You Can’t Have One!
One day, when Little Johnny came home from school, his mom bought him a new basketball. He went over to the new neighbors house and a little girl came out. Little Johnny said, my mommy bought me a new basketball, and you can't have one!"
The next day the little girl had a new basketball. Then, [...]

(113 votes, average: 4.22 out of 5)
that is not funny
eww
not funny at all
you guys who left comments before are haters.. its a funny joke if you think its gross dotn be reading little johnny jokes! -turds
Agreed with Gina =D LOLS. Funny joke it is =D
HAHAHAHA i love these jokes! Seems like thats all girls care about!
yup ! It’s a joke !!!
LOL! *sigh* Reasons to be a girl.
*Sigh* Reasons to be guys.
] I can name quite a few.
hahahhaha!
lol.. I have heard it b4 but its still funny!!!
`Twas humorous.
Haha.
Bit sick but good.
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that was an awesome joke i love it!!! lol…
nice whoever made that up!!
THATS SO RIGHT YOUNG BOYZ
That was perverted and funny all at once!
thats a fact .. its true .. gals can have as many as they want ….
Great joke
Funny, yet kinda porny
hell yea
shut up someone girls don’t always think about that just 95% of the time
that girl treated him
hehe
that joke kinda happned to me one time LOL
Yah, that was me Amberly. Remember when I stuck it in your…..oops!
LITTLE JONNIE GOT PO’D!
G3t0NmyLeVeL11
Hit me up on aim any one
Good one
G3t0NmyLeVeL11 =aim
it was gross and perverted but kind of funny . . . kind of
THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!! I REALLY LIKED THIS ONE!!
i love lil johnny jokes bt this aint rily that funny.