Yo Mama So Poor


Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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Yo Mama So Poor was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 2:40 pmin Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Yo Mama So Nasty , Yo Mama So Stank , Yo Mama Has , Yo Mama Poetry , Tell Yo Mama .


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