Yo Mama So Ghetto

Yo mama’s so ghetto, she keeps FunnyandJokes’ Yo Mama Jokes bookmarked. (Hey wait, that’s not funny!) 

Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip. 

Yo mama so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed. 

Yo mama so ghetto, she was born in a bucket at KFC. 

Yo mama so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth. 

Yo mama so ghetto, she washes paper plates. 

Yo mama so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it. 

Yo mama so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle. 

Yo mama so ghetto, she wheelies on a ten speed. 

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Yo Mama So Ghetto was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 3:16 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Yo Mama Has,  Tell Yo Mama,  Yo Mama So Old,  Yo Mama So Poor,  Yo Mama So Hairy.