Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo Mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo Mama's so old, her birthday expired.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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yo mamma is so old that she was gods first creation
Yo mama so old that she was alive before the Big Bang.
Yo mama so old that she farts dust
hahaha! now THIS is funny! by far the best
Yo mama is so old her social security # says 1
yo mama is so old God said “let it be light”, she turned on the switch
yo mama so old she’s the mother of god!!!!
yo momma so old she was best friends with Adam and Eve.
yo momma so old that she gave King Tut AIDS
soulja chick is wack
yo mama sooo old that she happens to be older than your nan
yo mama so fat jesus can’t lift her spirits
yo mama is soo old her school has no history class
yo mama is soooo fat she entered a dance competition and fell and squashed her dance partner, spectators were singing “murder on the dance floor, yhyh”
yo mama is soo fat that when she went to the beach the whales jumped up and went WE ARE FAMILY!!!
yo mama is so old she was next door neighbours with noah and his arch
yo mama is so fat that when she was lying on the beach greenpeace came along and tried to put her back into the sea
yo mama is soooooo poor she can’t afford to go on welfare
yo mama is so poor a burglar broke into the house and left her some money
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NOw That’s FUNNY!!!
oh omg that is funny as hell
Yo mommas so old, that when God said “let there be light” she already owed the electric company 6 months!
those jokes r crack ups!! daaaamn
Yo Mama Is So Fat… She Put On A Red Dress All The Kids Yelled “Hey Kool Aid”