Yo Mama So Tall

Yo mama's so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.  Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida. Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on [...]

Yo Mama So Tall

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Yo Mama So Tall was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 3:12 pmin Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Yo Mama House Is So Dirty , Yo Mama So Fat , Yo Mama So Old , Yo Mama Has , Yo Mama Head Is So Big .

10 Comments to “Yo Mama So Tall”

• lauren says:

  August 22, 2007 at 6:33 pm

  yo mammas so tall that when she triped on a rock she landed on the grand canyon and people used her as a bridge
• franky says:

  August 22, 2007 at 6:35 pm

  yo mama so tall that when she tripped on a rock near Grand Central Station she landed at L.A.X.
• amanda says:

  November 10, 2007 at 11:02 am

  yo mama so fat when she went for a walk people run around yelling earthquak.
• 19RAD says:

  November 16, 2008 at 4:46 am

  “yo mama’s so tall” jokes aren’t as funny Dx
• huh? says:

  January 28, 2009 at 6:02 am

  lol
• King Lil Mark says:

  February 2, 2009 at 1:51 am

  Yo mama so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the booty!
• element67 says:

  September 3, 2009 at 1:08 am

  Yo mommas so fat her blood type is ragu
• Mizz niki is da Sw33test says:

  December 25, 2009 at 8:18 pm

  Lame,being tall is actually an advantage cuz u can like see your life right before your eyes (considering im tall myself) lol.
• Shok says:

  January 20, 2010 at 5:45 am

  Yo mama is sooo fat her blood type is rocky road.
• Shok says:

  January 20, 2010 at 5:51 am

  Yo mama is sooo old she farts dust.