You Might be a Lawyer If…

You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long. You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill. Your other car is a BMW. When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer. When your wife says "I love you," [...]

You Might be a Lawyer If…

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You Might be a Lawyer If… was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:41 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Q&A Lawyer Jokes , Lawyer Q and A , Honest Lawyer , More Lawyer Q and A , Short Lawyer Jokes .

4 Comments to “You Might be a Lawyer If…”

• NS MOLULA says:

  January 17, 2008 at 8:28 am

  DON’T REALLY GET IT
• NS MOLULA says:

  January 17, 2008 at 8:29 am

  JESUS !!!!! I GET NOW hahahahahah LAWYERS
• Jezzebelle says:

  February 25, 2008 at 11:23 pm

  that was really pathetic . . . there could be so many better lines, the only one on there I liked was the kid one . . .
• West Side Story Fan says:

  July 13, 2010 at 11:21 pm

  One of the few jokes on this site that should have been longer!