You’re So… (Random)
You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company. You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck. You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World. You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World. You're so fat you saw 90210 on a [...]
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IRockYoSoxBro: If your father didn’t cut holes in your pockets at Christmas, you wouldn’t have anything to play with.
“you’re so ugly when you walked in public everybody screamed terrorist attack!!
You’re so ugly, yo’ mama had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you!!
your so fat u went to the aquarium and the whales started to sing, ‘we are family’
your so dumb that you make blondes look smart
youre so fat that when you stepped on a continent you sank it
you are so ugly that not even barney sang ‘i love you you love me’
You so stupid you stoped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
you so stupid you put lipstick on your forehead to make up your mind
You so stupid you went to the Super Bowl and brought your spoon
Infact u so ugly i can’t even make up a joke about u
r so fat when u walk in a car park it said “please remove the car”
ur so dumb u went to a black man and said have u bin roling in mud
There were 3 girls, 1 brunette, 1 blonde & 1 brown. They were getting chased by the cops. They saw 3 sacks and went in them. The cops first kicked the one that the brunette is in and she said “MEOW” and the cops said “Oh it’s just a cat. They kicked the second sack with the brown haired one and she said “WOOF” and they said “Oh it’s just a dog AND THEN they kicked the last sack with the blonde in it and she said “PO TA TO” and they took her to court. If you don’t get it it’s because the blonde was in a SACK and potatoes are usually in a sack so she said: potato.
You’re so ugly you threw a boomarang and it never came back!
ur so ugly u went in a pet store and when u went out the alarm went off
LOL my favorite joke is You’re so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.
You’re so dumb your brain is smaller than a peanut…dats not dat funny XD i made it up
your so stupid because u dont get this joke
ur so tall u stood up andtouched the sun. lol
Your so stupid you thought fruit punch was a gay boxer. HA.
You’re so Pathetic Shameless Fat useless & Dirty Desperate ugly looking your husband goes alone everywhere …
You’re so ugly Dysfunctional looking, every-time your mother looks at you she says to herself, “Damn, I shouldn’t just given head.”
you re so Ugly Fat whenever you does Bend Over i could see those Greasy Butter Melting down from your dirty smelly lose Rectum
you re so Ugly Fat whenever you does Bend Over i could see those Nasty lose Rectum is hanging down like those juicy beehives is dripping from the tree
you are so Desperate Ugly you will do any John walking down the street just to be keeping yourself Cheap & Cheerful looking everyday
you are so Desperate Ugly you re willingly & happily to do any John walking down anywhere for an extras few smiles over your sad face
you are so Ugly & Desperate you re willingly & happily to do any John walking down anywhere for an $2
If you like to Keep your Cheap Dye Job, You better Keep your Mouth Off!
you are so Ugly & Desperate looking even i try to sell you for $2 on Yards Sale, nobody wants to buy you
You re so tired ugly lousy old & smelly, when you spreads your legs I get sea sick
You re so Ugly & smelly, when you spread your legs you could kill a flies or insects
You re so smelly, Stupid Dirty Filthy Fat & Ugly Retard, when you were being delivered, the Doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
You re so ugly Nasty Looking bald Tired old Troll, You has 7 years of Bad Luck just trying to look at yourself in the mirror never mind
You re so Fugly looking, You gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween ..
You re so Dirty, Filthy, Smelly & ugly old next to to you a skunk smells sweet .
re so ugly Bald & smelly Old, you made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down,and Ban come off strike
You’re so fat ugly your parents sat you in a corner and would feed you with a sling shot …
You re so ugly Bald & smelly Old, if you were my dog, I would shave its behind and make him walk backwards..
You re so 3rd class in-bred Low-life Lazy Filthy Fat ugly Bald & smelly Old Troll, you Go Smells the Real Java Coffees!
You re so ugly bald headed stupid M%$#@& F&^%$#@ Which hardly Anyone could able to Identified you as a Human Species
you’re such a Nasty tired F**king Pathetic Dirty Ugly old looking mother f%$#@*&r, when each time you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you Alive
You re so ugly Bald & smelly Old, why don’t you just Shut-up & get your Juicy dirty Fat pig Hole on the go.. right Now, you stupid Fat Ugly tired looking Pig..
You re so ugly Bald & smelly tired Old Farts, Why Don’t You go & Munch some Pork Fat up your stupid Depressed ignorant worthless Dirty Smelly Big Fat Ass..
You’re So ugly Bald & smelly tired Old Farts, I could smells Bad from miles of distance you Stupid Dirty Tired piece of Old F**K
You’re So ugly Bald & smelly Total tired Gross 2 bits Tired ugly F**king Retard old Slut like you that has been f**ked/screwed/sexed so much that your Rectum has practically been “carved” out by men penises; such as a caveman carving out a cave..
you re so totally Completely Rejected ugly Troll ! you sure are a ugly Bald headless Annoying irritating $2 Cheap 2 bits crack whore from tired troll-ville ..
you re so totally Completely Rejected ugly Troll ! your tiny penis Size is around 2inches to 3 inches likes a tooth pick
you re so totally Completely Rejected ugly Troll ! Then brag about how big their penis is, but really its not true. Also when they have an erection it is not visible, so they can walk around wit a boner all they want without being noticed. what a total tacky Pathetic tired looking naked head…
you re so totally Completely Rejected ugly Troll ! that comes with loud-mouthing piece of trash with nasty hair and a film of dirt built up on there skin