Yo Mama So Old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo Mama’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo Mama’s so old, her birthday expired.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.


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