Comments on: You’re So… (Random)

By: adzsfms

adzsfms — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:31:39 +0000

You’re so stupid you got locked in a matress store and fell asleep on the floor.

You’re so fat you sat on a rainbow and it smiled.

bob — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:11:03 +0000

nice no offence but i have heard better

hello — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:25:05 +0000

You’re so fat, that when you stepped on a weight scale, it said ‘To Be Continued.”

You’re so stupid, that you wait for a stopsign to say ‘go’

You’re so fat, that people run around you for excercise.

You’re so fat, that when you step in a shower, you’re feet don’t get wet

You’re so stupid, that you died of starvation when you were locked up in a grocery store.

nicki — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:12:29 +0000

your so fat when u have a shower ur feet dont get wet haha i love this 1

benzo — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:48:36 +0000

your so fat when you pressed up on a elavator u went down
your so small when it rains u r the last to know

Sweetyfifi_82 — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 06:49:12 +0000

I think some parts are too harsh…don’t be so cruel…

Kieron — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:54:30 +0000

your so ugly ugly your husband goes everywhere alone….. that is so lame, it stopped me from laughing at all the other great ones…

19RAD — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:11:23 +0000

one more xD

you’re so fat that your belt size is “equator”

19RAD — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:10:51 +0000

you’re so dumb it takes you an hour to cook 2 minute noodles

you’re so fat:
- when you go to the beach the whales come out singing “we are family”
- you sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

Anti Christ — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:48:14 +0000

hehe these shall be of great use….