Yo Mama So Skinny

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.

Yo Mama’s so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, her bra fits better backward.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.

Yo Mama’s so skinny and flat, she’s the only woman in the world with two backs.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo Mama’s so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she’d be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.


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