You’re So… (Random)
You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.
You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.
You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.
You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.
You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake!
You're so old you drove a chariot to school.
You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."
You're so small, you pose for trophies.
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!
You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.
You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.
You're so ugly, when you walk into taco bell, EVERYONE runs for the border!
What'd You Think?
(132 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)
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you are ugly tired old & Bald as a Coconut & a Tired Total Ugly Gross Creep, i won’t even used my remote control to F**k you ..
Your so dumb it took you half an hour to cook one minute rice.
Ur so dumb u comments are dumb everything dumb
You’re so Filthy & Smelly ugly Fat, Only way to take your pictures is from out the Satellites
your so old you sat beside jesus in 1st grade
your so old you left your purse on noah arc
your so ugly you make michel jackson look like brad pitt
ur soo ugly that when ur mom dropped u off at school she got a ticket for littering
the one were it says your so stupid you threw a rock at ground and missed lol lol lol lol ha! HA! HA! HA!
the one were it sas your so stupid when u tried to trow a rock at th ground u missed lol lol lol HA! HA! HA!
your momma so ugly when she went grocery shopping they thought she was the garbage can.
i think thats a bit funny i found that on a website.
your stupid you ate goldfish crackers to be a goldfish.
your mama is so fat when she pressed up she went down
your soo dumb that yu locked yure seld in a supermarket and starved to death! HA HA HA! lol!! -_-
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lo.l imeen self insted uvv seld on ma joke
Your so ugly when ur dad saw u after u wa delivered!! he high fived u and said! ” Dude Lets just be Friends”
you’re so fat when you go to the beach the whales sing ‘we are family’
HAHAHAHAH LOL
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you are so ugly when you were born your parents asked for a refund
your so fat your hieght stays the same when your stood up and led down!! :L
your mom is so old, she knew mr.clean wen he had a afro!
u so poor when i ask if i could use ur toilet you said chose a corner
U mom so stupid she put paper on the tv and called it paper virew
You’re so stupid you brought a spoon to the superbowl
your mums so dumb that she had to climb a glass door to see whats on the other side
YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE STUCK A BATTERY UP HER BUTT AND SAID I GOT THA POWER!!
your lips are so ashy when you got out of the car we thought you were eating a powdered donut.
yo mamma is so faty the only letters in the alphabet she knows is KFC
hehhehehehehe
your so ugly when u pass buy the toilet it flushes by it self
your so black when u went to night school they marked u as absent
your so ugly when u went 2 Tokyo people started screaming GODZILLA
yo mamas so poor , wen i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her what she was doing … and she .. “moving house”
Your so stupid you tried to commit suicide by jumping out your basement window
you’re mum’s so fat, her dress size is.. “b**ch loose some weight!”
BAHAHA!!!!!!!!
You’re so stupid, you’d fail a survey.
You’re so stupid I bet you think Taco Bell is a phone company in Texas.
you’re so fat that when you told me your phone number i thought it was your weight
your so fat that when you went to the beach the whales started singing “we are family”
your so fat that the only thing stopping you from taking a vacation is the front door
your so fat that when you sat on a rainbow skittles fell out
your so fat that to get you in and out of the house they have to grease the sides of the door and hold a twinkie in front of your face
You’re So Dirty Filthy Tired ugly looking Loser, your care takers Sat you in a corner and feed you with a sling shot
If Only dirty filthy Fat & ugliness was a crime, you would be the first one get the electric chair
You re so Stupid dumb Lazy fat useless Loser…it took you one an hour to boil few egg instead of few minutes ….
you have bracelt that says best friends…but you dont even have any friends
your daddy so lame when he get a flip up phone he think he upgraded
your mama so fat she sat on an iphone it became an ipad
i love these haha!! i love the ones that go, ” you’re so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed. && you’re so ugly you make blind kids cry!” hahah!!! xD