You Might Be An Iraqi If…
Our apologies go out to Jeff Foxworthy for taking his Redneck jokes to the next level. This was sent to us via email by one of our troops in Iraq, as proof that even they can have a sense of humor during this time of war. So, without further ado we present... You Might Be [...]
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go to a politics site dumbs
i am a Muslim and i am not pissed its a joke site
the things thats happening in Iraq i am sorry too but take a chill duds
lol
This is bloody hilarious. There are whole lists of redneck jokes and asain jokes and christian jokes all over the internet. but say one bad word about Muslims or Iraqis and they get their back up! Get a friggin life and have a giggle at your own expense. Stop calling Jihad on everyone who doesn’t think the way you do and settle the hell down!
this joke is not funny i go with u Innocent Sinner n im from Africa
my god… thats a funny joke… america – keep killing the asses!
you all need to wrok on your grammer first of all. Secondly everyone apposed to these jokes just stand up and un twist your panties cause they are after all just jokes.
Peace Nooka
To all these people that are arguing about a single joke, I suggest you think about this: remember back in 1791 when America was blessed Freedom of Speech that the innocent people in the Middle East don’t have, we should start f**king using it. We need something to laugh at because the whole f**king world is in crisis mode. I am a 14 year old boy from Canada, if I have realised this how come nobody else f**king has. To Nirbhay, I agree with you.
i think all of u need to calm down! Rednecks, blondes, lawers, blacks, and anybody else where there are jokes about them aren’t complaining. so all of the people that are saying it is such a horible that an AMERICAN soilder made a joke, need to shut up. Why did you come to this site? because you wanted to read jokes right? You have probably already been thru the blonde jokes and laughed ur heads off. People make fun of people get over it! it has been going on for a long time. and none of you can ever say u have never made a joke about somebody else! so just shut up… get over it.
What the hell are you people so mad about? These are jokes! I didn’t know your respect for the Iraqis was overflowing into emotional turmoil! 90% of all jokes are insulting someone of a different race, religion, occupation, age and so on. I have been called a dumb blonde my whole life because of people’s need for a laugh about something that is funny but obviously not ALWAYS true. Get OVER it and if you dont like it, DONT read it! In fact dont read ANY jokes at all b/c your sense of humor will be forever impaired!
signed,
THE DUMB BLONDE!
I am on both sides. People are taking this joke a little too serisouly and its just a joke, but you guys should also think how people can really take this joke seriosuly, especially because of the war. I have seen people being tormented because of what their religion is, and it does hurt. I am not takin sides but its being taken too seriosuly, first off its just a joke, chillax. Secondly, it does hurt people when you offend them. Just because one whole army in Iraq could be terrosrists it doesnt mean their people are. The Iraq army represented themselves and their people in a bad way, so dont offend them because of that. If I remember correctly, this is similar to how the Holocaust began.
hey my name is spc ellis and im in iraq right now. iraq sucks and when i read these jokes it made me laugh so if you have never been over here and all the info you get is out of a book then fu*# off. those jokes are funny because there pretty much true. ITS JUST A JOKE
INNOCENT SINNER AND BLACK JEWEL ARE BOTH OBVIOUSLY NOT REALLY BRIGHT AND COMPLETELY UNINFORMED OF THE SITUATION IN IRAQ. WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY OIL FROM HERE BY THE WAY. WE HAVENT KILLED MILLIONS OF ANYBODY, MUCH LESS INNOCENTS. IT MUST BE REALLY EASY TO SIT IN DENMARK AND TALK TRASH FROM SAFETY. COME TO THINK OF IT WOULDNT YOU BE SPEAKING GERMAN UNDER THE THIRD REICH RIGHT NOW IF IT WERENT FOR THE AWFUL PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES. IM PRETTY SURE I HAVE MY HISTORY CORRECT UNLIKE YOU, SO PISS OFF. FROM IRAQ
i just think its a crap joke
Wow, this is just ridiculous.
Everyone needs to chill out. Every person that has commented has obviously came to this website with intentions of making fun of someone other than themselves and clicked on the joke about an iraqi. Each one of you ( and me ) are all at fault for the same stuff. Iraqis make jokes about Americans and Rednecks and Dumb Blondes and you dont see us gettin pissy. You shouldnt have looked at JOKE Website you dumbass.
Ok.Maybe it is offensive but than again it is a joke.Don’t take it too seriously.I know and I am aware of the sufferings in Iraq.I dont tink innocent people are being killed over there.Instead they are being helped and care for.Come on.Have a good laugh.It is quit funny.
And by the way, I’m a muslim.Peace people.Peace!
