Yo Mama So Short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
What'd You Think?
(10 votes, average: 2.6 out of 5)
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August 22nd, 2007 at 6:31 pm
yo mamma so short that she measures herself with a toothpick
August 31st, 2007 at 10:17 am
Yo mama is so fat, that when she sat on the toilet, the toilet sang “A,B,C,D,E,F,G get yo fat a** off of me!
October 29th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
Yo mama is so short my 1 yr old sister is taller than her!!
October 29th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Yo momma sooo short she jumped off a kerb and committed suicide.
Yo momma soooo short that you can see her feet on her driver license.
Yo momma sooo short that when she saw you as a fetus she said “look my identical CLONE.”
Yo momma so short she does pull ups on staples.
October 31st, 2007 at 10:07 pm
ok
November 10th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
dumb!!!!
November 13th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
these jokes were kind of funny i like the one with the dime
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:33 pm
yo mama entered was givin me head ,she looked up , i slapped her and said “get back to work
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:36 pm
yo mama so fat she she stepped on the scale and it said one at the time please
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:37 pm
roses are red violets are blue im screwin yo mama and shes turnin blue
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:39 pm
yo mamas so fat she saw a bus and she said catch dat twinky
November 22nd, 2007 at 3:41 pm
yo mamas so poor i ask her if i could use the bathroom she said pick a corner