You’re So… (Random)
You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.
You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.
You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.
You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.
You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.
You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake!
You're so old you drove a chariot to school.
You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."
You're so small, you pose for trophies.
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!
You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.
You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.
You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.
You're so ugly, when you walk into taco bell, EVERYONE runs for the border!
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you’re so dumb it takes you an hour to cook 2 minute noodles
you’re so fat:
- when you go to the beach the whales come out singing “we are family”
- you sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
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one more xD
you’re so fat that your belt size is “equator”
your so ugly ugly your husband goes everywhere alone….. that is so lame, it stopped me from laughing at all the other great ones…
I think some parts are too harsh…don’t be so cruel…
your so fat when you pressed up on a elavator u went down
your so small when it rains u r the last to know
your so fat when u have a shower ur feet dont get wet haha i love this 1
You’re so fat, that when you stepped on a weight scale, it said ‘To Be Continued.”
You’re so stupid, that you wait for a stopsign to say ‘go’
You’re so fat, that people run around you for excercise.
You’re so fat, that when you step in a shower, you’re feet don’t get wet
You’re so stupid, that you died of starvation when you were locked up in a grocery store.
nice no offence but i have heard better
You’re so stupid you got locked in a matress store and fell asleep on the floor.
You’re so fat you sat on a rainbow and it smiled.