You Might Be a Redneck IF…
Note: This "Redneck Test" was taken from Jeff Foxworthy's 1997 Calendar. These, and all proceeding "You Might Be a Redneck If", jokes were written by him. You Might Be a Redneck IF . . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's. . . . you think watching professional [...]
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[...] apologies go out to Jeff Foxworthy for taking his Redneck jokes to the next level. This was sent to us via email by one of our troops [...]
[...] apologies go out to Jeff Foxworthy for taking his Redneck jokes to the next level. This was sent to us via email by one of our troops [...]
. . . you store your fried chicken in the cupboard.
…your idea of football is putting a ball on your foot.
…you changed the bible from saying god to saying chuck norris
…you own more cars than tires.
You are invited to a Hoe Down and you accept and throw your girlfriend on the ground
You have more furniture on your lawn/porch than in your house
If you have been married to moore than 4 people!
Also if you have a dog named david!!
Or is your name is DAVID STANTON!!!
UR THAT UGLY WEN U WER BORN THE DOCTOR SLAPPED UR MAM AND CHASED UR STEP DA
if you think the highway to hell is the road to your in laws
if you think are you smarter than a fifth grader is a test in seventh grade
[...] he is a very popular comedian with a special gift for insights into the culture of Rednecks – his you might be a redneck if…. jokes are very popular…. I grew up in the south and can’t understand why some of them are [...]