Yo Mama So Stank
Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. Yo mama so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch. Yo mama smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin'. Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. Yo [...]
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your moms feet look like hashbrowns………….
this is so gay
I LOVE THE JOKES I LAUGHED HARD!!!!!
yo mamma’s so fat the last time she sow 90 210 was on the scale
i love my mom
dont talk about my mom like that!
Yo momma’s so fat that the last time she saw her phone number was on her Mc Donalds bill
Yo momma has more crabs then a seafood buffet
Yo mamma doese’nt have crabs she has lobsters.
yo mama so poor when i step on the cigarette, she asked who turned off the heater?
HaHa Amazin..Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard..Waat Ya Thin hAhA
u sok balllssss
YO MAMA GOT SOME DIRTY DRAWS UH UH UH
I SEEN EM WHEN SHE TOOK EM OFF UH UH UH
SHE PUT EM IN THE WASHER MACHINE UH UH UH
SHE TOOK EM OUT THEY STILL WERENT CLEAN UH UH UH
SHE GAVE EM TO SANTA CLUES UH UH UH
HE SAID HO HO DEM DITRY DRAWS
ur mum iz a prozzzzzzzy
your mama so fat, when u get on top of her, ur ears pop
your mama so fat, when she wear a shirt with a big X on it, a chopper crashed into her
ya mum’s so fat that she took a part time as the moooon!
ya mums so fat …..YOUR FAT!
yo momma so fat she got to lean back to swallow
yo mama so fat she got in the elevator she pressed up and she went down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat the only way she get to the mall is by semi hahaha
hi Hoper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
hi dummy from billy’s little brother
your mama so fat she got on a plane and she said we’re ready then the plane took off and it went flying down!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
maddie that was cind of good but you coppeid my joke but you put differant words in it
ya mum’s so hairy when shes lifts up her arms it looks like she has got guy sabastion in a head lock.
ya mum’s so fat when she took her close to the dry cleaners all the workers said no curtains
These r koo but I’ve heard better yadada
hey aron that was mean i hate u j/k
yo mama so fat she gave me her weght i thaught it was her telephone number
yo mama so fat i was late for school becuse i was running around her thats how fat she is
hey yalls i am from texas i thaught that this was a im thing but i guess not srry yalls but i love yo mama jokes peace halla
yo mama so fat she said hi
yo mamma’s so Fat when she walked out of her front door people shouted earth quak !
Yo mamma’s so fat when she jumped in the pool the pool jumped out !
Yo mamma’s so fat when she died god couldent lift her soul up 2 heaven !
Yo mamma’s so hairy she looked like king kong!
Yo mamma’s so ugly when she looked in the mirror the mirror screamed!
Yo mamma’s so fat when she walked out of the back gate the gate came with her!
Yo mamma’s so skinny she use’s a polo as a hooler hoop!
Yo mamma’s so dum she sold her car for petrol money!
Yo mamma’s so dum she went in the shop with a penny and bought a penny sweet and waiting for her change!
Yo mamma’s so dum she sat on the tv and watched the couch!
Yo mamma’s so dum there was a 1 million pound check and a penny on the table and she took the penny!
Yo mamma’s so old she looks like jesus!
Yo mamma’s so dum when u said christmas is just round the corner she went looking for it!
Yo mamma’s so fat she’s the reason why the earth is tillted!
Yo mamma’s so fat she’s the reason why dinosaurs are exstinct!
Yo mamma’s so fat when she jumped in the sea the whales started singin. .” We are family. . “
Yo mamma’s so dum when she saw a crack in the pavment she tryed 2 smoke it!
your dik is so small when u was born the doctor said aww look its a girl!
Yo mamma’s so fat when she jumped on a rainbow it started raining skitttles!
what u think ov ma jokes n ive got plenty more so go on ma site and there are loas there