Yo Mama So Tall
Yo mama’s so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama’s so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama’s so tall, if she did a back-flip she’d kick Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama’s so tall, she can see her house from anywhere.
Yo mama seems taller since the last time I saw her. Oh wait, she was on her knees that time.
What'd You Think?


(13 votes, average: 3.46 out of 5)
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:33 pm
yo mammas so tall that when she triped on a rock she landed on the grand canyon and people used her as a bridge
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:35 pm
yo mama so tall that when she tripped on a rock near Grand Central Station she landed at L.A.X.
November 10th, 2007 at 11:02 am
yo mama so fat when she went for a walk people run around yelling earthquak.