Yo Mama So Tall

Yo mama's so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.

Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.

Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.

Yo mama seems taller since the last time I saw her. Oh wait, she was on her knees that time.

(26 votes, average: 3.12 out of 5)

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Yo Mama So Tall was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 3:12 pmin Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Yo Mama House Is So Dirty, Yo Mama Has, Yo Mama So Ghetto, Yo Mama House Is So Small, Yo Mama Head Is So Big.

lauren says:

August 22, 2007 at 6:33 pm

yo mammas so tall that when she triped on a rock she landed on the grand canyon and people used her as a bridge
franky says:

August 22, 2007 at 6:35 pm

yo mama so tall that when she tripped on a rock near Grand Central Station she landed at L.A.X.
amanda says:

November 10, 2007 at 11:02 am

yo mama so fat when she went for a walk people run around yelling earthquak.
19RAD says:

November 16, 2008 at 4:46 am

“yo mama’s so tall” jokes aren’t as funny Dx
huh? says:

January 28, 2009 at 6:02 am

lol
King Lil Mark says:

February 2, 2009 at 1:51 am

Yo mama so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the booty!
element67 says:

September 3, 2009 at 1:08 am

Yo mommas so fat her blood type is ragu