Yo Mama So Tall

Yo mama’s so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th. 

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama’s so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.

Yo mama’s so tall, if she did a back-flip she’d kick Jesus in the mouth.

Yo mama’s so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.

Yo mama seems taller since the last time I saw her. Oh wait, she was on her knees that time.

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Yo Mama So Tall was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 3:12 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Yo Mama Has,  Tell Yo Mama,  Yo Mama So Old,  Yo Mama So Poor,  Yo Mama So Hairy.