You Might be a Lawyer If…

You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.

You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

Your other car is a BMW.

When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

When your wife says “I love you,” you cross-examine her.

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You Might be a Lawyer If… was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:41 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , It’s Tax Time, Sharpen Your Pencils, Lawyer Q and A, Honest Lawyer, Fav Links, Ooh! Some Good Short Jokes!.