Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?
Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many dicks yo mama suck in one hour?
Roses are red, violets are yellow, that guy that just [...]
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Roses iz red, Yo daddy made my face blue
When I went to talk to him
He opened hiz mouth…
And there wuz the doo doo!
i like it but its not betta than tha “YO MOMMA COMEBACKS”
these are so funny
This is a insult to moms
you all have mom who gave birth to you
stupid head
so i know you might feel guilty
remember yo momma loves you okay
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
this were all rlly old ones get some new ones cuz ges wut roses are red violets are gay ur mamas real name is ray ray
roses are red and voilets are blue, these jokes are funny! I laughed so much I turned blue.
I really like the one with the Papa Smurf, but i do have to agree with #2 replier, i like the comebacks better.
still good though!
WTF! these are whack!!
Roses are gray Violets are pink oh wow yo mama sure can think!
yes leoni sturry park lool
place to be!!!!!
-lol- i cried that was sooo funny!!!! =D
your right Shelley… that was hilarious!
haha! These are funny!
roses are red, violets are blue, these jokes are so dam gay too
HAHAHAH Those were funny
this is the worst thing i have ever read!!!!!!!!!
Hello there, my name’s Bertrude as you can see from my name tag! oh i am funny! well.. little boys and girls, im just reading all of these coments and i do think this is absolutly awful.You should have more respect for Yo Mummas! Actually you wouldn’t mind if I asked a quick question, would you? of course you wouldnt! Urm.. Who exsactly are Yo Mummas? Toodle Dooos!!
Yo i got a ya muma joke, u mums so stupid she fell ova the cordless telephone! av dat Bertrude!!.