Yo Mama So Stank

Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. 

Yo mama so stank, even dogs won’t sniff her crotch. 

Yo mama smells like the Flash’s nuts after a hard day of runnin’. 

Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask. 

Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her. 

Yo mama so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup.

Yo mama so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle. 

Yo mama drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don’t check out. 

Yo mama so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike. 

Yo mama so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard. 

Yo mama so stank, a blind man walking by her asked “How much for the shrimp platter?” 

Yo mama so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick. 

Yo mama so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. 

Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day. 

Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she’s talking shit. 

Yo mama so stank, that her shit is glad to escape. 

Yo mama so stank, she’s like Shaquille O’Neal, she don’t fake the funk!! 

Yo mama so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet. 

Yo mama so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.


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