Your Dog Is Dead

A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examined the dog's still, limp body and sadly informed the man that his dog was dead. Saddened at the loss of his best friend, the man asked the doctor if he could please try one last time to revive the dog. The doctor went into another [...]

Your Dog Is Dead

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Your Dog Is Dead was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 at 10:01 pmin Clean Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Dead Daddy Long Legs, Dead Presidents, I Need A “Seven Hundred Ten” Please, Newfangled Diagnosis Machine, Anything For Love.

14 Comments to “Your Dog Is Dead”

• Pinkey says:

  September 12, 2007 at 1:00 am

  I love it, thats funny
• wow ur gay says:

  September 12, 2007 at 5:42 pm

  ^wow ur an idiot. lame joke
• gene says:

  September 13, 2007 at 9:55 pm

  hope you like this one
• what!!! says:

  September 13, 2007 at 11:38 pm

  that was so gay
• what!!! says:

  September 13, 2007 at 11:38 pm

  thats so gay
• Kiko says:

  September 14, 2007 at 2:20 pm

  I hated this joke
• CaSsIe says:

  September 17, 2007 at 5:52 pm

  Wow. The people here are really harsh. Nice try, though.
• ferdinand says:

  September 20, 2007 at 9:44 am

  STUPID
• Jazz says:

  October 18, 2007 at 6:56 am

  that was funny
• Kris says:

  January 15, 2008 at 5:41 pm

  Try harder next time.
• Ashley says:

  December 3, 2008 at 9:18 pm

  lol
• IrritatedOyster says:

  March 12, 2009 at 1:32 am

  Pfffft.
• :P says:

  March 25, 2009 at 9:23 am

  lame….
• angii says:

  July 9, 2009 at 11:05 am

  whakk…