You’re So… (Random)
You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.
You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.
You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.
You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.
You're so fat you [...]
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you’re so dumb it takes you an hour to cook 2 minute noodles
you’re so fat:
- when you go to the beach the whales come out singing “we are family”
- you sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
xP
one more xD
you’re so fat that your belt size is “equator”
your so ugly ugly your husband goes everywhere alone….. that is so lame, it stopped me from laughing at all the other great ones…
I think some parts are too harsh…don’t be so cruel…
your so fat when you pressed up on a elavator u went down
your so small when it rains u r the last to know
your so fat when u have a shower ur feet dont get wet haha i love this 1
You’re so fat, that when you stepped on a weight scale, it said ‘To Be Continued.”
You’re so stupid, that you wait for a stopsign to say ‘go’
You’re so fat, that people run around you for excercise.
You’re so fat, that when you step in a shower, you’re feet don’t get wet
You’re so stupid, that you died of starvation when you were locked up in a grocery store.
nice no offence but i have heard better
You’re so stupid you got locked in a matress store and fell asleep on the floor.
You’re so fat you sat on a rainbow and it smiled.
Aaaaahahahahahaahahahaaa!
You are so fat that when you stand on the scale you say: hey! that’s my phone number!
You are so nasty that you need salt water to clean your crabs (that one is a bit hard to understand, but if you’re wierd you should get it)
You are so stupid that you got hit by a parked car.
You are so stupid you took a knife to a gun fight.
You are so slow it took you two hours to decide whether to be the 6 or the 9.
You are so fat that when you walk into a mall they tell you: You are not allowed to park your van inside.
You are so stupid you go to the supermarket because you think you’ll get superpowers.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow shirt and jump out of a window, everybody thinks its time to go to bed.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow shirt all the kids think its time to go to school.
(This one is a Yo Momma, but so worth it!)
Yo momma is so stupid she adopted YOU!
You’re so old that you were alive when the Dead Sea was just sick.
You’re so fat that you wear 3 different shirt sizes:extra large, jumbo, and oh my god it’s comming towards me!!!!!!!
You’re so ugly, that when people sleeps at night, there get nightmares, terrors & scared! in there dreams.
You’re so ugly, that when people sleeps at night, there get nightmares, terrors & scared! in there dreams like Zombie Attacks
You’re so fat, you could only exercise with your big fat mouth for energy
You’re so fat, that you never left home , which makes you watch only T.V. and surfing the Remote Control that makes you think you had work hard for the day
You’re so fat & Lazy, that all the people run air-an for you all the Time makes you think you own the world
You’re so fat & ugly, that all the people have to run across the opposite direction for the space you taken from them
You’re so fat, the little kids pointed out to there parent, mummy there the Bab a Jumbo Elephant !
You’re so fat, you could roll over instead of walking
You’re so fat, when you were in the Zoo, those Chimes thought you were there relatives
You’re so ugly, they let you park in handicapped spaces.
Your girlfriend is so ugly, OPP meas, “Oh, please, put it away!”
You’re so ugly, they let you on a Haunted House to Scares away the Wicket Ghost away
You’re so ugly, they let you on a Haunted House to Scares away the Wicket Ghost away
You’re so ugly, they used you as a Model for Monster Wax Museums
You’re so ugly, you got a Free Life-Time Memberships for Horror Wax Museums
You’re so ugly, you got Mistaken from Run Away Baboon from the Zoo
You’re so ugly, in the Airport the Customs let you pass threw detectors instead of Causing a Big Chaos in the Crowds
You’re so ugly, your husband has go out & cheat with another 2 Bits Sluts outsides for a quick y
You’re so ugly, your husband stop having sex with you & end up loving foods more then you
You’re so ugly, your husband end up turning tricks in a 2 bits alley for a hobby as a past time
You’re so ugly, your husband though he must be drunk or Stone high when he married your ugly fat ass
You’re so ugly, you married a drug addict so there don’t know the difference looking at your ugly ass caused there are high all the time
You’re so ugly, your husband though of using you as a punching bag for boxing match
You’re so ugly, your husband end up marrying you caused you could do his dirty work round the clock’s 24 – 7
You’re so ugly, your husband knew you would be a good & Cheap servant to hire then pay one full time
You’re so ugly, your husband end up staying late at work with a sexy & beautiful secretaries for regular over time
You’re so ugly, the computer automatically deleted your face picture
You’re so ugly, you aren’t you are Ban from the Face book used
You’re so ugly, No one cares you exists in Face Book
You’re so ugly, everyone Blocks you from the Face Book