Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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yo mamma so short that she measures herself with a toothpick
Yo mama is so fat, that when she sat on the toilet, the toilet sang “A,B,C,D,E,F,G get yo fat a** off of me!
Yo mama is so short my 1 yr old sister is taller than her!!
Yo momma sooo short she jumped off a kerb and committed suicide.
Yo momma soooo short that you can see her feet on her driver license.
Yo momma sooo short that when she saw you as a fetus she said “look my identical CLONE.”
Yo momma so short she does pull ups on staples.
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dumb!!!!
these jokes were kind of funny i like the one with the dime
yo mama entered was givin me head ,she looked up , i slapped her and said “get back to work
yo mama so fat she she stepped on the scale and it said one at the time please
roses are red violets are blue im screwin yo mama and shes turnin blue
yo mamas so fat she saw a bus and she said catch dat twinky
yo mamas so poor i ask her if i could use the bathroom she said pick a corner
yo mamas so short she can’t trip
yo mama so short that when she stands no one can see her..idk?
yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out