Yo Mama So Stupid
Yo Mama’s so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob ’cause he said it’d help his unemployment.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk.”
Yo Mama’s so stupid, when the computer said “Press any key to continue”, she couldn’t find the ‘Any’ key
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin’ at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, I saw her in the frozen fish section with a fishing rod.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven’t seen the bitch since.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said “Will eat for food.”
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said “Doesn’t it go in my mouth?”
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she saw a billboard that said “Dodge Trucks” and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, you can tell when she’s used the computer because there’s White Out all over the screen.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this… Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, I put a Scratch-N’-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
Yo Mama’s so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said “Ah Levis?”
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the “11″ button in “9-1-1″
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, when someone said “Take the trash out,” she moved.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.
Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
What'd You Think?
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September 9th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
They were hilarious man u need 2 make more like these.
September 13th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Oh ma goli! Dat was so funny my turban unrolled!! Make more of these things you call Yo Mama jokes!!
September 19th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
yo mamma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Yo mama so stupid she played Russian Roulette with a shotgun.
October 10th, 2007 at 9:35 am
haha! im kinda (naturally) blonde so i didn’t get a few but most were hilarious! but what’s russian roulette? ne way! these made me laugh my ass off…..nevermind it’s definately still there……but very funny!
October 10th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
these jokes were funny up the a**
October 10th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
these jokes were funny up the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 10th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
These jokes were funny up the ass!!!!!!!!!!!1
October 10th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
your ass b**ch
October 24th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
omg lol comments were just as good
October 24th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Yo mama is like a shotgun, 1 cock and she blows
yo mama is liked a brick wall, shes flat, hard, and gets laid by Mexicans
October 28th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
[…] jokes, even blonde’s arent safe (when were they?) anymore. Kinda of an adaption of the “Yo Momma’s So Stupid” jokes with some new additions. So, without further ado - She Was So […]
October 28th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
when it said she called 7-11 to c wut time they closed i dont get it how do u no wen it closes
October 29th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
7-11 never closes.
October 30th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
i love these jokes there knee slappers
November 8th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
it was soooo gay
November 8th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
u r soooooooo gay
November 15th, 2007 at 4:20 am
Yo momman so stupid when she missed the 44 bus she caught the 22 bus twice!!
yo mommas so stupid she make you look smart!!
yo mommas so fat she got arrested at the airport for having more then 2000 pounds of crack!!
November 16th, 2007 at 7:43 am
yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mommas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the rainbow
November 16th, 2007 at 7:44 am
erica russian roulette is a casino game
November 16th, 2007 at 7:45 am
yo mommas so old shes in the eqyotian museum
December 7th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
your moma so poor that when she walks in the front door she’s walkin out the back!!!
January 4th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Yur Momas So Fat She Crushed The Effile Tower.. Not Funny Ino Bt Its The Only 1 I Cud Think Of
January 4th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Yur momas so *FiNE* i let her shag *ME*
yehh yu r jelouse
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO SCHOOL SHE GOT TO SIT NEXT TO EVERY BODY. I LOVE YOU!
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
ERT
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
YO A
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:18 pm
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE WROTE WITH AN EARASER
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:30 pm
yo mama sotupid she laid 509 EGGS WOW HOT MAMA
January 22nd, 2008 at 8:33 pm
MY NAME IS MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY !!!!!!!
February 26th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Ur moms house is so small she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside