Yo Mama So Skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo Mama's so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
Yo Mama's so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo Mama's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo Mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo Mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo Mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo Mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo Mama's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo Mama's so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo Mama's so skinny and flat, she's the only woman in the world with two backs.
Yo Mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo Mama's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
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Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a peanut m&m she looked 6 months pregnent
can you put this joke in your mama so skinny she can do push ups under the door seriously thats a good joke its kinda cool to say at certan times
That was terrible
Yo momma’s so fat, that yo momma’s so fat
yo mama so fat when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing “we are family”
your mama is so ugly she is just ugly she said she was a good sppelleer!
Yo Momma So fat, I Round Her Twice And Got Lost
yo momma so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
yo momma so fat that she has her own postcode
yo momma is so ugly freddie crooger has nightmares about her
yo mamma is so hairy it looks like she has chubaca living in her pants.
your momma is so stupid she found a penny and asked for change.
yo momma is so fat she plays hopscoth with the states.
yo momma is so fat every time she turns around its her birthday.
when your momma was born she was named ugly because hideous was taken.
yo mummas so skinny she makes nicole richie look fatt!
lawl add it
yo mama so stupid she plugged a chord in her butt and goes I got the power oh and the ones up there did not make sense
Yo momma so fat she went 2 kfc,cashier asked her wat size wuld u like ur chiken buket,
She said,
ill take the one on da roof’
ur momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo mama so fat that when she went to the doctor they say a big mac in her lungs lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mamma so fat she makes footprints on assfalt and it waz her falt
yo mamma so fat she uses a matress as a tampond
yo mamma so fat she sleeps in the garage and parks her car on her bed
yo mamma so fat she has to get out of the car to change the station
this is makayla i go to clement and this is harleigh and i go to moore\
There was this skinny lady called Luisina and she was so skinny that when they had a lab at her school the teacher used her as a skeleton.
Yo mama skinny she needs a lifeguard when she goes swimming to keep her floating..
your mama so fat she causes traffic when she crosses the street…
Yooo put that sausage in my hot dog, put that sausage in my hot dog, can I take my weanner up ur dark hole…
Now that I’m done witt these dumb postings, I think all ya fag”gsss who read all these corny jokes and laugh should be embarrased cause ya need help.. Bunch of LOOOOsers
your moms so fat when she went to the army they used her pants as a parachute
your moms so ugly her reflection in the mirror quit.
your moms so fat when she goes out for dineer and looks aat the menu she says ok.
yo mom ssoo stupid she had u.oooooo son
ur breath is so hot u can light a cigarrete from to blocks away
yo mama is so ugly that she put the boogy man out of bisnuss
yo mama is so fat that when she wore red people said hey cool aid
yo mama is so fat that she went arond the world i mean arond the world
yo mama so poor that she goes shopin at th junk yard.
yo mama so skinny she can fit in a mouse hole
ur mama so ugly she makes onions cry
ur mama so skinny her nipples tuch
ur mamas dredloks r so natty it looks like a mop on her hed
yo mama so fat she jumps rope with sausage links.
yo mamma so stupid ske thought a quaterback was a refund
YO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE USED A PONE AND GOT IT STUCK PIN HER EAR
your mama so fat it takes to buses and a rain to see her good side
the only difference between your mama and a rooster is a rooster goes cook a doodle do nd your mama says any cok will do lol