You Might Be From The South If…

Ok, so we’ve pretty much beat the Redneck Jokes all to hell, so how about something alittle bit different - yet with a similar flavor (kinda like how everything tastes like chicken). So, just in case you weren’t sure, you might be from the South if…

• You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
• Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
• Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.
• You’ve been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
• You burn your yard rather than mow it.
• You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
• The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
• Your entire family sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
• Your house doesn’t have curtains but your truck does.
• You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don’t want it.
• You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
• You come back from the dump with more than you took.
• You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
• A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of home improvements.
• You’ve ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
• You use a rag for a gas cap on your pickup truck (or car).
• You’ve ever hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
• You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter.

Feel free to add your own in the comments below.  Don’t be bashful!

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You Might Be From The South If… was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 at 1:16 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Other Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , You Might Be An Iraqi If…, Biker Bullies, Redneck Barbie, Some Pretty Funny Short Jokes, Won The Lottery.