You Might Be From The South If…


Ok, so we’ve pretty much beat the Redneck Jokes all to hell, so how about something alittle bit different - yet with a similar flavor (kinda like how everything tastes like chicken). So, just in case you weren’t sure, you might be from the South if…

  • You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
  • Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
  • Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
  • You’ve been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
  • You burn your yard rather than mow it.
  • You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
  • The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
  • Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
  • Your house doesn’t have curtains but your truck does.
  • You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don’t want it.
  • You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
  • You come back from the dump with more than you took.
  • You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
  • A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of home improvements.
  • You’ve ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
  • You use a rag for a gas cap on your pickup truck (or car).
  • You’ve ever hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
  • You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.

Feel free to add your own in the comments below.  Don’t be bashful!

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6 Responses to “You Might Be From The South If…”

  1. 6
    Stoob Says:

    HAH! Lauren’s a redneck! I mean…… “from the south”

  2. 5
    CD Says:

    Not bad jokes, but they aren’t true. Like all jokes.
    I like em.

  3. 4
    Betty Says:

    If you have a couster in stead of a sister. meaning you are sister and brother, also couson’s

  4. 3
    Lauren Says:

    i hate being sterotyped

  5. 2
    joseph Says:

    you go to family reunions to meet women

  6. 1
    Nomad_Chick Says:

    wow
    i am first to write
    yeah the ‘joke’ sucks

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