You Are What You Are
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question that’s haunted me all of my days on earth… Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”
St. Peter said, “That’s a question only God can answer.” So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, “God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?”
God simply replied “You are what you are.”
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, “Well, did God straighten out your query for you?” The zebra looked puzzled.
“No sir, God simply said ‘You are what you are.’” St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, “Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes.”
The zebra asked St. Peter, “How do you know that for certain?” “Because,” said St. Peter, “If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, “You is what you is.”
If you laughed at this, Al Sharpton and Jesse will get you… shhhhhhhhhh.
What'd You Think?
(136 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)
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October 12th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Okay I dont get it
October 12th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
pretty good stuff haha
October 12th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
blacks dont always talk like that, i almost didnt get it
October 12th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
hahaha hey everybody
October 13th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
lol wat a racist joke lol
October 14th, 2007 at 8:39 am
not very funny
Zebras are white with black stripes (the belly is white so that is the skin colour)
October 14th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
OKAY SNIFF UR NOT FUNNY EITHER !
October 15th, 2007 at 9:23 am
Sniff is a homo
October 15th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Is you is or is you ain’t ma baby?!?!?
October 16th, 2007 at 7:43 am
ded funny lmao lol i really liked it does any one no any jokes about ears
October 16th, 2007 at 7:44 am
i really liked it does any one no any jokes about ears
October 17th, 2007 at 3:50 am
i dont get it :p
October 17th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
whhhaaaat?
October 17th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
funny but racist…
October 17th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
i don get it…
October 18th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
that was funny i didnt get it but thanx to kelli i worked it out i gt anougher joke but its a bit racist:(
…..a black kid walked into a doctors with a frog on his head he went up to the desk and the lady said whats wrong with you the frog replyed will you get this black kid off my arse!
October 19th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Blacks do not all talk like that. It’s a miff.
October 19th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
C’mon people, this joke is listed under the category “racist jokes.” It’s SUPPOSED to be racist. If you’re going to get all snotty and offended, filter what you choose to read and stop getting intentionally butt-hurt. I would assume that no one without a sense of humor would come here…guess I’m narrow-minded. Calm down.
October 21st, 2007 at 4:40 am
funny
October 24th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
sniff you are retarted. fo sho’ my shizzi fachizzy.. my neezy.. yeah what now.. punk!!!
boom-chakalaka out..
dueces..
October 24th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
joke was quite funny actually……….
October 30th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
i talk like dat innit bludd! there bare heads in ma gaff!y’all be tripping if y’all tink dat is funny.you prob be cotching in ya yard tinking up there baaad jokes bludd,you get me.
October 30th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
I’m tarded & lame as the next person but this was not funny @ all… since u put their name in it… lets see what Jesse & Al will say about this —-> will forward to local chapters of NAACP for their take. please have a bit more tact & taste when posting
November 1st, 2007 at 7:09 pm
that joke was pretty funny…i have a good sense of humor and i don’t get offended easily, but that frog joke was racist as h*ll!!!! that sh*t was corny anywayz!!
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:49 am
i get that rofl its funny >.
November 9th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
WTF!!??!! Racist,:( but not racist,:) Dat sht iz funny– kinda.
November 13th, 2007 at 10:28 pm
dam, half black n half white don’t make even half sense, and sniff can sniff this D!*% all up in yer mouth. u want a racist ass joke? if not, GETHEFFFFOUTTAHEEER!
anyways, I thought it was aaight.
November 16th, 2007 at 2:07 am
uhh half black half white is not funny at all. even this gay joke was funnier than half black half white.
oh and go back to school. no one likes an improper grammar speaking person in their society
November 16th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
yes wery gay
November 16th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
yeah speak english, you know the language of the EMPIRE
November 16th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
that was dumb
November 27th, 2007 at 9:05 pm
comme on man what is this stupid joke
January 5th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
you god damn stupid americans. its funny because, hey white guy, you “are” a human being. hey, that black guy “is” my slave, like a tractor “is” your farm equipment
January 16th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
i wonder why people get sooo offended, knowing they’re on a jokes website…
January 28th, 2008 at 10:42 am
I don’t think it was very funny ….. yes, zebras do have a white belly, so they do have black stripes. The funniest racist joke I heard so far was:
“If you see a black man limping through your backyard, what do you do?”
“I don’t know”
“Stop laughing and reload!”
o.o
February 23rd, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Ha ha this is funny
February 27th, 2008 at 7:54 am
Very ordinary joke, does not induce laughter.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
racists are just pathetic and small minded - I mean there are thousands of things you can not like someone for - they go for the easiest and most obvious thing.
This goes for ALL racists!! Either learn to hate constructively or just learn to love.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
oh and by the way this joke is linked in religious jokes too not just stupid pig headed small minded racist jokes
March 13th, 2008 at 5:13 am
i undastand all the ppl that ddnt get it… they is probrably white. Lmao!
March 21st, 2008 at 11:54 pm
This was sooooo funny, I sent it to all my friends. I’m NOT racist, I have the family to prove it. But you have to admit that when a good racist joke comes along you can’t help but laugh.
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Shhhhhh…Everyone quiet, sugarwhat23 is actually Sharpton.dundunduunn!!!
March 24th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
lmfaoooo pinky must be white with black stripes too. btw me is getting way to caught up in rascism. i’ll be that person is white too, stupid white people and being all “don’t be racist its bad”. Just cuz you feel bad for enslaving michael jordan’s grandpa doesnt mean every joke about a race is meant to be racist. Its all in the good humor, chill.
March 25th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
whats the difference between a polish grandmother and a hockey goalie??……………..the hocky goalie changes his pads after three periods….mmmm yummy…………..what the difference between regular blood and menstral blood??………….you can’t eat regular blood with a fork……barf!
March 25th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
that was kind of funny………….
March 25th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
lmfao the joke i heard was :whats the differend between a black woman and a hockey goalie…… the hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods. lol nasty.
March 26th, 2008 at 12:16 am
wow, a zebra joke that makes fun of ebonics. lighten up people, it was funny, i wouldn’t even call it racist
March 26th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
lol that was an ok joke..
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:42 pm
the joke was ok and williy bong-ka your jokes were just nasty, but funny LOL