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You are here: Home / Jokes / Bar Jokes / 13 Margeritas

13 Margeritas

April 1, 2009 by not yo daddy 81 Comments

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, “Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?”

MargaritaSo the guy sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, “Well, my first blow job.” The bartender smiles and replies, “Yea, that’s a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!”

“Nah,” the guy replies… “If thirteen doesn’t get the taste out, nothing will.”

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Comments

  1. Danny says

    April 1, 2009 at 2:15 pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaha That was good

    Reply
  2. IrritatedOyster says

    April 1, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Lol, ewwww! Poor guy 😛

    Reply
  3. Jake says

    April 2, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Lol, Nice Joke 🙂

    Reply
  4. Bobby says

    April 2, 2009 at 10:54 am

    this is fvckin gross but so fvkkin funny rotfl copter

    Reply
  5. lacie says

    April 3, 2009 at 9:14 am

    omg this is so funny:) but really nasty lol

    Reply
  6. jaci lane says

    April 3, 2009 at 9:15 am

    wow thats discusting, yet funny at the same time

    Reply
  7. mike says

    April 4, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    hahah this is so funny =D

    Reply
  8. Balderdash says

    April 5, 2009 at 9:29 am

    I honestly didn’t get it. What did he mean when he said, “If thirteen doesn’t get the taste out, nothing will.”

    Reply
  9. x_mimi_x says

    April 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    he ment get the taste out of his mouth because he had given the BJ lol

    Reply
  10. biotch says

    April 6, 2009 at 11:40 am

    that was spreckin funny

    Reply
  11. quen says

    April 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    hahahahahahaaha thats nasty!!!!!

    Reply
  12. OMG says

    April 13, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    OMG hahahahahahhaha

    Reply
  13. jm says

    April 14, 2009 at 1:50 am

    This is not funny

    Reply
  14. bre says

    April 14, 2009 at 8:06 am

    haha this is great:)

    Reply
  15. wren says

    April 14, 2009 at 10:26 am

    that pretty nasty but funny at the same time

    Reply
  16. :P says

    April 15, 2009 at 9:24 am

    nasty and funny 😆 rofl

    Reply
  17. lex says

    April 15, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    this is hilarious(:

    Reply
  18. Darth Vader says

    April 16, 2009 at 7:53 am

    I agree with the pissed clam

    Reply
  19. lash says

    April 17, 2009 at 3:40 am

    how cud he possibly want dat sweet taste out?

    Reply
  20. sam101 says

    April 17, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    I dont get it

    Reply
  21. Devineone says

    April 19, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Hay lash,Do ya like it shaken,I got something for ya

    Reply
  22. boogie says

    April 21, 2009 at 10:51 am

    I didnt get it……lol

    Reply
  23. Lauren says

    April 28, 2009 at 10:17 am

    hee hee

    Reply
  24. Skyler Brown says

    April 28, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Dont make fun of us we are people just like you no matter what we suck
    we’re here we’re queer get used to it
    love skyler Brown Odessa Mo muah muah !!!!!

    Reply
  25. Jud says

    May 1, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    I am going to lynch skyler brown

    Reply
  26. joshua says

    May 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    rofl wow

    Reply
  27. joshua says

    May 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    damn skylers name sounds familiar….. sounds like someone i used to live beside.

    Reply
  28. joshua says

    May 4, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    eh this might backfire and sky never see it but….. you wouldnt happen to have known a joshua maynard would you?

    Reply
  29. Skyler Brown says

    May 4, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    did i give you head joshua?

    Reply
  30. Skyler Brown says

    May 4, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    bring it jud you should take me to lunch not lynch me baby

    Reply
  31. mark sneyd says

    May 7, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    did you hear about the guy who walks into a bar and says”gimme 20 shots of vodka and i’ll tell you my problem” so the bar man lays out 20 shots and one by one the man downs them the bar man says “so whats your problem” the man replies “ive only got 50 cent”

    Reply
  32. dick says

    May 9, 2009 at 6:01 am

    it doesnt taste that bad

    Reply
  33. Kandygirl says

    May 11, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    eww yall nasty

    Reply
  34. JonasKiwi says

    May 13, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    OMJ! Ewww! Thats pretty nasty! Poor guy! ^_^

    Reply
  35. Toren says

    May 14, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Haha that’s funny, at first i thought he wanted to get a girl drunk enough to give him a BJ till i saw the ending. haha I love it i love it i love it

    Reply
  36. Shah Jahan says

    May 21, 2009 at 1:45 am

    haha very funny….

    Reply
  37. miasha says

    May 21, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    HAHAAAA!and EWWWWWW!..very funny..i wont tell it to my mom tho..she’ll bust my ass….

    Reply
  38. not yo daddy says

    May 23, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    thanks you guys for all the great comments(and for all you haters….well….go f*&ck yourselfs) more onthe way!

    Reply
  39. shabalabadingdong says

    May 23, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    omfg….
    tht was his-tear-ick-ull!!
    i soo was nawt expecting tht

    Reply
  40. trey lett says

    May 23, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    lol wow took me a second

    Reply
  41. hunty says

    May 26, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    someone explain please…

    Reply
  42. teonbrown says

    May 27, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    Reply
  43. gangsta rap says

    May 27, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    so frieken funny hahahahahahahahahaha ha

    Reply
  44. miles says

    June 4, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    haha xD yumm

    Reply
  45. ifeanyi says

    June 11, 2009 at 3:25 am

    that joke is funny that am still laughing..good joke

    Reply
  46. Woogster says

    June 15, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    OMG…I can’t even imagine… That’s just so fairy. What guy in his right state of mind?? Wonder if he spat or swallowed?? ewwwww anybody for a woman’s revenge? maybe a mexican @sshole sounds better. hehe :p

    Reply
  47. Ifesi says

    June 18, 2009 at 11:19 am

    Dats amazing i love dat

    Reply
  48. JT says

    July 14, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    aww that sucks!

