You Are What You Are
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth... Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
St. Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer." So the zebra went [...]
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Okay I dont get it
pretty good stuff haha
blacks dont always talk like that, i almost didnt get it
hahaha hey everybody
lol wat a racist joke lol
not very funny
Zebras are white with black stripes (the belly is white so that is the skin colour)
OKAY SNIFF UR NOT FUNNY EITHER !
Sniff is a homo
Is you is or is you ain’t ma baby?!?!?
ded funny lmao lol i really liked it does any one no any jokes about ears
i really liked it does any one no any jokes about ears
i dont get it :p
whhhaaaat?
funny but racist…
i don get it…
that was funny i didnt get it but thanx to kelli i worked it out i gt anougher joke but its a bit racist:(
…..a black kid walked into a doctors with a frog on his head he went up to the desk and the lady said whats wrong with you the frog replyed will you get this black kid off my arse!
Blacks do not all talk like that. It’s a miff.
C’mon people, this joke is listed under the category “racist jokes.” It’s SUPPOSED to be racist. If you’re going to get all snotty and offended, filter what you choose to read and stop getting intentionally butt-hurt. I would assume that no one without a sense of humor would come here…guess I’m narrow-minded. Calm down.
funny
sniff you are retarted. fo sho’ my shizzi fachizzy.. my neezy.. yeah what now.. punk!!!
boom-chakalaka out..
dueces..
joke was quite funny actually……….
i talk like dat innit bludd! there bare heads in ma gaff!y’all be tripping if y’all tink dat is funny.you prob be cotching in ya yard tinking up there baaad jokes bludd,you get me.
I’m tarded & lame as the next person but this was not funny @ all… since u put their name in it… lets see what Jesse & Al will say about this —-> will forward to local chapters of NAACP for their take. please have a bit more tact & taste when posting
that joke was pretty funny…i have a good sense of humor and i don’t get offended easily, but that frog joke was racist as h*ll!!!! that sh*t was corny anywayz!!
i get that rofl its funny >.
WTF!!??!! Racist,:( but not racist,:) Dat sht iz funny– kinda.
dam, half black n half white don’t make even half sense, and sniff can sniff this D!*% all up in yer mouth. u want a racist ass joke? if not, GETHEFFFFOUTTAHEEER!
anyways, I thought it was aaight.
uhh half black half white is not funny at all. even this gay joke was funnier than half black half white.
oh and go back to school. no one likes an improper grammar speaking person in their society
yes wery gay
yeah speak english, you know the language of the EMPIRE
that was dumb
comme on man what is this stupid joke
you god damn stupid americans. its funny because, hey white guy, you “are” a human being. hey, that black guy “is” my slave, like a tractor “is” your farm equipment
i wonder why people get sooo offended, knowing they’re on a jokes website…
I don’t think it was very funny ….. yes, zebras do have a white belly, so they do have black stripes. The funniest racist joke I heard so far was:
“If you see a black man limping through your backyard, what do you do?”
“I don’t know”
“Stop laughing and reload!”
o.o
Ha ha this is funny
Very ordinary joke, does not induce laughter.
racists are just pathetic and small minded – I mean there are thousands of things you can not like someone for – they go for the easiest and most obvious thing.
This goes for ALL racists!! Either learn to hate constructively or just learn to love.
oh and by the way this joke is linked in religious jokes too not just stupid pig headed small minded racist jokes
i undastand all the ppl that ddnt get it… they is probrably white. Lmao!
This was sooooo funny, I sent it to all my friends. I’m NOT racist, I have the family to prove it. But you have to admit that when a good racist joke comes along you can’t help but laugh.
Shhhhhh…Everyone quiet, sugarwhat23 is actually Sharpton.dundunduunn!!!
lmfaoooo pinky must be white with black stripes too. btw me is getting way to caught up in rascism. i’ll be that person is white too, stupid white people and being all “don’t be racist its bad”. Just cuz you feel bad for enslaving michael jordan’s grandpa doesnt mean every joke about a race is meant to be racist. Its all in the good humor, chill.
whats the difference between a polish grandmother and a hockey goalie??……………..the hocky goalie changes his pads after three periods….mmmm yummy…………..what the difference between regular blood and menstral blood??………….you can’t eat regular blood with a fork……barf!
that was kind of funny………….
lmfao the joke i heard was :whats the differend between a black woman and a hockey goalie…… the hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods. lol nasty.
wow, a zebra joke that makes fun of ebonics. lighten up people, it was funny, i wouldn’t even call it racist
lol that was an ok joke..
the joke was ok and williy bong-ka your jokes were just nasty, but funny LOL
lol ur joke is gug homes keep em comin