HONESTLY this goes out to rizwan waqas and sara and all those offended …….. CHILL its a racial joke who cares there are thousands around the world and if you dont wanna read it DONT otherwise deal with it
……i wonder about the world sometimes…….
lmao
‘cant afford shoes’
great fun reading the comments .il return 2 this site again .jokes r gud 2
u guys are alwaus arguing!! its a joke! wen u come on this site u set urself up to hear jokes!!! stip being sso emotionally!! we dont care about how u feel! so keep it to urslef!!!!
You Might Be American If…
You have nothing against firearms and think every man and women should own at least one or more.
You know McDonalds Meals come in two styles: large and extra large.
The very same people who believe that Jesus is the son of god, as well as God himself, and that Mary had given birth to Jesus even tho she is a virgin wants to judge us for believing that we will get 70virgins for committing an act of suicide in faith?
Firstly, what was the reason that America invaded Iraq? Because they believed that they had nuclear weapons which could harm the whole world.. How many weapons of mass destruction have they found? 0, how long have they been there? Too long. The reason why America had invaded iraq was to steal their natural resources, if they haven’t found any weapons of mass destruction what are they still doing in Iraq?.. America is under recession, they are the country with the most debt in the world and they are in major trouble.. All of the major companies are going down under.. Just look at general motors.. Do u think this has nothing to do with the fact that America is still in Iraq?? Maybe we should look closely at the fact that America themselves has the most powerful nuclear weapons, why do they think that they have the right to own such weapons and other countries are not allowed to? I’m sorry but the genocide which is happening in America is solely the faults of the American’s themselves.. The thing i find most troubling is that you dumb American’s actually allow then to feed you all the silly unrealistic propaganda and you believe whatever they tell you because u want to live the “American Dream”… Well guess what! Your country is broke and have to exploit other countries in order to survive… And they use the people in your family as bait in order to get what they want!
ahah yes. good jokes. haha. I love how some people act personal to this. idiots.
to Kevin A.K.A. Bugz Money
“To all these people that are arguing about a single joke, I suggest you think about this: remember back in 1791 when America was blessed Freedom of Speech that the innocent people in the Middle East don’t have, we should start f**king using it. We need something to laugh at because the whole f**king world is in crisis mode. I am a 14 year old boy from Canada, if I have realised this how come nobody else f**king has. To Nirbhay, I agree with you.”
Americans are full of shit. This world crisis you’re talking about is because of America, the whole iraq war was just another excuse to get money.
No one has ‘realized’ this because you’re a fucking 14 year old.
Grow up.
at least V has got a brain
Usa are sadly war criminals and complicit in outlaw ”israel’s” genocide and racism. Perhaps it is their diets, heretisms and ignorance.
hilarious!!! (Im muslim and half arab and everything else in the world and im serious i take no offence of this at all well because im very very mixed all us muslims need to relax everyone likes 2 make fun of each other go read some jew or redneck jokes if it will make u happy)
I’m muslim and i dont find it offensive but i dont find it lmao funny either
well, it offensive cause people say whateva they want. but u should try harder next time lol its not funny at all =)
LOL I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH rebellion 2 obamma p.s. muslims are d***s
iraqii is a fag ..l.,
well well wellll……….
Iam American andd ii believe that those jokes arent funny at all cuzz of many reasons such as:
-Not true At ALL
-People think of iraq that way because they dont have a good living conditions like us all.
- I have lived in england for more than 20 years and most of the educators, the most successful doctors and the mosstt open minded people are iraqies
- Not only iraqiess think Bacon is uncleann becuase there areee lotsss of people from different fukeen nations think of the same especiallly wheeennn swine flu came into existanceeeee………………………
I swear to god if i wouldd writeee jokess about other people from different nations like france america or britian ii wouldd fuken fill the websiteeeee of reall jokesss nottt made by youuu smartt assss.
SOOO THINKKK TWICE YEAHH THEY ARE FUKEN JOKES WE GETTT ITT BUT THEYY ARE RELLY OFFENSIVEE ANDD AS THEY ARE NOT TRUEEEE ANDD SHOULDD FUKENN THINK OFF RIGHT JOKES TOO SAYYY. JOKES ARENT FUNNY AT ALL IF THEY WERE UNREALLLLLL… THEY WEREEEE …… DRY….. Oppss SORRY THAT MEANT TO BE A JOKEE …:)
mann you seriouss
they aree soo fukeen …………….(DRYY)
thinnk off betterr jokes and post themm next timmeee
or you know what GO DIEEE, you and the people that thinkk ” its only a jokee ” fuken hell you makee iraq sound likeee shiitttt you littlee 14, 16 , 15 year olds ! haaaah