Yo Mama So Stank
Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama so stank, even dogs won’t sniff her crotch.
Yo mama smells like the Flash’s nuts after a hard day of runnin’.
Yo mama so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.
Yo mama so stank, she made her Right Guard call for backup.
Yo mama so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they don’t check out.
Yo mama so stank, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.
Yo mama so stank, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama so stank, a blind man walking by her asked “How much for the shrimp platter?”
Yo mama so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.
Yo mama so stank, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
Yo mama smells like hot ass on a cold day.
Yo mama so stank, every time she opens her mouth she’s talking shit.
Yo mama so stank, that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo mama so stank, she’s like Shaquille O’Neal, she don’t fake the funk!!
Yo mama so stank, next to her a skunk smells sweet.
Yo mama so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
What'd You Think?
(71 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)
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September 13th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
your moms feet look like hashbrowns………….
September 20th, 2007 at 11:36 am
this is so gay
September 20th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I LOVE THE JOKES I LAUGHED HARD!!!!!
September 29th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
yo mamma’s so fat the last time she sow 90 210 was on the scale
October 4th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
i love my mom
October 4th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
dont talk about my mom like that!
October 11th, 2007 at 6:31 am
Yo momma’s so fat that the last time she saw her phone number was on her Mc Donalds bill
October 11th, 2007 at 6:32 am
Yo momma has more crabs then a seafood buffet
October 11th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Yo mamma doese’nt have crabs she has lobsters.
October 15th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
yo mama so poor when i step on the cigarette, she asked who turned off the heater?
November 6th, 2007 at 9:09 am
HaHa Amazin..Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard..Waat Ya Thin hAhA
November 9th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
u sok balllssss
November 12th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
YO MAMA GOT SOME DIRTY DRAWS UH UH UH
I SEEN EM WHEN SHE TOOK EM OFF UH UH UH
SHE PUT EM IN THE WASHER MACHINE UH UH UH
SHE TOOK EM OUT THEY STILL WERENT CLEAN UH UH UH
SHE GAVE EM TO SANTA CLUES UH UH UH
HE SAID HO HO DEM DITRY DRAWS
November 16th, 2007 at 10:32 am
ur mum iz a prozzzzzzzy
November 25th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
your mama so fat, when u get on top of her, ur ears pop
your mama so fat, when she wear a shirt with a big X on it, a chopper crashed into her
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm
ya mum’s so fat that she took a part time as the moooon!
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:04 pm
ya mums so fat …..YOUR FAT!
December 7th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
yo momma so fat she got to lean back to swallow
December 10th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
yo mama so fat she got in the elevator she pressed up and she went down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so fat the only way she get to the mall is by semi hahaha
December 11th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
hi Hoper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
December 11th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
hi dummy from billy’s little brother
December 11th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
your mama so fat she got on a plane and she said we’re ready then the plane took off and it went flying down!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
December 12th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
maddie that was cind of good but you coppeid my joke but you put differant words in it
December 12th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
ya mum’s so hairy when shes lifts up her arms it looks like she has got guy sabastion in a head lock.
ya mum’s so fat when she took her close to the dry cleaners all the workers said no curtains
December 13th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
These r koo but I’ve heard better yadada
December 15th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
hey aron that was mean i hate u j/k
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:25 pm
yo mama so fat she gave me her weght i thaught it was her telephone number
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:28 pm
yo mama so fat i was late for school becuse i was running around her thats how fat she is
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
hey yalls i am from texas i thaught that this was a im thing but i guess not srry yalls but i love yo mama jokes peace halla
January 26th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
yo mama so fat she said hi
January 29th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
yo mamma’s so Fat when she walked out of her front door people shouted earth quak !
January 29th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Yo mamma’s so fat when she jumped in the pool the pool jumped out !
January 29th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Yo mamma’s so fat when she died god couldent lift her soul up 2 heaven !
January 29th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Yo mamma’s so hairy she looked like king kong!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Yo mamma’s so ugly when she looked in the mirror the mirror screamed!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Yo mamma’s so fat when she walked out of the back gate the gate came with her!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Yo mamma’s so skinny she use’s a polo as a hooler hoop!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Yo mamma’s so dum she sold her car for petrol money!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Yo mamma’s so dum she went in the shop with a penny and bought a penny sweet and waiting for her change!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Yo mamma’s so dum she sat on the tv and watched the couch!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Yo mamma’s so dum there was a 1 million pound check and a penny on the table and she took the penny!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Yo mamma’s so old she looks like jesus!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Yo mamma’s so dum when u said christmas is just round the corner she went looking for it!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Yo mamma’s so fat she’s the reason why the earth is tillted!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Yo mamma’s so fat she’s the reason why dinosaurs are exstinct!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Yo mamma’s so fat when she jumped in the sea the whales started singin. .” We are family. . “
January 29th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Yo mamma’s so dum when she saw a crack in the pavment she tryed 2 smoke it!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
your dik is so small when u was born the doctor said aww look its a girl!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Yo mamma’s so fat when she jumped on a rainbow it started raining skitttles!
January 29th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
what u think ov ma jokes n ive got plenty more so go on ma site and there are loas there
February 27th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
yo mamas so stupid she got fired from an m,m factory for throwing away the w’s
April 18th, 2008 at 7:25 am
yoll suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mama is cool
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
yo mama’s blood type is RAGU (tomato sauce if u didnt get that)
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
yo mama’s so short that her feet are on her driver’s license
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house . . . SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE . . . MAN
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
yo mama heard it was “chilly” outside… SHE RAN OUTSIDE WITH A SPOON AND BOWL!!!
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
yo mama’s so fat she carries a microwave around like a beeper.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
yo mama is so hairy that the DIscovery Channel filmed “gorillas in the mist” in her shower.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
yo mama’s so ugly that she can take branches from trees.. rub them against her body and make “UGLY STICKS”
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Yo mama uses mustard as an ointment.. O yes!
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
yo mama so fat that she took a crap and clogged an entire building’s system of sewer tanks and drains in one sitting in only under 19 hours!!
April 24th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
your mama is so fat i ran around her twice and got lost!!!
April 24th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
And i love her