Yo Mama So Stank
Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
Yo mama smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin'.
Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.
Yo mama so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup.
Yo mama so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don't check out.
Yo mama so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.
Yo mama so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama so stank, a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"
Yo mama so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.
Yo mama so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.
Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.
Yo mama so stank, that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo mama so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she don't fake the funk!!
Yo mama so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet.
Yo mama so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
What'd You Think?
(142 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)
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yo mamas so stupid she got fired from an m,m factory for throwing away the w’s
yoll suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mama is cool
yo mama’s blood type is RAGU (tomato sauce if u didnt get that)
yo mama’s so short that her feet are on her driver’s license
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house . . . SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE . . . MAN
yo mama heard it was “chilly” outside… SHE RAN OUTSIDE WITH A SPOON AND BOWL!!!
yo mama’s so fat she carries a microwave around like a beeper.
yo mama is so hairy that the DIscovery Channel filmed “gorillas in the mist” in her shower.
yo mama’s so ugly that she can take branches from trees.. rub them against her body and make “UGLY STICKS”
Yo mama uses mustard as an ointment.. O yes!
yo mama so fat that she took a crap and clogged an entire building’s system of sewer tanks and drains in one sitting in only under 19 hours!!
your mama is so fat i ran around her twice and got lost!!!
And i love her
Ya’ll is so Crazy. I like them all
yo mama so ugly hahaha
mr.sander suck ballz
yo mama so old she left her purse on noah’s ark
yo momas so fat when the whale called in sick she was awarded the best replacement
your mamma is soo fat when she put on a red dress. everybody started singing “KOooolAIID!!”
yo mama so fat she got on a scale and it sayed to be continued….
man you better not make fun of noah’s ark cuz my name is korean. my mama joke is yo mama so fat when she sat on a quarter a buger shot out of George Washingtons nose
yo mama is like a fan once she gets turned she blows everything around
yo mama is like a shotgun one cock she blows
Ur Mama is SOOOOO FAT SHE PLAYS POOL WITH THE PLANETS
yo mama stan so bad when she takes a dodo it flushes its self
Hahaha these are soooo funny!!
some was funny, but the seasick and those ones were dumb.
yo momma so ugly that people use her to put the fire out.
I LOVE YOUR JOKES BUT THEY ARE SO RUDE FOR YO MOMMA STANK
I LOVED YOUR JOKES
ALL your jokes are dumb and old just as old as all your mamas you got them off the internet and they all suck.
josh get a life seriously all those jokes are so old and dumb.
Your mamas so blind her house windows is perscription.
ur mamas so stupid she put her son in rehab becuse hes hooked on Phonics
yo moma soooooooooooooo fat she went outside wit a yellow swetter on and all the kids yelled SCHOOL BUS!!
no one has this because i created it. Yo momma so strong she can blow bubbles wit nowlaters.
yo momma so fat she uses school busses as roller skates
yo momma so fat her belt size is equator
yo momma hair so short she use rice to curl it