Yo Mama So Stupid
Yo Mama's so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said what color.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo Mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
Yo Mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key
Yo Mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo Mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen fish section with a fishing rod.
Yo Mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.
Yo Mama's so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?"
Yo Mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Yo Mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo Mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
Yo Mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.
Yo Mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo Mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops.
Yo Mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
Yo Mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo Mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.
Yo Mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
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They were hilarious man u need 2 make more like these.
Oh ma goli! Dat was so funny my turban unrolled!! Make more of these things you call Yo Mama jokes!!
yo mamma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
Yo mama so stupid she played Russian Roulette with a shotgun.
haha! im kinda (naturally) blonde so i didn’t get a few but most were hilarious! but what’s russian roulette? ne way! these made me laugh my ass off…..nevermind it’s definately still there……but very funny!
these jokes were funny up the a**
these jokes were funny up the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!
These jokes were funny up the ass!!!!!!!!!!!1
your ass b**ch
omg lol comments were just as good
Yo mama is like a shotgun, 1 cock and she blows
yo mama is liked a brick wall, shes flat, hard, and gets laid by Mexicans
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when it said she called 7-11 to c wut time they closed i dont get it how do u no wen it closes
7-11 never closes.
i love these jokes there knee slappers
it was soooo gay
u r soooooooo gay
Yo momman so stupid when she missed the 44 bus she caught the 22 bus twice!!
yo mommas so stupid she make you look smart!!
yo mommas so fat she got arrested at the airport for having more then 2000 pounds of crack!!
yo mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mommas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the rainbow
erica russian roulette is a casino game
yo mommas so old shes in the eqyotian museum
your moma so poor that when she walks in the front door she’s walkin out the back!!!
Yur Momas So Fat She Crushed The Effile Tower.. Not Funny Ino Bt Its The Only 1 I Cud Think Of
Yur momas so *FiNE* i let her shag *ME*
yehh yu r jelouse
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT TO SCHOOL SHE GOT TO SIT NEXT TO EVERY BODY. I LOVE YOU!
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YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE WROTE WITH AN EARASER
yo mama sotupid she laid 509 EGGS WOW HOT MAMA
MY NAME IS MOHAMMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKAY !!!!!!!
Ur moms house is so small she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside
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Lee2d2, russian roulette isn’t a casino game. Here I’ll teach you how to play.
1:Get a six-chamber revolver.
2:Load 1 bullet into a chamber.
3:Spin the chamber(this is where the “roulette” part comes in).
4:Aim the gun at your head.
5:Pull the trigger.
6:Pray.
Chances are that you won’t die(since the odds are 1 to 6), but I wouldn’t try this anyways.
yo mama is so ugly i took here to a haunted and she come out with application
yo mama so old dhe farts dust
yo mama so fat the tripped over walmart, stumblled over k-mart, and fell on target.
yo mamas so stupid, she got locked in a motorcycle….
Yo mamma so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book
Yo momma is so old. When she went to school. there was no history class!
Yo mamma so fat her baby pictures were taking by satellite
Yo mamma so fat she dosent take pictures she takes posters
• Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
• Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
• Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
• Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk – white & chunky!
• Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
• Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
• Yo mama’s breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way
dude that person is hecka funny you should add those!
hehe i heared mst ov dem b4 bt d33y r gudgud!
hahah the one about 2pac was sOo non eve…butt o well good joke.. crack up my class
your momma’s so ugly she makes a dildo go floppy!
Your momma’s so fat even dora can’t explorer!
Yo Mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Yo Mama so stupid she took a cup to the movie “Juice”
Yo Mama so stupid she bought a glass door with a peep hole
Yo Mama so stupid they said it was chili outside and she ran out with a bowl and spoon
Yo Mama so tall she fell and hit her head on the moon
yo mama so stupid that when she tried to hit the ground with a rock she missed!!
yo mamas so old her glasses are made out of dinisaur bones
you mamas so old, she birthed jesus!