Yo Mama So Skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo Mama's so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
Yo Mama's so shinny, she had to [...]
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Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a peanut m&m she looked 6 months pregnent
can you put this joke in your mama so skinny she can do push ups under the door seriously thats a good joke its kinda cool to say at certan times
That was terrible
Yo momma’s so fat, that yo momma’s so fat
yo mama so fat when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing “we are family”
your mama is so ugly she is just ugly she said she was a good sppelleer!
Yo Momma So fat, I Round Her Twice And Got Lost
yo momma so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
yo momma so fat that she has her own postcode
yo momma is so ugly freddie crooger has nightmares about her
yo mamma is so hairy it looks like she has chubaca living in her pants.
your momma is so stupid she found a penny and asked for change.
yo momma is so fat she plays hopscoth with the states.
yo momma is so fat every time she turns around its her birthday.
when your momma was born she was named ugly because hideous was taken.
yo mummas so skinny she makes nicole richie look fatt!
lawl add it
yo mama so stupid she plugged a chord in her butt and goes I got the power oh and the ones up there did not make sense
Yo momma so fat she went 2 kfc,cashier asked her wat size wuld u like ur chiken buket,
She said,
ill take the one on da roof’
ur momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama so fat that when she went to the doctor they say a big mac in her lungs lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma so fat she makes footprints on assfalt and it waz her falt
yo mamma so fat she uses a matress as a tampond
yo mamma so fat she sleeps in the garage and parks her car on her bed
yo mamma so fat she has to get out of the car to change the station
this is makayla i go to clement and this is harleigh and i go to moore\
There was this skinny lady called Luisina and she was so skinny that when they had a lab at her school the teacher used her as a skeleton.
Yo mama skinny she needs a lifeguard when she goes swimming to keep her floating..
your mama so fat she causes traffic when she crosses the street…
Yooo put that sausage in my hot dog, put that sausage in my hot dog, can I take my weanner up ur dark hole…
Now that I’m done witt these dumb postings, I think all ya fag”gsss who read all these corny jokes and laugh should be embarrased cause ya need help.. Bunch of LOOOOsers
your moms so fat when she went to the army they used her pants as a parachute
your moms so ugly her reflection in the mirror quit.
your moms so fat when she goes out for dineer and looks aat the menu she says ok.
yo mom ssoo stupid she had u.oooooo son