Yo Mama So Skinny


Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.

Yo Mama’s so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, her bra fits better backward.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.

Yo Mama’s so skinny and flat, she’s the only woman in the world with two backs.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she’d be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

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14 Responses to “Yo Mama So Skinny”

  1. Franky Says:

    Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a peanut m&m she looked 6 months pregnent

  2. jake Says:

    can you put this joke in your mama so skinny she can do push ups under the door seriously thats a good joke its kinda cool to say at certan times

  3. Ferdinand Says:

    That was terrible

  4. David Lim Says:

    Yo momma’s so fat, that yo momma’s so fat

  5. Kirstie Says:

    yo mama so fat when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing “we are family”

  6. raen Says:

    your mama is so ugly she is just ugly she said she was a good sppelleer!

  7. daz Says:

    Yo Momma So fat, I Round Her Twice And Got Lost

  8. torres Says:

    yo momma so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

  9. torres Says:

    yo momma so fat that she has her own postcode

  10. OLD G Says:

    yo momma is so ugly freddie crooger has nightmares about her

  11. OLD G Says:

    yo mamma is so hairy it looks like she has chubaca living in her pants.

  12. OLD G Says:

    your momma is so stupid she found a penny and asked for change.

  13. OLD G Says:

    yo momma is so fat she plays hopscoth with the states.
    yo momma is so fat every time she turns around its her birthday.

  14. OLD G Says:

    when your momma was born she was named ugly because hideous was taken.

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