read and totally claim i made up myself when i tell my friends. Just kidding………Blonde jokes are priceless.

    Reply
  11. Nishg1215 says

    March 22, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    HEHE. This joke was funny.Not saying that blondes are idiots but still funny to read about them.

    Reply
  12. ladeeda says

    April 1, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    omg i think that blond fell out of a stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. 🙁

    Reply
  13. ryeebear(: says

    April 5, 2009 at 8:51 am

    bahahhhahahah hilariousss ! (:

    Reply
  14. Greenzeebra(: says

    April 8, 2009 at 9:25 am

    I dont get it??

    Reply
  15. Dingleberry says

    April 9, 2009 at 9:59 am

    All of you guys are gay for posting your comments on a joke you really must not have lives at all…..

    Reply
  16. carl dickton says

    April 9, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    OMG

    Reply
  17. Dingleberry says

    April 10, 2009 at 10:46 am

    WHAT?!!? Do you want to fight or somthing???!!!!??

    Reply
  18. Babygirl says

    April 10, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    You guys are retarted!!

    Reply
  19. pete says

    April 19, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    I’m getting tired of the stereotype blonde jokes- nobody hears of anyone trying to be a brownie or blackhead. You’re all just jealous and won’t admit it.
    I can laugh at a joke-I don’t see people correcting their hair to look like yours. Must be saying something…

    Reply
  20. money maker says

    April 20, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    That was the most horrible joke I’ve ever read and is an insult to all blondes. Not that I am blonde.

    Reply
  21. Dan says

    April 22, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    I died a little inside, cuz that sucked

    Reply
  22. Dingleberry says

    April 23, 2009 at 9:42 am

    YOU GUYS ARE D U M B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  23. victoria says

    April 23, 2009 at 10:04 am

    I agree with money maker

    Reply
  24. smileygirl NOT a blonde says

    April 26, 2009 at 1:21 am

    LOVE IT some blonds r so stupid saw a girl wearing a top saying CAUTION BLONDE THINKING what a laugh

    Reply
  25. savanah says

    April 26, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    lol!! WHAT a retarded blonde… u can tell she’s blonde

    if u cant take a blonde joke than dnt read them idiiots

    Reply
  26. Dumb@$$ says

    April 28, 2009 at 10:30 am

    alll of ya’ll need to quit bein stupid let people enjoy their 1st ammendment rights!!!! BYE-BYE!!

    Reply
  27. faggiot says

    April 28, 2009 at 10:32 am

    the pilot sounded hott!!! and yes…..im a guy! 😉

    Reply
  28. Jerry says

    April 28, 2009 at 10:36 am

    WHOA……..:0

    Reply
  29. Jerry says

    April 28, 2009 at 10:36 am

    I like man junk

    Reply
  30. Jerry says

    April 28, 2009 at 10:38 am

    and i dont care if i wear every color of the rainbow!!!!! hehehehehehehehe

    Reply
  31. Jerry says

    April 28, 2009 at 10:40 am

    so anyways….whos looking for a date…?

    ME……………!!!!!!

    Reply
  32. Tommy says

    April 28, 2009 at 10:41 am

    im ready for a date wuss yo numba???

    Reply
  33. Jerry says

    April 28, 2009 at 10:42 am

    1-620-223-5300

    Reply
  34. Jinglebells145 says

    April 30, 2009 at 10:42 am

    FAGS!

    Reply
  35. Jinglebells145 says

    May 1, 2009 at 10:25 am

    any body not gay in this country anymore???!!!

    Reply
  36. Jinglebells145 says

    May 1, 2009 at 10:26 am

    you guys must be from california….??? am i right???

    Reply
  37. aldealan says

    May 1, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    I’m sitting and reading your posts and I can’t believe. Some people have really big problems wich only one simple joke. I like it. I’m blonde.

    Reply
  38. ladeeeda says

    May 1, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    dingleberry,
    i dont want to fight. With all due respect why r u calling us stupid? 🙁 and yes i do have a life i’m a writer…..sooo yeah. just puting it out there.

    Reply
  39. LOLA says

    May 6, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    hey pple relax weaz ur sense of humor.

    Reply
  40. Dude says

    May 6, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    arent jokes supposed to relax u?
    u guys r Rtarded! what the hell is ur problem… its a simple blonde joke… even the RL blondes like this joke it was funny, GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!
    and Jinglebells… ur an ass!

    Reply
  41. Scarlett says

    May 8, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    I think it’s very funny. =) I love it.

    Reply
  42. Jinglebells145 says

    May 12, 2009 at 9:28 am

    f@#$ all you guys

    Reply
  43. Jinglebells145 says

    May 19, 2009 at 10:22 am

    Scarlett’s a jackass!!!! FU!!!

    Reply
  44. Jinglebells145 says

    May 19, 2009 at 10:26 am

    ike boys!!!!!!

    Reply
  45. LOLLIPOP254 says

    May 19, 2009 at 10:33 am

    once upon a time there was a little boy who ate poop and he said that he would not go to the store to go to some regular food so he just said “i will just eat some more poop for dinner.” so one day there was an eskimo who said that there was a shortage of poop in the world and that if he wanted to eat he would just have to suck on his winkie so he agreed and then the eskimo gave the little boy whos name was Mr. Lolli, some special eskimo mayonaise and Mr. Lolli liked it so much he had the eskimo make him some more so he could make some sandwiches when he got home since there was a shortage of poop in the world so every day Mr. Lolli went over to the eskimos house to recive his mayonaise for the rest of his life THE END

    Reply
  46. Get over yourselves!!! says

    May 21, 2009 at 11:59 am

    OMG Dingleberry u tell everyone else they are stupid for posting comments.. well look at u.. ur posting comments just like everyone else.. all they are doing is laughing at a funny blonde joke and if u cant live with that then get off the internet and let everyone else live their lives and get over urself.. wats up with the world and all the drama now days?? its like no one can take a joke anymore and makes a big deal about everything.. really everyone just needs to grow the fuck up and leave everyone else alone!!

