Yo Mama So Stupid

Yo Mama’s so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob ’cause he said it’d help his unemployment.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of “Walk” and “Don’t Walk.”

Yo Mama’s so stupid, when the computer said “Press any key to continue”, she couldn’t find the ‘Any’ key

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin’ at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, I saw her in the frozen fish section with a fishing rod.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven’t seen the bitch since.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said “Will eat for food.”

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said “Doesn’t it go in my mouth?”

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she saw a billboard that said “Dodge Trucks” and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, you can tell when she’s used the computer because there’s White Out all over the screen.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this… Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, I put a Scratch-N’-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.

Yo Mama’s so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said “Ah Levis?”

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the “11″ button in “9-1-1″

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, when someone said “Take the trash out,” she moved.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

Yo Mama’s so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.


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