Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
What'd You Think?
(11 votes, average: 2.91 out of 5)
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August 22nd, 2007 at 6:25 pm
yo mammas so poor that when i went into the front door i came out the back
September 1st, 2007 at 9:58 am
yo mammas so poor she sold the car for gas money
September 8th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
yo momma so poor, when i walked in and stepped on a lit cigarret, she said,”there goes the heater.”
October 31st, 2007 at 10:16 pm
awsome and really funny
November 2nd, 2007 at 6:58 pm
yo mamas so poor she had to steal free bread
November 8th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
yo momma so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
November 8th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
yo momma so old i slaped her tits and dust came out rofl
November 10th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
emmas joke was hilarious!!! props!!!!
November 20th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
your momma is so poor when I walked in her house her rats jumped me and her roches stole my wallet
November 20th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
your momma is so old Jesus has him in his year book