You Can Bet On It

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming." "Yes I do!" "Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?" "I'll take that big chair they all [...]

You Can Bet On It

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You Can Bet On It was written by F&J Staff on Friday, September 7th, 2007 at 1:18 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Lion vs Little Girl… And A Christian , Gorilla Encounter , Nice Catch , Dear Employees , Your Dog Is Dead .

12 Comments to “You Can Bet On It”

• CrazyCon says:

  September 11, 2007 at 10:52 am

  lol.
• Nick S. says:

  September 12, 2007 at 9:55 am

  Haha. Very good joke
• Eric says:

  September 27, 2007 at 2:00 pm

  hahah (whats with the southern accent?)
• JamessheA says:

  October 2, 2007 at 1:04 pm

  lol, funny
• basha says:

  November 16, 2007 at 7:39 am

  I DONT GET IT?
• Jean says:

  June 2, 2008 at 4:25 am

  i don’t get it either….
• InsaneAZN22 says:

  July 23, 2008 at 2:28 pm

  lol xDDD
• GSS says:

  August 24, 2008 at 6:13 am

  i don’t get it too.
• dat guy says:

  October 29, 2008 at 1:34 pm

  omg all u guys are dumB if all that happenes he is gonna shit himself
• Smart to dumb translator says:

  January 12, 2009 at 1:52 pm

  Da joke means if da boy gets attacked by da lion hesa gonna shit himself… Retards
• Jamie TwoTimie says:

  March 4, 2009 at 1:31 pm

  Hilarious ♥
• angii says:

  July 9, 2009 at 11:19 am

  lol!!! funny!