Yo Mama So Ghetto
Yo mama's so ghetto, she keeps FunnyandJokes' Yo Mama Jokes bookmarked. (Hey wait, that's not funny!)
Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.
Yo mama so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed.
Yo mama so ghetto, she was born in a bucket at KFC.
Yo mama so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth.
Yo mama so ghetto, she washes paper plates.
Yo mama so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it.
Yo mama so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle.
Yo mama so ghetto, she wheelies on a ten speed.
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haha! That was funny!
HAHA!!!!THats sooooooooooooooo funny!!!
your mamas so ghetto her breast milk comes out kool-lade
so funny lol
Rofl lol lmao. Aaaahhhhh I hate that text crap so much. Speak like people you friggin rebel retards!!!!!
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yo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out
jam in the jam in the jaminnnn!!!!! o y did micheall have to die?????
from dem a ppar ina chichi man cyarrr gimmine fiya mek mi bun dem!!!!!!
big fat people have no lifeee!!!!
like u jasmine and erica!!!!!
yall are ugly fobs
screw america
OBAMA!!! <3
"the time has come.."
please teach me how to jerk
i hate linear functions
and polinomials
screw sandra!!!!
and jeziii
jamiin jamiin
camerin go suck on a camels left foot
screw gorge bush!!!!
ugly fag is wat he is
screw AJ COOPER
HE IS A FAG
o yes o yes o yes
my coroted artery hurts
yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds koolaid comes out
yo momma so ghetto she pees chocolate milk
yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds coolade comes out
yo mama so ghetto she walked aruond saying what can i have for a dollar
yo mama so ghetto she goes to the food bank with two different names
yo momma so ghetto when she brest feeds kool aide comes out
Yo mama so ghetto,we went over her house for dinner and I stepped on a cigerette bud,she yelled out,”Who in the hell turned off the heat?!!”
Yo mama so ghetto one day she got confused about something. I told her she needs to make up her mind , she put lipstick on her forehead!!!
yo mama so ghetto she asks hobos for money
yall got sum funny jokes we be sayin dis stuff at skool to our teacha he b cryin laughn
T0o much 0f the k0olaid c0mes 0ut m0st 0f u said the same 0ne s0 played 0ut! !
Yo mama’s so ghetto she went to Mcdonald’s and asked if she could put her hamburger on lay away
Im the same dude as paisid3r :p just change ma name since ya d0nt kn0w whats a paisid3r
Any ways y0 mama s0 ghett0 she walks the chicken thats m0re f0r mexicans th0 like me hehe =D
Hey lili isnt it supp0se t0 be p0or instead 0f ghett0 in the hamburger lay away j0ke?
Yo momma so ghetto, she sorts yo daddy’s hunting guna is alphabetical order.
that was sooo lame come up with something different…….
the hunting onw was so lame,you dont even diserve to be on earth right now for saying that lame joke that is poo you are poo
yo momma so ghetto when she call yo grandma she be like YO…..MOMMA?!
yo momma so stupid wen she went to tgi fridays she said i thought it was wenesday
yo mama so white that when she stands in front of a white wall people would say were did she go
yo mama so poor the the rainbow in your neighborhood is black and white
you stole them snaps from pimpdaddy.com ur about 1o 10 years to late pal
10 years
Yo moma so ghetto, i told her i bought a new grill so she starts puillin steaks outtaa er pocket;D
your momma so ghetto when she breast feeds cool-aid comes out.
yo mamma so cheap shes on da dollar menu
guys , seriously . . take a look at all these jokes , they are so not funny! n so don make sence , retards ! lmao
Yo mama so ghetto she made yo birthday cake out of cornbread.
YO MAMA SO POOR SHE WENT TO MCDONALDS WITH FOOD STAMPS
Yo mamma so ghetto, I did a drive-by and had to pay her royalties.
Yo mamma so ghetto, she makes ‘Boyz In Tha Hood’ look like ‘Little House On The Prairie’.
Yo mamma so ghetto, Snoop Dogg walked down the road with her and got mistaken for John Mayer.
your moms butt hoooooole