Yo Mama So Skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
Yo Mama’s so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, if she had dreads I’d grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, her bra fits better backward.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo Mama’s so skinny and flat, she’s the only woman in the world with two backs.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo Mama’s so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she’d be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
What'd You Think?


(15 votes, average: 3.4 out of 5)
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a peanut m&m she looked 6 months pregnent
August 24th, 2007 at 2:23 am
can you put this joke in your mama so skinny she can do push ups under the door seriously thats a good joke its kinda cool to say at certan times
September 26th, 2007 at 9:22 am
That was terrible
October 4th, 2007 at 4:04 am
Yo momma’s so fat, that yo momma’s so fat
October 9th, 2007 at 3:41 am
yo mama so fat when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing “we are family”
October 30th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
your mama is so ugly she is just ugly she said she was a good sppelleer!
October 31st, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Yo Momma So fat, I Round Her Twice And Got Lost
November 9th, 2007 at 3:23 am
yo momma so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
November 9th, 2007 at 3:24 am
yo momma so fat that she has her own postcode
November 20th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
yo momma is so ugly freddie crooger has nightmares about her
November 20th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
yo mamma is so hairy it looks like she has chubaca living in her pants.
November 20th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
your momma is so stupid she found a penny and asked for change.
November 20th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
yo momma is so fat she plays hopscoth with the states.
yo momma is so fat every time she turns around its her birthday.
November 20th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
when your momma was born she was named ugly because hideous was taken.