Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she [...]
Yo Mama So Fat
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Yo Mama So Fat was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 2:30 pmin Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes.
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yo mamma so fat that when she tried to make herself skinny she used a clothing iron
Yo Mama so fat, when she farted on the rainbow, sour Skittles came out.
tis iz relly funni!!!
wow…..these r hilarious…….yea. well gots to go
Yo mama is so fat, that when she goes to the beach the whales start singing, “We are Family!”
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said ‘to infinity and beyond’
Yo mamma so fat, when she pressed up on the elevator, it wnt down lul
these jokes are really gay and each jokes ont there like two times
i love molly willis
Yo mama’s so fat I have to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot!
Yo mama is so fat she sweats Crisco.
yo mamma’s so fat she uses a tree for a tampon
yo mamma’s so fat she come’s up on radar
yo mamma’s so fat her belt size s the eqator
yo mamma’s so stupid she sit’s on the T.V and watches the couch
yo mamma’s apartment is so dirty she has to wipe her feet to go outside
Yur mom is so phat she destroy da yur whole house!!!
Yur mom is so stupid she use yur cat as a TV remote.
yo mommas so fat she makes the cd players skip…….at the radio stations
yo mommas so fat, shes a 36-24-36…and thats just her fingers!
yo mama is so fat.. jokes are just the best
your mama ghetto that when she bresst feaded you koolad came out
yo mamas so fat she went 2 get a water bed,
they put a blanket across lake michigan
yo mamma so fat she bounces more than a basketball
yo momma so fat bill gates cant afford her liposuction!
Yo mama is sooooooo freakin’ fat…….(how fat is she??????)………… when she stood on the scale it said…………. “oh, sh*t, 2 b continued”.
yo mamas so fat,when you took a picture of her,it looked like a large piece of ham.
Awesome jokes. Need to make sure there is only one of each joke.
Even though it isnt right the chin one was awesome
Long live the Empire!!!!!
Rebels SUCK!!!
lol
wow thats a great 1 very good but not as good as 15 meals ur fat mama take at a time
lol
yo mama’s so fat everytime she turns around it is her birthday!
yo muma’s so fat that when she asked for a water bed they put a tarp over the pacific ocean
dude!!! i liked the one with yo mamas got more chins than a honk kong phone book…. baaaaad…. i definitely agree with the darthvader dude…. random awsomeness… but sorry even tho luke is retarded, “HE IS YOUR SON…” darth sais”NOOOOOOOO!” ->( remix on the movie sound bit)
yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the cale she said: ‘damn, aint that my phone number?’
yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV i miss three commercials!
yo mama so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean the whales start signing: ‘we are family! even though you’r fatter than me!’
yo mamma so fat she wears the astroid belt and its STILL too tight!!!!