You Might Be From The South If…
Ok, so we've pretty much beat the Redneck Jokes all to hell, so how about something alittle bit different - yet with a similar flavor (kinda like how everything tastes like chicken). So, just in case you weren't sure, you might be from the South if...
You take your dog for a walk and you both [...]
You Might Be From The South If…


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wow
i am first to write
yeah the ‘joke’ sucks
you go to family reunions to meet women
i hate being sterotyped
If you have a couster in stead of a sister. meaning you are sister and brother, also couson’s
Not bad jokes, but they aren’t true. Like all jokes.
I like em.
HAH! Lauren’s a redneck! I mean…… “from the south”
betty what rubbish r u sayin ??
Wats the stereotype against guys frm the south?
if you put french fries in your car AC vents to cool em down
lol the one about a rag being used for a gas cap is so true!!
I live in alabama and i see that all the time
I live in alabama and im sad to addmit i do all of thouse things:(
2,5,17 havent been true for me, but they have for either family members or friends. hahaha!!! im a redneck but i dont really care about the jokes. some are really funny
how do you castrate a redneck
kick his sister in the jaw
You might be from the South if you were thinking of a divorce, but you’re not sure if that means you will no longer be brother and sister.
im from texas and i havnt done anthing like that..but that was a funny joke lol
If you have your wedding at Wal-mart just because its easier to return the gifts.
If your a half hour late to pick up your date and when you finally get there her daddy’s sittin on the front porch with his shot gun and says hey boy guess who else is lite and you don’t get it.
i been to sum places where da people really like dat, so i really lafed my ass off cuz ive seen dat shiz for real
I’ve lived in mwany places and the South was definetly one of the most entertaining… but if you know how much hay can be stuufed in your truck then congratulations you can do basisecond grade math!!! Hahaha… jk i’m sur if you the amount of hay you have a good reason like you have to feed your kids (baby goats)
Hey sorry about my grammar mistakes remember i use to live in the south. LOL
not gunny
i meant..not funny
you say fixin’ to instead of about to.
wow! intersting
redneck porchmonkeys
You might be from the south if your wifes earrings are your fishing hooks. Haha i thought that was funny.
U might be from the south if your vehichle is taller than your house.:D
you might be from the south if your 2 year old has more teeth than u do
The teeth comment is SOOOO true!!!!
You might be from the south if your definition of taking a bubble bath is eating beans before you go to bed.
you might be from the south if your bathroom is a hole