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You Might be a Lawyer If…

You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.

You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

Your other car is a BMW.

When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

What'd You Think?

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You Might be a Lawyer If… was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:41 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Q&A Lawyer Jokes, Lawyer Q and A, Honest Lawyer, More Lawyer Q and A, Short Lawyer Jokes.

3 Comments to “You Might be a Lawyer If…”

NS MOLULA says:

January 17, 2008 at 8:28 am

DON’T REALLY GET IT
NS MOLULA says:

January 17, 2008 at 8:29 am

JESUS !!!!! I GET NOW hahahahahah LAWYERS
Jezzebelle says:

February 25, 2008 at 11:23 pm

that was really pathetic . . . there could be so many better lines, the only one on there I liked was the kid one . . .

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