    **this was a funny joke**

    Reply
  47. OMFG!! says

    May 21, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Dingleberry u dont have a life.. ur posting comments just like everyone else so get over urself..

    this joke was pretty funny and i dont get why ppl make fun of blondes all the time.. they are not stupid(well at least the ones i know are not)

    Reply
  48. zodwa says

    May 23, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    LOL, this is very funny, nd it shows that blondes are very dumb nd stupid!!!
    I LIKED IT

    Reply
  49. philly says

    May 27, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    That was a gay joke ever? You’re a stupidest human ever dipsh.

    Reply
  50. a person says

    May 27, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    hey! i’m blonde! a little respect, plz! i’m not saying ppl r idiots for liking the joke i’m just saying it’s a bit mean. also, that girl named (on the site) get over yourselves………………

    i hate her tone.

    Reply
  51. a person says

    May 27, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    and uh, philly? let’s work on our grammar, shall we? if i were to type your comment, the proper way would be,

    “that was the gayest joke ever. you’re the stupidest human ever.”

    i have absoletely no idea what a dipsh is.

    Reply
  52. patricia barness says

    May 28, 2009 at 11:58 am

    i thought this joke was superr dupper funnie!
    =]

    Reply
  53. Merve says

    June 5, 2009 at 2:46 am

    ROFL! Thats good!

    Reply
  54. =P says

    June 6, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    a person, I is capitol im not much of a gramma person but i couldnt resist! =P

    Reply
  55. danny says

    June 17, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    That was a funny one. But it could have been shorter.

    Reply
  56. bored gal says

    July 10, 2009 at 10:27 pm

    lol this was kinda funny

    Reply
  57. smash face says

    October 12, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    who the mess would want to be such a (_ _ _ ) to freakin comment about somebodys gramatical errors? what the mess, it doesnt freakin matter. come on ppl

    Reply
  58. Spika says

    November 5, 2009 at 4:01 am

    That’s Funny

    Reply
  59. ava says

    November 22, 2009 at 10:12 am

    lmfbao (lafng my fat blonde ass owt)

    Reply
  60. Mosiah says

    December 1, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Very Funny!! I loved it!! My girlfriend is blonde, I´m starting to understand her better now reading these jokes!!

    Reply
  61. boredingeometry(: says

    May 10, 2010 at 5:01 pm

    haha(:
    i love blonde jokes
    I’d say no offense blondes
    but that be lying… cuz I’ve met a few stupid @$$ blondes!
    XD

    Reply
  62. Lex says

    June 10, 2010 at 9:11 am

    Um… A Person I think dipsh is suppose to be dipsh*t. I have to say this no one hate me for this but when they mean comment they mean to display your opinion in a way that is not offensive to anyone… And bad language offends me

    Reply
  63. Lex says

    June 10, 2010 at 9:14 am

    By the way this joke is okay I like it, but I’m not trying to offend any blondes. But if I did I’m sorry.

    Reply
  64. Lex says

    June 10, 2010 at 9:21 am

    But I just noticed if your offended by this joke don’t read blonde jokes. And if your offended by it then you should do something about it make brunette jokes or red headed jokes don’t sit there and feel sorry for yourself, yet again don’t hate me for this comment but I had to get my feelings out..

    Reply
  65. Me says

    June 29, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    ahahahahahahahahahaha I loved this joke!!!!! Gooooood one!!!

    Reply
  66. Me says

    June 29, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    What I find funny about blonde jokes is that you could actually say that about anybody, whatever hair colour they have. I bet if they made dumb brunette jokes, everybody would be able to find someone to fit into the stereo type of dumb brunette. Its only because of the dumb blonde stereo type that we notice all the dumb blondes. Or maybe some blondes are only “dumb” because they think they can’t be anything other than dumb, because the whole world is telling them that they’re stupid. Maybe they just don’t believe in themselves enough and thats why they’re seen as “dumb”. I have a friend who is a perfect example of this. She doesn’t try because she thinks she’s too dumb, but when she does try she is soooo smart. Maybe everyone should think twice before they place judgements on people due to stereotypes.

    Reply
  67. britzii says

    July 14, 2010 at 7:48 am

    LMAO!!!!im blonde but its funny

    Reply
  68. RoJo says

    September 13, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    super? duper? what r u? 8 years old?

    Reply
  69. LOST says

    September 24, 2010 at 11:58 am

    “a person” lmao that is funny

    Reply
  70. jenna,sexy bich says

    October 19, 2010 at 3:10 pm

    i think it should be a really noughty joke and a picture of naked people having sex with eachother and girls putting their boobs in peoples faces and
    girls sucking on boys penisis and boys licking girls viginas. I LOVE HAVEING SEX WITH EVERYONE AND STRIPING AT BARS. I AM A SEXAHALIC. PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME.

    Reply
  71. southparkrules says

    November 7, 2010 at 3:53 am

    my friend is a brunette she is the most gullerbel person i have ever met i told her that i typed stupied in google and a picture of her came up and she actually beleaved me this joke is probly some thing she would do lolz =^_^=

    Reply
  72. Kimberly Bunting says

    December 15, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    i love the blond jokes but i dont like them because i am a blond lol

    Reply
  73. loverofjokes says

    July 9, 2012 at 9:41 am

    jenna, get a life, will u? dunno if u noticed, but this is in the “CLEAN JOKES” SECTION. its a good joke though…

    Reply
  74. Rob says

    August 21, 2012 at 6:03 am

    JENA I THINK I LOVE YOU

    Reply

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