A guy walks into a bar and asks for 13 margaritas. The bartender abruptly replies, “Wow sir, that sure is a lot, whats the occasion?”
So the guy sits down on a stool, hangs his head and tells the curious bartender, “Well, my first blow job.” The bartender smiles and replies, “Yea, that’s a splendid occasion indeed. Let me get you one more drink, on the house!”
“Nah,” the guy replies… “If thirteen doesn’t get the taste out, nothing will.”
Hahahahahahahahahaha That was good
Lol, ewwww! Poor guy 😛
Lol, Nice Joke 🙂
this is fvckin gross but so fvkkin funny rotfl copter
omg this is so funny:) but really nasty lol
wow thats discusting, yet funny at the same time
hahah this is so funny =D
I honestly didn’t get it. What did he mean when he said, “If thirteen doesn’t get the taste out, nothing will.”
he ment get the taste out of his mouth because he had given the BJ lol
that was spreckin funny
hahahahahahaaha thats nasty!!!!!
OMG hahahahahahhaha
This is not funny
haha this is great:)
that pretty nasty but funny at the same time
nasty and funny 😆 rofl
this is hilarious(:
I agree with the pissed clam
how cud he possibly want dat sweet taste out?
I dont get it
Hay lash,Do ya like it shaken,I got something for ya
I didnt get it……lol
hee hee
Dont make fun of us we are people just like you no matter what we suck
we’re here we’re queer get used to it
love skyler Brown Odessa Mo muah muah !!!!!
I am going to lynch skyler brown
rofl wow
damn skylers name sounds familiar….. sounds like someone i used to live beside.
eh this might backfire and sky never see it but….. you wouldnt happen to have known a joshua maynard would you?
did i give you head joshua?
bring it jud you should take me to lunch not lynch me baby
did you hear about the guy who walks into a bar and says”gimme 20 shots of vodka and i’ll tell you my problem” so the bar man lays out 20 shots and one by one the man downs them the bar man says “so whats your problem” the man replies “ive only got 50 cent”
it doesnt taste that bad
eww yall nasty
OMJ! Ewww! Thats pretty nasty! Poor guy! ^_^
Haha that’s funny, at first i thought he wanted to get a girl drunk enough to give him a BJ till i saw the ending. haha I love it i love it i love it
haha very funny….
HAHAAAA!and EWWWWWW!..very funny..i wont tell it to my mom tho..she’ll bust my ass….
thanks you guys for all the great comments(and for all you haters….well….go f*&ck yourselfs) more onthe way!
omfg….
tht was his-tear-ick-ull!!
i soo was nawt expecting tht
lol wow took me a second
someone explain please…
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
so frieken funny hahahahahahahahahaha ha
haha xD yumm
that joke is funny that am still laughing..good joke
OMG…I can’t even imagine… That’s just so fairy. What guy in his right state of mind?? Wonder if he spat or swallowed?? ewwwww anybody for a woman’s revenge? maybe a mexican @sshole sounds better. hehe :p
Dats amazing i love dat
aww that sucks!
this one was pretty funny
stop slamming gays
I’ve always thought I’ve had a fair amount of common sense knocking around in my head…but obviously not. I read the entire page listing the jokes thinking that the first paragraph was the entire joke..I was thinking “What the hell, these aren’t funny at all,” when I realized you actually had to click on the name to get it to give the full joke. 😛 Ah, the mysteries of America!
upstair
u are more funny than the joke
lol
Hey “Pandora”…I did the same thing…hahaha
i must admit i did do the same thing i was sitting here like wtf??.. is this the joke..so something tells meh to try and click on it, and boom there was the joke..but then i got mad because the joke was ass..lolsz
Lol I knoe same!
well its not that funny
wow….gay…
gay ppl r so gay no offence milky
LOL! Pandora, I totlly did the same thing and I was like….there’s no point to this. lol!
did the very same thing…i was like..WTF..wats so gay in asking for 13 margaritas..lol
hahahahahahahaha!!!!
same to me :))
I was so happy to read everyone’s posts and realize that I’m not the only one who simply looked at the first page confused as heck.
WOW lool i did tha same thing as pandora! lol but i am a blonde so…???
Yeah, it took me a bit to realize you actually had to click on them to get the rest of the joke too. I was thinking the same Pandora….wtf these aren’t funny.
thats a classic one….didnt get it at first but caught up>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LOL did the same thing also hehe
This is a super sight. Simply dig it=)
well I just wanna say that I did not do that(:
but idk why everyones saying the joke was gay… it was funny!
it was the man who was gay!
I kinda did the same thing pandora lol, but i figured it out quick when the first couple jokes weren’t funny and didn’t make sense lol…..and this joke wasn’t funny at all
FOR FUTURE READERS ALL I WANNA SAY IS…THIS JOKE IS NOT MADE TO SLAM GAYS OR ANYTHING LIKE THT….^^ JUST A JOKE^^
Hey Pandora – same here. I did not enjoy the joke but loved ur comment
I enjoyed reading the jokes here but i must admit reading comments are more fun and anyway i was also did the same ….
i think a lot of guys here are of same boat i.e. reading the first para and ‘is that a joke’ me too pandora, in the same boat;)
omg ive done that
its not the 13 margaritas that make him gay dumbass, he was the one who gave the blowjob! and the bartender thought he just had (received) his 1st blowjob =.=
ewww
huh… is this a joke? or some stupid little story….
sorry not funny
Either i’m a genious or you all are idiots.
No, no, I’m pretty sure I’m a genious to! Luv da jks btw. 🙂 xxxxxxxxxxx
Pota, I was confuse at 1st but after reading it again, then I was…ahhh…he is the one who gave the blowjob.
And Pandora, I experience the same… lol
dear pandora and others i 2 did it