You Know It’s Gonna Be A Bad Day When…

Here are some tell-tale signs it's gonna be a bad day. If any of these things happen, DO NOT leave the house. Crawl back into bed and start over again tomorrow.

• You wake up face down on the pavement.
• You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
• You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
• Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
• Your income check bounces.
• Your pet rock snaps at you.
• Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
• Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
• Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
• You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

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You Know It’s Gonna Be A Bad Day When… was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 9th, 2007 at 5:32 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Mom Died – A Blonde’s Tragedy , Or What? , Differences Between You and Your Boss , The Blue Pigeon , Vasectomy Jokes .