You Might Be From The South If…
Ok, so we've pretty much beat the Redneck Jokes all to hell, so how about something alittle bit different - yet with a similar flavor (kinda like how everything tastes like chicken). So, just in case you weren't sure, you might be from the South if... You take your dog for a walk and you [...]
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You Might Be From The South If…
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wow
i am first to write
yeah the ‘joke’ sucks
you go to family reunions to meet women
i hate being sterotyped
If you have a couster in stead of a sister. meaning you are sister and brother, also couson’s
Not bad jokes, but they aren’t true. Like all jokes.
I like em.
HAH! Lauren’s a redneck! I mean…… “from the south”
betty what rubbish r u sayin ??
Wats the stereotype against guys frm the south?
if you put french fries in your car AC vents to cool em down
lol the one about a rag being used for a gas cap is so true!!
I live in alabama and i see that all the time
I live in alabama and im sad to addmit i do all of thouse things:(
2,5,17 havent been true for me, but they have for either family members or friends. hahaha!!! im a redneck but i dont really care about the jokes. some are really funny
how do you castrate a redneck
kick his sister in the jaw
You might be from the South if you were thinking of a divorce, but you’re not sure if that means you will no longer be brother and sister.
im from texas and i havnt done anthing like that..but that was a funny joke lol
If you have your wedding at Wal-mart just because its easier to return the gifts.
If your a half hour late to pick up your date and when you finally get there her daddy’s sittin on the front porch with his shot gun and says hey boy guess who else is lite and you don’t get it.
i been to sum places where da people really like dat, so i really lafed my ass off cuz ive seen dat shiz for real
I’ve lived in mwany places and the South was definetly one of the most entertaining… but if you know how much hay can be stuufed in your truck then congratulations you can do basisecond grade math!!! Hahaha… jk i’m sur if you the amount of hay you have a good reason like you have to feed your kids (baby goats)
Hey sorry about my grammar mistakes remember i use to live in the south. LOL
not gunny
i meant..not funny
you say fixin’ to instead of about to.
wow! intersting
redneck porchmonkeys
You might be from the south if your wifes earrings are your fishing hooks. Haha i thought that was funny.
U might be from the south if your vehichle is taller than your house.:D
you might be from the south if your 2 year old has more teeth than u do
The teeth comment is SOOOO true!!!!
You might be from the south if your definition of taking a bubble bath is eating beans before you go to bed.
you might be from the south if your bathroom is a hole
You know your a redneck when you leave your christmas lights out on your front porch ALL yeah long!! HAHAHA ( i thought it was so funny but im a blonde so yeah haha) ♥
I am from the south (South Carolina). I live near Greenville so I don’t know if these things happen around here. Maybe out in the country where my grandpa lives. He does say silly things… he also failed 1st grade… he did not like the teacher so he skiped school a lot…
you know takin a dip aint talkin bout swimmin
if youve ever staerd at a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate.
if your mom can tell a state trooper to kiss her ass without taking the marlboro out of her mouth
those are quite possibly the worst “you might be from the south” collection ive ever seen!
joke sucks “hard lollipops”!!!!!!!!!!!! (:
you might be from the south if your idea of a party is sitting in the garge drinkin a beer and have you niece pour you a shot of Black Velvt
ok so it’s only not funny to those of you that it isn’t true for…
Is VA considered in the south? I was born an raised here. And no I’m NOT a redneck so don’t that say I am!
i’m an aussie so i don’t know if it counts but after reading this i truely believe my family are ALL rednecks lmao!!! there’s so many things there that someone along the lines has done!!
this so funny what type of person won’t get on this
VA is considered the south. Bush up on your history of Arlington Cemetery and General Robert E. Lee. BTW… I’m from back woods Alabama, and have a Masters in Architectural Design. We’re not all “Red Necks.”
im a redneck and i approve this message
I’m from the south but the exagerations are comical!
you know your a red neck when someone tells a red neck joke and you get offended cause you did it