You Know It’s Gonna Be A Bad Day When…
Here are some tell-tale signs it's gonna be a bad day. If any of these things happen, DO NOT leave the house. Crawl back into bed and start over again tomorrow.
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in [...]
You Know It’s Gonna Be A Bad Day When…



So true! Haha! I sent this one to a few of my friends.
omg i could see that happening
If any of these things happened, quite a few of them would only happen once you’ve been awake for several hours. So “crawling back into bed and starting over” wouldn’t really be an option anymore.
cool joke didnt understand