Yo Mama So Hairy

Yo mama so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.

Yo mama so hairy, if she could fly she’d look like a magic carpet.

Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Yo mama so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.

Yo mama so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.

Yo mama so hairy, when she went to Remington and said “Shave this!” the salesman died laughing.

Yo mama so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.

Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo mama so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.

Yo mama so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Yo mama so hairy, people run up to her and say “Chewie, can I get your autograph?”

Yo mama so hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.

Yo mama so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

Yo mama so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.

Yo mama so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.

Yo mama so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.

Yo mama so hairy, she spread her legs and said, “We’re going to Bush Gardens.”

Yo mama chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.

Yo mama so hairy, she shaved her ass and disappeared.

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Yo Mama So Hairy was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 2:35 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Yo Mama So Old, Yo Mama Has, Yo Mama Is So Ugly, Yo Mama So Greasy, Yo Mama So Stank.