Yo Mama’s Teeth
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.
Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo mama's got one tooth and people call her chomper.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she needs a map to find her tongue.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she uses them to cut chain at the hardware store.
Yo mama's gold tooth is so fake, her whole mouth turned green.
Yo mama's got two gold teeth, one says 24k and the other says "Believe that shit if you want to."
Yo mama's teeth look like Honey Smacks.
Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.
When I looked at Yo mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.
Yo mama's teeth are so black, it looks like she's been eatin' coal.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butter scotch.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes light up.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody said "I see the light!"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, you'd think she's been blowin' the Simpsons.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she's got a Twinkie in her mouth.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack.
Yo mama's teeth are so nasty, they make Yuck Mouth afraid of the cavity creeps.
Yo mama's teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest.
Yo mama's teeth are so big, her dentist charges her by the tooth.
Yo mama's teeth are so big, it looks like her mom had an affair with Mr. Ed.
Yo mama's teeth are so big, I thought they were piano keys.
Yo mama's missing so many teeth, you can play checkers on her mouth.
Yo mama's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.
Yo mama's so toothless, when she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death.
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
Yo mama's got shark teeth.
Yo mama's got one tooth in front and one in the back talkin' `bout "Give me a bite."
Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys.
Yo mama's teeth are so big and gapped, I could run hurdles with them.
Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, bitch has to floss with a garden hose.
Yo mama's teeth are so gapped, her front tooth says "Next tooth one mile."
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, she has to suck my dick sideways.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got summer teeth... summer in her mouth and summer in her pocket.
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omg these jokes r good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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you=r teeth so green evebody mean
there some nice
yo mamas teeth look like a train track with all those cavities………
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she brushes her teeth, her toothbrush starts singing, “I’m walking on sunshine!”
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that they put the sun out of business!
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow that Kraft dinner was shmed on themself.
Poopy Poopy in my panties. Yum.
Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked… school girls tried to play hopscotch on them.
yo mama teeth so crooked it looked like a carport
yo mamma’s so fat she makes godzilla look like a telly-tubby
yo momma so ugly, even rice crispies wont talk 2 her
yo mama’s toes remind me of ginger
Yo mama’s so fat,wen she goes to the movies,she sits next to everyone =)
your mother arm pits smell so bad that,she kills deodorant.
yo mama’s so poor when the garbage truck passes by she chases after it with her grocery list!
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Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when the sun saw her smile he yelled “AHHHH TO BRIGHT” and went back down.
these jokes r so ***** funny
nice jokes
nice
yo mommas teeth is so yellow when she smiles it looks like she banged the simpons
these jokes are f**king funny
yo mama teeth so yellow she tookda color frum da sun, Sun said “wheres mi color” hahah now dats funny
yo mama teeth so yellow i went to ask for sum butta she said how much u wnt den scrtach it off ha teeth lmfao hahahahaha
these jokes are JELARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama jokes are so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
those are aight, but read this one: yo mommas teeth so yeelow when she brushes her teeth her tooth brush sings “FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD.”
Yo mommas teeth so yellow she robbed a pawn shop by saying it was 24k gold. yo mommas teeth are so rotten flys use it as an obstacle course.
Ur momma’s teeth are so nasty it looks like she fell face first into a pig sty.
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yo mama teeth so yellow when she gose to church the cours sings let it shine let iy shine
yo mama so yellow that when she moved to florida thats y they call it the sunshine state
its sapose to be ryan on top of this one