You Might Be a Redneck IF…

Note: This "Redneck Test" was taken from Jeff Foxworthy's 1997 Calendar. These, and all proceeding "You Might Be a Redneck If", jokes were written by him. You Might Be a Redneck IF . . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's. . . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay. . [...]

You Might Be a Redneck IF…

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You Might Be a Redneck IF… was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 10:22 amin Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Redneck Computer , More “You Might Be A Redneck If…” Jokes , Even More “You Might Be A Redneck If” Foxworthy Jokes , Redneck Logic , You Might Be A Redneck Jedi IF… .

6 Comments to “You Might Be a Redneck IF…”

• Need a Laugh || Jokes || Funny EMail » Blog Archive » You Might Be An Iraqi If… says:

  March 20, 2008 at 7:21 am

  [...] apologies go out to Jeff Foxworthy for taking his Redneck jokes to the next level. This was sent to us via email by one of our troops [...]
• You Might Be An Iraqi If… | Jokes & Humor [ Photos - Video - Happy ] 24 hours says:

  September 27, 2008 at 11:34 am

  [...] apologies go out to Jeff Foxworthy for taking his Redneck jokes to the next level. This was sent to us via email by one of our troops [...]
• Garrett says:

  January 8, 2009 at 4:20 pm

  . . . you store your fried chicken in the cupboard.
• ali huber says:

  August 17, 2009 at 11:49 pm

  …your idea of football is putting a ball on your foot.
• chuck norris says:

  September 10, 2009 at 8:16 pm

  …you changed the bible from saying god to saying chuck norris
• Tyler says:

  March 17, 2010 at 10:27 am

  …you own more cars than tires.