Yo Mama So Hairy
Yo mama so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower.
Yo mama so hairy, if she could fly she’d look like a magic carpet.
Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
Yo mama so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
Yo mama so hairy, when she went to Remington and said “Shave this!” the salesman died laughing.
Yo mama so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.
Yo mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo mama so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.
Yo mama so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
Yo mama so hairy, people run up to her and say “Chewie, can I get your autograph?”
Yo mama so hairy, she’s a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo mama so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo mama so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Yo mama so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back.
Yo mama so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo mama so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo mama so hairy, she spread her legs and said, “We’re going to Bush Gardens.”
Yo mama chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.
Yo mama so hairy, she shaved her ass and disappeared.
What'd You Think?


(15 votes, average: 3.27 out of 5)
May 6th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
yo mama is so hairy the only language she speaks is wooky(chewala´s language)
November 14th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
yo mama is so hairy that they mistaked her as big foot
November 10th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
these were not that funny
November 9th, 2007 at 3:28 am
yo momma so hairy that she could supply blankets for people who live in poor countrys
October 29th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Yo mamma so hairy, she took picture of herself and advertised for Gorrilla glue.
Yo mamma so hairy, she shaved and looked like a man.
October 16th, 2007 at 7:30 am
HAHA
September 8th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
yo momma so hairy, she’s hairy
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
yo mama so hairy you could braid her chest hair
August 22nd, 2007 at 6:20 pm
yo mamma so hairy that she has to shave her body with a lawn mower