You Are What You Are
A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth... Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
St. Peter said, "That's a question only God can answer." So the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please - I must know. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?"
God simply replied "You are what you are."
The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more, who asked him, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?" The zebra looked puzzled.
"No sir, God simply said 'You are what you are.'" St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then, there you are. You are white with black stripes."
The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that for certain?" "Because," said St. Peter, "If you were black with white stripes, God would have said, "You is what you is."
If you laughed at this, Al Sharpton and Jesse will get you... shhhhhhhhhh.
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not bad pretty gud
HAHAHAHHAHHA;
THAT WAS FUNNY;
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this kind of stereotyping, even if it is a joke,is the reason why black people are still at the bottom of amerikkka’s social ladder.infact i’d say it is the reason why half the prison population in ameriKKKa is black! according to me, racial jokes are just avenues through which closet racists can air their views without any fear. i bet this comment won’t find it’s way to the comments list.
people r getting offened, incase you didnt read it, this is under racial jokes, so if u dont want to get ‘offended’ dont read this section
DAMN THAT WAS FUNNY!!!! “YOU IS WHAT YOU IS.” IN MY BLOCK THEM NIGGERS DO TALK LIKE THAT! HAHAHAHA, NOT TRYING TO BE RACIST BUT IT FUNNY WITH A TWIST EBONIC, AND A ZEBRA HOW OFTEN IS THAT! LOL!
CREEPER I really hope you’re black
Rght me 2 because thats the only way you can get away with putting an ER on the end of that word….its an A u better check yourself
Its “nigga” not nigger thats how you get that ass tapped lol
Hey, is zis supposed to make sane people burst into laughter coz if it then u people wasting time writing crap like zis. Didn’t get the joke by the way!!!! Room for improvement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This joke is bad because:
1. Zebras are incapable of speaking human languages.
2. Zebras do not conform to any human race because they are zebras.
@WalkerOfWorlds: you are such a killjoy. Lighten up, it’s just a joke
That was really good, I loved it.
ehh. haah kinda bad. not that great
you guys: it was funny, but these comments dont have to be so racist. dont say n***** just to say it.
That is very rude to different people… who ever did this is raceis
Best I’ve seen in a while.
yeah, seriously, u killjoys dont read it if u kno u easily get offended by racist comments..actin like most black folks dont actually talk like that!