Yo Mama So Ghetto

Yo mama's so ghetto, she keeps FunnyandJokes' Yo Mama Jokes bookmarked. (Hey wait, that's not funny!)  Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.  Yo mama so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed.  Yo mama so ghetto, she was born in a bucket at KFC.  Yo mama so ghetto, the [...]

Yo Mama So Ghetto

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Yo Mama So Ghetto was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 3:16 pmin Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Yo Mama Has , Tell Yo Mama , Yo Mama So Nasty , Yo Mama So Stank , Yo Mama So Fat .

22 Comments to “Yo Mama So Ghetto”

• Jasmine says:

  August 29, 2007 at 10:06 pm

  Funny jokes
• erica says:

  October 9, 2007 at 10:28 am

  haha! That was funny!
• Mahila says:

  June 25, 2008 at 2:22 pm

  HAHA!!!!THats sooooooooooooooo funny!!!
• pimp daddy says:

  July 23, 2008 at 11:21 pm

  your mamas so ghetto her breast milk comes out kool-lade
• bob says:

  November 13, 2008 at 3:39 pm

  so funny lol
• Darth Vader says:

  April 16, 2009 at 7:48 am

  Rofl lol lmao. Aaaahhhhh I hate that text crap so much. Speak like people you friggin rebel retards!!!!!

  (An Official Imperial Message)
• camerin says:

  June 29, 2009 at 3:37 pm

  yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out
• osofA says:

  July 3, 2009 at 8:20 pm

  jam in the jam in the jaminnnn!!!!! o y did micheall have to die?????
  from dem a ppar ina chichi man cyarrr gimmine fiya mek mi bun dem!!!!!!
• osofA says:

  July 3, 2009 at 8:23 pm

  big fat people have no lifeee!!!!
  like u jasmine and erica!!!!!
  yall are ugly fobs
  screw america
  OBAMA!!! <3
  "the time has come.."
  please teach me how to jerk
  i hate linear functions
  and polinomials
  screw sandra!!!!
  and jeziii
  jamiin jamiin
• osofA says:

  July 3, 2009 at 8:27 pm

  camerin go suck on a camels left foot
• osofA says:

  July 3, 2009 at 8:40 pm

  screw gorge bush!!!!
  ugly fag is wat he is
  screw AJ COOPER
  HE IS A FAG
  o yes o yes o yes
• osofA says:

  July 3, 2009 at 8:47 pm

  my coroted artery hurts
• Uga says:

  August 10, 2009 at 3:49 pm

  yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds koolaid comes out
• anoymous says:

  September 4, 2009 at 2:08 am

  yo momma so ghetto she pees chocolate milk
• tim says:

  November 3, 2009 at 2:03 am

  yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds coolade comes out
• check my joke says:

  November 17, 2009 at 7:36 pm

  yo mama so ghetto she walked aruond saying what can i have for a dollar
• check my joke says:

  November 17, 2009 at 7:52 pm

  yo mama so ghetto she goes to the food bank with two different names
• Joshua Rivera says:

  December 11, 2009 at 7:45 pm

  yo momma so ghetto when she brest feeds kool aide comes out
• miss ann says:

  January 7, 2010 at 9:46 am

  Yo mama so ghetto,we went over her house for dinner and I stepped on a cigerette bud,she yelled out,”Who in the hell turned off the heat?!!”
• miss ann says:

  January 7, 2010 at 9:55 am

  Yo mama so ghetto one day she got confused about something. I told her she needs to make up her mind , she put lipstick on her forehead!!!
• anonymous says:

  January 10, 2010 at 1:20 am

  yo mama so ghetto she asks hobos for money
• raperkillacomedian says:

  January 13, 2010 at 8:28 pm

  yall got sum funny jokes we be sayin dis stuff at skool to our teacha he b cryin laughn