Yo Mama’s Teeth
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs. Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Yo mama's got one tooth and people call her chomper. Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue [...]
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omg these jokes r good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, I loved your site, great idea to post all those jokes for everybody to use when they need a good yo momma joke. If you think you’re up to it, check out MTV’s yo momma page at http://yomomma.tv/ring/ and try battling people around the country. Show them what a real yo momma joke is really all about.
you=r teeth so green evebody mean
there some nice
yo mamas teeth look like a train track with all those cavities………
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she brushes her teeth, her toothbrush starts singing, “I’m walking on sunshine!”
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that they put the sun out of business!
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that Kraft dinner was shmed on themself.
Poopy Poopy in my panties. Yum.
Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked… school girls tried to play hopscotch on them.
yo mama teeth so crooked it looked like a carport
yo mamma’s so fat she makes godzilla look like a telly-tubby
yo momma so ugly, even rice crispies wont talk 2 her
yo mama’s toes remind me of ginger
Yo mama’s so fat,wen she goes to the movies,she sits next to everyone =)
your mother arm pits smell so bad that,she kills deodorant.
yo mama’s so poor when the garbage truck passes by she chases after it with her grocery list!
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Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when the sun saw her smile he yelled “AHHHH TO BRIGHT” and went back down.
these jokes r so ***** funny
nice jokes
nice
yo mommas teeth is so yellow when she smiles it looks like she banged the simpons
these jokes are f**king funny
yo mama teeth so yellow she tookda color frum da sun, Sun said “wheres mi color” hahah now dats funny
yo mama teeth so yellow i went to ask for sum butta she said how much u wnt den scrtach it off ha teeth lmfao hahahahaha
these jokes are JELARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama jokes are so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
those are aight, but read this one: yo mommas teeth so yeelow when she brushes her teeth her tooth brush sings “FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.”
Yo mommas teeth so yellow she robbed a pawn shop by saying it was 24k gold. yo mommas teeth are so rotten flys use it as an obstacle course.
Ur momma’s teeth are so nasty it looks like she fell face first into a pig sty.
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yo mama teeth so yellow when she gose to church the cours sings let it shine let iy shine
yo mama so yellow that when she moved to florida thats y they call it the sunshine state
its sapose to be ryan on top of this one
your so fat when u whent to a fat people contest the said no celebertys aloud
thats funny
Yo mom teeth soo yellow when she was in traffic and she smiled everybody slowed down
Dude some of these jokes suk sorry
wat kind of jokes are these
gosh
ur mama is so fat she jumped in the ocean and put out the sun.
ur mama’s so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
ur mama’s teeth r so crooked she eats corn on the cob thru a barbed wire fence.
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that they are related to the sun!!! LMFAO That’s Funny Man Deese Jokez R Good xXx =P
i love these mama jokes they are so funny they yo mams teeth r so crack she crack me up.
i love your mama jokes they were so funny.yo mamas teeth are so crack it crack me up.really it did peace out i might go back on this sight another time.to see more.by home dogs back to u i am mariah.my mom was also laughting.
I like this.thanks.
very good.
danm these jokes made me piss,,,,,yo mamas tits are so big that it knocked the elephant to a coma.he he hehehe
ur mamas so scary the d devil had to flee from hell at her appearance.