You Might be a Lawyer If…
You are charging someone for reading these jokes.
The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.
You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
Your other car is a BMW.
When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.



DON’T REALLY GET IT
JESUS !!!!! I GET NOW hahahahahah LAWYERS
that was really pathetic . . . there could be so many better lines, the only one on there I liked was the kid one . . .