You Might Be A Redneck Jedi IF…

. . . you use your lightsaber to cut the bottlecap off a beer. . . . you say "these are not the beers you are looking for." . . . that "disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans. . . . the inside of your house looks more like Dagobah than the outside. . . [...]

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You Might Be A Redneck Jedi IF… was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 10:29 amin Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Redneck Vasectomy , You Might Be a Redneck IF… , Smart Redneck , Redneck Computer Jargon , Proper Redneck Ways To Behave While Driving .

6 Comments to “You Might Be A Redneck Jedi IF…”

RAD19 says:

January 17, 2008 at 3:41 pm

too long, too many
i got bored half way through…
Goudi says:

March 28, 2008 at 10:25 am

THIS ROCKS. READ THIS. RATE IT 5. THIS KICKS A@@#. READ THIS. WHOEVER POSTED THIS IS COOL. HI
Tyler says:

October 7, 2008 at 10:18 pm

Rad19, from the dark side, aren’t you? Rock, this joke did. Stop with the yoda impersonations, I must.
Beowulf Walton says:

June 2, 2009 at 11:13 am

Since i am both a redneck and a jedi, i applaud whoever posted this page.
Joe says:

February 1, 2010 at 7:49 am

Awesome. I’m from Arkansas and I could have found many, many uses for a light saber there………..
coco shenel says:

March 3, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Who ever wrote this, give me some matirial.Peace.