Yo Mama So Greasy

Yo mama so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy, her freckles slipped off.

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny’s wiping pancakes across her forehead.

Yo mama so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.

Yo mama so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.

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Yo Mama So Greasy was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 2:32 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Yo Mama Has, Yo Mama So Hairy, Yo Mama Is So Ugly, Yo Mama Hair So Short, Yo Mama Head Is So Big.