Yo Mama So Tall
Yo mama's so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.
Yo mama seems taller since the last time I saw her. Oh wait, she was on her knees that time.
What'd You Think?
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yo mammas so tall that when she triped on a rock she landed on the grand canyon and people used her as a bridge
yo mama so tall that when she tripped on a rock near Grand Central Station she landed at L.A.X.
yo mama so fat when she went for a walk people run around yelling earthquak.
“yo mama’s so tall” jokes aren’t as funny Dx
lol
Yo mama so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the booty!
Yo mommas so fat her blood type is ragu
Lame,being tall is actually an advantage cuz u can like see your life right before your eyes (considering im tall myself) lol.
Yo mama is sooo fat her blood type is rocky road.
Yo mama is sooo old she farts dust.