Yo Mama So Stank


Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. 

Yo mama so stank, even dogs won’t sniff her crotch. 

Yo mama smells like the Flash’s nuts after a hard day of runnin’. 

Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. 

Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her. 

Yo mama so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup.

Yo mama so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. 

Yo mama drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don’t check out. 

Yo mama so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike. 

Yo mama so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard. 

Yo mama so stank, a blind man walking by her asked “How much for the shrimp platter?” 

Yo mama so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick. 

Yo mama so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. 

Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day. 

Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she’s talking shit. 

Yo mama so stank, that her shit is glad to escape. 

Yo mama so stank, she’s like Shaquille O’Neal, she don’t fake the funk!! 

Yo mama so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet. 

Yo mama so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

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63 Responses to “Yo Mama So Stank”

  1. Chitzamain Says:

    your moms feet look like hashbrowns………….

  2. bob Says:

    this is so gay

  3. Russell Wheeler Says:

    I LOVE THE JOKES I LAUGHED HARD!!!!!

  4. jayce Says:

    yo mamma’s so fat the last time she sow 90 210 was on the scale

  5. steven Says:

    i love my mom

  6. steven Says:

    dont talk about my mom like that!

  7. H. Jordan fan Says:

    Yo momma’s so fat that the last time she saw her phone number was on her Mc Donalds bill

  8. H. Jordan fan Says:

    Yo momma has more crabs then a seafood buffet

  9. Chit Face Says:

    Yo mamma doese’nt have crabs she has lobsters.

  10. stupidjoke Says:

    yo mama so poor when i step on the cigarette, she asked who turned off the heater?

  11. Aymee Says:

    HaHa Amazin..Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard..Waat Ya Thin hAhA

  12. adrian Says:

    u sok balllssss

  13. kianna Says:

    YO MAMA GOT SOME DIRTY DRAWS UH UH UH
    I SEEN EM WHEN SHE TOOK EM OFF UH UH UH
    SHE PUT EM IN THE WASHER MACHINE UH UH UH
    SHE TOOK EM OUT THEY STILL WERENT CLEAN UH UH UH
    SHE GAVE EM TO SANTA CLUES UH UH UH
    HE SAID HO HO DEM DITRY DRAWS

  14. assface Says:

    ur mum iz a prozzzzzzzy

  15. crainsi Says:

    your mama so fat, when u get on top of her, ur ears pop

    your mama so fat, when she wear a shirt with a big X on it, a chopper crashed into her

  16. ya mum Says:

    ya mum’s so fat that she took a part time as the moooon!

  17. ya mum Says:

    ya mums so fat …..YOUR FAT!

  18. soulja Says:

    yo momma so fat she got to lean back to swallow

  19. haden Says:

    yo mama so fat she got in the elevator she pressed up and she went down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    yo mama so fat the only way she get to the mall is by semi hahaha

  20. haden Says:

    hi Hoper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  21. haden Says:

    hi dummy from billy’s little brother

  22. maddie Says:

    your mama so fat she got on a plane and she said we’re ready then the plane took off and it went flying down!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  23. haden Says:

    maddie that was cind of good but you coppeid my joke but you put differant words in it

  24. fabian Says:

    ya mum’s so hairy when shes lifts up her arms it looks like she has got guy sabastion in a head lock.

    ya mum’s so fat when she took her close to the dry cleaners all the workers said no curtains

  25. aDaM g Says:

    These r koo but I’ve heard better yadada

  26. maddie Says:

    hey aron that was mean i hate u j/k

  27. maddie Says:

    yo mama so fat she gave me her weght i thaught it was her telephone number

  28. maddie Says:

    yo mama so fat i was late for school becuse i was running around her thats how fat she is

  29. maddie Says:

    hey yalls i am from texas i thaught that this was a im thing but i guess not srry yalls but i love yo mama jokes peace halla

  30. haden Says:

    yo mama so fat she said hi

  31. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    yo mamma’s so Fat when she walked out of her front door people shouted earth quak !

  32. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so fat when she jumped in the pool the pool jumped out !

  33. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so fat when she died god couldent lift her soul up 2 heaven !

  34. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so hairy she looked like king kong!

  35. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so ugly when she looked in the mirror the mirror screamed!

  36. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so fat when she walked out of the back gate the gate came with her!

  37. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so skinny she use’s a polo as a hooler hoop!

  38. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so dum she sold her car for petrol money!

  39. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so dum she went in the shop with a penny and bought a penny sweet and waiting for her change!

  40. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so dum she sat on the tv and watched the couch!

  41. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so dum there was a 1 million pound check and a penny on the table and she took the penny!

  42. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so old she looks like jesus!

  43. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so dum when u said christmas is just round the corner she went looking for it!

  44. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so fat she’s the reason why the earth is tillted!

  45. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so fat she’s the reason why dinosaurs are exstinct!

  46. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so fat when she jumped in the sea the whales started singin. .” We are family. . “

  47. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so dum when she saw a crack in the pavment she tryed 2 smoke it!

  48. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    your dik is so small when u was born the doctor said aww look its a girl!

  49. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    Yo mamma’s so fat when she jumped on a rainbow it started raining skitttles!

  50. YO MAMMA MASTER! Says:

    what u think ov ma jokes n ive got plenty more so go on ma site and there are loas there :D

  51. vass wiggins Says:

    yo mamas so stupid she got fired from an m,m factory for throwing away the w’s

  52. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:

    yoll suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
    my mama is cool

  53. josh Says:

    yo mama’s blood type is RAGU (tomato sauce if u didnt get that)

  54. josh Says:

    yo mama’s so short that her feet are on her driver’s license

  55. josh Says:

    Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house . . . SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE . . . MAN

  56. josh Says:

    yo mama heard it was “chilly” outside… SHE RAN OUTSIDE WITH A SPOON AND BOWL!!!

  57. josh Says:

    yo mama’s so fat she carries a microwave around like a beeper.

  58. josh Says:

    yo mama is so hairy that the DIscovery Channel filmed “gorillas in the mist” in her shower.

  59. josh Says:

    yo mama’s so ugly that she can take branches from trees.. rub them against her body and make “UGLY STICKS”

  60. josh Says:

    Yo mama uses mustard as an ointment.. O yes!

  61. josh Says:

    yo mama so fat that she took a crap and clogged an entire building’s system of sewer tanks and drains in one sitting in only under 19 hours!!

  62. erika Says:

    your mama is so fat i ran around her twice and got lost!!!

  63. erika bogart Says:

    And i love her

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