    Reply
  49. fgdfhfgj says

    July 29, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    this one was pretty funny

    Reply
  50. leann says

    October 12, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    stop slamming gays

    Reply
  51. Pandora says

    October 12, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    I’ve always thought I’ve had a fair amount of common sense knocking around in my head…but obviously not. I read the entire page listing the jokes thinking that the first paragraph was the entire joke..I was thinking “What the hell, these aren’t funny at all,” when I realized you actually had to click on the name to get it to give the full joke. 😛 Ah, the mysteries of America!

    Reply
  52. lord says

    October 15, 2009 at 12:28 am

    upstair
    u are more funny than the joke
    lol

    Reply
  53. dcrusse says

    October 15, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Hey “Pandora”…I did the same thing…hahaha

    Reply
  54. gloria says

    October 26, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    i must admit i did do the same thing i was sitting here like wtf??.. is this the joke..so something tells meh to try and click on it, and boom there was the joke..but then i got mad because the joke was ass..lolsz

    Reply
  55. aony says

    October 29, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    Lol I knoe same!

    Reply
  56. chelsea says

    October 31, 2009 at 1:48 am

    well its not that funny

    Reply
  57. Milky says

    November 12, 2009 at 7:54 pm

    wow….gay…

    Reply
  58. ava says

    November 22, 2009 at 10:15 am

    gay ppl r so gay no offence milky

    Reply
  59. Crystal says

    December 10, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    LOL! Pandora, I totlly did the same thing and I was like….there’s no point to this. lol!

    Reply
  60. Ammar says

    December 28, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    did the very same thing…i was like..WTF..wats so gay in asking for 13 margaritas..lol

    Reply
  61. redgun says

    March 10, 2010 at 12:30 pm

    hahahahahahahaha!!!!

    Reply
  62. alex says

    March 16, 2010 at 6:50 am

    same to me :))

    Reply
  63. Grayson says

    April 11, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    I was so happy to read everyone’s posts and realize that I’m not the only one who simply looked at the first page confused as heck.

    Reply
  64. hooochey says

    April 15, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    WOW lool i did tha same thing as pandora! lol but i am a blonde so…???

    Reply
  65. Blonde says

    April 16, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Yeah, it took me a bit to realize you actually had to click on them to get the rest of the joke too. I was thinking the same Pandora….wtf these aren’t funny.

    Reply
  66. madame speaker says

    May 2, 2010 at 10:46 am

    thats a classic one….didnt get it at first but caught up>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Reply
  67. bipolardude says

    May 9, 2010 at 8:46 am

    LOL did the same thing also hehe

    This is a super sight. Simply dig it=)

    Reply
  68. boredingeometry(: says

    May 10, 2010 at 4:45 pm

    well I just wanna say that I did not do that(:
    but idk why everyones saying the joke was gay… it was funny!
    it was the man who was gay!

    Reply
  69. Phil says

    May 18, 2010 at 10:47 pm

    I kinda did the same thing pandora lol, but i figured it out quick when the first couple jokes weren’t funny and didn’t make sense lol…..and this joke wasn’t funny at all

    Reply
  70. not yo daddy says

    May 27, 2010 at 5:50 pm

    FOR FUTURE READERS ALL I WANNA SAY IS…THIS JOKE IS NOT MADE TO SLAM GAYS OR ANYTHING LIKE THT….^^ JUST A JOKE^^

    Reply
  71. 2838ek says

    June 21, 2010 at 8:23 am

    Hey Pandora – same here. I did not enjoy the joke but loved ur comment

    Reply
  72. rahul says

    July 6, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    I enjoyed reading the jokes here but i must admit reading comments are more fun and anyway i was also did the same ….

    Reply
  73. srk says

    August 3, 2010 at 1:58 am

    i think a lot of guys here are of same boat i.e. reading the first para and ‘is that a joke’ me too pandora, in the same boat;)

    Reply
  74. ellawatson says

    September 8, 2010 at 9:14 pm

    omg ive done that

    Reply
  75. Pota says

    October 6, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    its not the 13 margaritas that make him gay dumbass, he was the one who gave the blowjob! and the bartender thought he just had (received) his 1st blowjob =.=

    Reply
  76. Mezza says

    November 13, 2010 at 6:12 am

    ewww

    Reply
  77. joker darknight says

    December 31, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    huh… is this a joke? or some stupid little story….
    sorry not funny

    Reply
  78. Don says

    March 15, 2011 at 12:15 pm

    Either i’m a genious or you all are idiots.

    Reply
  79. Tigerluv xxx says

    July 7, 2011 at 1:13 pm

    No, no, I’m pretty sure I’m a genious to! Luv da jks btw. 🙂 xxxxxxxxxxx

    Reply
  80. Dayzm says

    April 20, 2012 at 3:36 am

    Pota, I was confuse at 1st but after reading it again, then I was…ahhh…he is the one who gave the blowjob.

    And Pandora, I experience the same… lol

    Reply
  81. sexybeast says

    August 1, 2012 at 12:49 am

    dear pandora and others i 2 did it

    Reply

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