Yo Mama So Old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo Mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo Mama’s so old, her birthday expired.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
What'd You Think?
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August 22nd, 2007 at 6:27 pm
yo mamma is so old that she was gods first creation
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Yo mama so old that she was alive before the Big Bang.
October 11th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Yo mama so old that she farts dust
October 16th, 2007 at 7:24 am
hahaha! now THIS is funny! by far the best
October 24th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Yo mama is so old her social security # says 1
October 24th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
yo mama is so old God said “let it be light”, she turned on the switch
October 29th, 2007 at 5:24 pm
yo mama so old she’s the mother of god!!!!
October 31st, 2007 at 10:05 pm
yo momma so old she was best friends with Adam and Eve.
October 31st, 2007 at 10:06 pm
yo momma so old that she gave King Tut AIDS
November 10th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
soulja chick is wack
November 13th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
yo mama sooo old that she happens to be older than your nan
November 13th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
yo mama so fat jesus can’t lift her spirits
November 13th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
yo mama is soo old her school has no history class
November 13th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
yo mama is soooo fat she entered a dance competition and fell and squashed her dance partner, spectators were singing “murder on the dance floor, yhyh”
November 13th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
yo mama is soo fat that when she went to the beach the whales jumped up and went WE ARE FAMILY!!!
November 13th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
yo mama is so old she was next door neighbours with noah and his arch
November 13th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
yo mama is so fat that when she was lying on the beach greenpeace came along and tried to put her back into the sea
November 13th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
yo mama is soooooo poor she can’t afford to go on welfare
November 13th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
yo mama is so poor a burglar broke into the house and left her some money
November 13th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
beat them mama zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz