You Can’t Have One!
One day, when Little Johnny came home from school, his mom bought him a new basketball. He went over to the new neighbors house and a little girl came out. Little Johnny said, my mommy bought me a new basketball, and you can’t have one!”
The next day the little girl had a new basketball. Then, Little Johnny’s mommy bought him a new bike. Little Johnnypromptly took it over to the little girls house, and when the little girl came out he boasted “Ha Ha mommy bought me a new bike and you can’t have one”.
The next day the little girl had a new bike. Frustrated, Little Johnny took the little girl out back, pulled down his pants and said ” I got one of these and mommy said that you cant have one!” In defiance, the little girl pulled up her skirt and said “mommy said as long as I have one of these I can have all those I want!
What'd You Think?
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August 4th, 2007 at 12:51 am
that is not funny
August 6th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
eww
August 6th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
not funny at all
August 23rd, 2007 at 6:03 pm
you guys who left comments before are haters.. its a funny joke if you think its gross dotn be reading little johnny jokes! -turds
September 4th, 2007 at 8:42 am
Agreed with Gina =D LOLS. Funny joke it is =D
September 6th, 2007 at 10:37 am
HAHAHAHA i love these jokes! Seems like thats all girls care about!
September 12th, 2007 at 12:53 am
yup ! It’s a joke !!!
September 13th, 2007 at 9:46 pm
LOL! *sigh* Reasons to be a girl.
September 20th, 2007 at 10:07 am
*Sigh* Reasons to be guys. :o] I can name quite a few.
September 25th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
hahahhaha!
September 27th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
lol.. I have heard it b4 but its still funny!!!
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:39 pm
`Twas humorous.
October 9th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Haha.
Bit sick but good.
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October 12th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
that was an awesome joke i love it!!! lol…
nice whoever made that up!!
October 14th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
THATS SO RIGHT YOUNG BOYZ
October 20th, 2007 at 1:25 am
That was perverted and funny all at once!
October 24th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
thats a fact .. its true .. gals can have as many as they want ….
October 25th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Great joke
October 25th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Funny, yet kinda porny
October 29th, 2007 at 11:52 am
hell yea
November 8th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
shut up someone girls don’t always think about that just 95% of the time
November 9th, 2007 at 11:49 pm
that girl treated him
November 19th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
hehe
November 30th, 2007 at 11:19 am
that joke kinda happned to me one time LOL
January 28th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Yah, that was me Amberly. Remember when I stuck it in your…..oops!
April 30th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
LITTLE JONNIE GOT PO’D!